Some Puerto Rican Girls Just Dying To Meet You
Bright pink, gaudy, disposable-looking – 1537 reporting for duty. Continue reading Some Puerto Rican Girls Just Dying To Meet You
Category: Culture
Man, It Feels Like Some Physical Girls Again
In which our young hero messes about with some LP covers for no discernible reason. Continue reading Man, It Feels Like Some Physical Girls Again
When The Wig Comes Down
Welsh girls just wanna eat chips all night and other controversies. Continue reading When The Wig Comes Down
I Named My Raccoon After A Boxer
In which our young hero sniggers at his own proctological joke. Continue reading I Named My Raccoon After A Boxer
An Exciting Evening At Home
An Exciting Evening At Home With a cast of thousands Continue reading An Exciting Evening At Home
Rage, Rage Against The Dying Of The Fight
Sad news. Great album. Continue reading Rage, Rage Against The Dying Of The Fight
Some Heavy Ones Left, £3 Each
In which our young hero considers the best LP ever named after a 14th century Welsh manuscript. Continue reading Some Heavy Ones Left, £3 Each
Write No Bullshit
The Beano, Vanilla ice, Roxx Gang, Lamp-posts and NO BULLSHIT! Continue reading Write No Bullshit
No Tell, Motel, Hotel Bed
In which our young hero cries tough, talks dirty and wants action. Continue reading No Tell, Motel, Hotel Bed
Spanked Purple
Creature discomforts. Continue reading Spanked Purple
Wrath Wreaking Wraith
Siesta Time Is Over!
Party for your right to fight! Continue reading Siesta Time Is Over!
ZZ Chops
In which our young hero goes back to La Futura. Continue reading ZZ Chops
Angry De Mis Manos
Downset is probably not the opposite of Upset. Continue reading Angry De Mis Manos
Knickers Knackers Knockers!
Hey you, don’t read that blog post, read this! Continue reading Knickers Knackers Knockers!
Slave To The Virgin
Madge, Grace, Jimmy Nail and Lovejoy … all bets are off. Continue reading Slave To The Virgin
I, Ron Fist
Proof that you can’t make an umlaut without breaking legs. Continue reading I, Ron Fist
Holiday Snaps
Des vacances au cimetière avec les snaps du holiday. Continue reading Holiday Snaps
8 Minutes 46 Seconds
The only numbers that matter right now. Continue reading 8 Minutes 46 Seconds
Don’t Tell Sir David Attenborough
In which our young hero exults in having the strength of ten bears. Continue reading Don’t Tell Sir David Attenborough
Oedipussy Magnet
In which our young hero mistakes tumescence for transcendence. Continue reading Oedipussy Magnet
What?! On the Piano?!
The tail of the comet is worth watching too. Continue reading What?! On the Piano?!
Mama Get Your Hammer
Must-follow parental and financial advice on a rock and roll compilation Continue reading Mama Get Your Hammer
Tell Me What You’ve Got To Look So Pleased About!
What’s a boy have to do to rebel around here?! Continue reading Tell Me What You’ve Got To Look So Pleased About!
She’s Posing For Consumer Products Now And Then
In Every Bar There Was A Super Star With A Seven Year Itch
In which our young hero gets taken to Valhalla and back by a great LP. Continue reading In Every Bar There Was A Super Star With A Seven Year Itch
Delivery For General Obasanjo
The ultimate in walking it like you’ve been talking it Continue reading Delivery For General Obasanjo
Tony Allen: R.I.P
Every other drummer just moved up one notch in the rankings. Continue reading Tony Allen: R.I.P
1735
In which our young hero up stuff cuts. Continue reading 1735
Devilman! Devilman!!
Music to headbutt walls to Continue reading Devilman! Devilman!!