Replicas vs. Replicants

Wife, daughter and dog

My friend Paul had a boom box just like this – I was so jealous.

Sign of the times, mess with your mind

Priest … Live !!! (maybe)

With this first commission under my belt, I can see a whole new career opening up for me …

Fun Lovin Criminals Come Find Yourself 07

The psychedelic trellis outside Mendips, probably responsible for inspiring all that stuff about submarines and walruses

I like this one

The first picture I ever took for 1537

Time for our William Tell act

Rural Virginia, yesterday

Hmm, a black disc with white circles … interesting

It doesn’t get any better than this!

I like the way this one turned out.

You look so super

Paul’s bedroom

I’m inordinately proud of this one

Daytime Pyro

The mute that sang the siren’s what?!

Don’t cry Billy.

Fun Lovin Criminals Come Find Yourself 09a

Owls? I’ll give you F*^&#”G owls!!

Click to read properly, without straining your eyes.

Possibly a metaphor type thing

Mmm, conceptual

My work on this earth is done. I shall now ascend.

I’m rather proud of this one

Lego just don’t do suitable Hendrix hair; shame on them.

I like the way this one turned out

The astonishing 3D effect you can achieve by ‘hatting’ Mr Hayes

Every time you listen to Poison Idea you make a pixie cry

Really arty photo, to show off my mad camera skillz and sensitivite, creative nature (chicks love that)

Click to read properly

Hilarious visual joke, ahoy!

Saturday night chez-1537

Anyone up for a nice country walk?

Still life, with tissues

Some famous clock thing

All kneel and worship!

Grim urban reality#1: Packs of rabid feral dogs

I love how this one turned out!

This may be the single greatest thing I have ever done in my life.

Destined to cause a bit of a stir on Antiques Roadshow in 2031

Poison Ivy channelling her inner Norma Desmond

…and the last thing I heard was a muttered word …

Not photo-shopped – it’s balanced on a tray

Nature’s nice and stuff, but it’s no 1200 word review of an obscure hardcore LP, is it?

I’m very proud of this one

Useful to know where they keep it

Easter cake, made by me.

Nice hair dudes !

It’s mine, all mine

The Lego thrash metal minifigures are really starting to pay off for me now

I love this – almost Eddie circa: Somewhere In Time.

You have to love those Y-fronts! (and Lego-based censorship)

An attempt at fluffification of ‘Why D’ya Do it’ – a genuine imageof an alternative cover taken from the Antilles vaults

It really was that blue waiting for them

Don’t give me no lines and feed the panda yourself …

Love cities at night – spot Floyd LP cover reference, somewhere to the right of mon famille.

Much careful deliberation went into this drivel you’re about to read

All for £2.50

She’s got …

Roll Up !!

I’m quite proud of this one

Moss!! Moss!!

Thom Yorke takes part in a 1537 advertising campaign

An iconic image for our times, and some Beatles.

Walking the dog this morning, I haven’t messed about with the colours at all – I love that winter light!

I can now die happy, my work is done. (Even my son was impressed by this).

My beloved Sgt Pepper mill

You’ve got a friend in me (da da da da daa)

Text from ‘The Priest … in all its ambiguity

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