It really was that blue waiting for them

The first picture I ever took for 1537

Click to read properly, without straining your eyes.

Time for our William Tell act

Easter cake, made by me.

Much careful deliberation went into this drivel you’re about to read

The Lego thrash metal minifigures are really starting to pay off for me now

Priest … Live !!! (maybe)

Wife, daughter and dog

Not photo-shopped – it’s balanced on a tray

Thom Yorke takes part in a 1537 advertising campaign

My beloved Sgt Pepper mill

Rural Virginia, yesterday

Text from ‘The Priest … in all its ambiguity

Really arty photo, to show off my mad camera skillz and sensitivite, creative nature (chicks love that)

You have to love those Y-fronts! (and Lego-based censorship)

My friend Paul had a boom box just like this – I was so jealous.

Nice hair dudes !

I’m quite proud of this one

Don’t cry Billy.

Moss!! Moss!!

Rush Hour

An iconic image for our times, and some Beatles.

Fun Lovin Criminals Come Find Yourself 07

Every time you listen to Poison Idea you make a pixie cry

…and the last thing I heard was a muttered word …

With this first commission under my belt, I can see a whole new career opening up for me …

She’s got …

Daytime Pyro

Destined to cause a bit of a stir on Antiques Roadshow in 2031

Walking the dog this morning, I haven’t messed about with the colours at all – I love that winter light!

Possibly a metaphor type thing

Paul’s bedroom

The mute that sang the siren’s what?!

This may be the single greatest thing I have ever done in my life.

I love how this one turned out!

I like the way this one turned out

I like this one

I can now die happy, my work is done. (Even my son was impressed by this).

Hilarious visual joke, ahoy!

I’m very proud of this one

An attempt at fluffification of ‘Why D’ya Do it’ – a genuine imageof an alternative cover taken from the Antilles vaults

Sign of the times, mess with your mind

It doesn’t get any better than this!

I love this – almost Eddie circa: Somewhere In Time.

Click to read properly

Fun Lovin Criminals Come Find Yourself 09a

The astonishing 3D effect you can achieve by ‘hatting’ Mr Hayes

Hmm, a black disc with white circles … interesting

My work on this earth is done. I shall now ascend.

I like the way this one turned out.

Lego just don’t do suitable Hendrix hair; shame on them.

I’m inordinately proud of this one

Poison Ivy channelling her inner Norma Desmond

Nature’s nice and stuff, but it’s no 1200 word review of an obscure hardcore LP, is it?

All for £2.50

Mmm, conceptual

Anyone up for a nice country walk?

Some famous clock thing

You’ve got a friend in me (da da da da daa)

All kneel and worship!

Roll Up !!

I’m rather proud of this one

Saturday night chez-1537

Useful to know where they keep it

Owls? I’ll give you F*^&#”G owls!!

Love cities at night – spot Floyd LP cover reference, somewhere to the right of mon famille.

Still life, with tissues

Replicas vs. Replicants

Don’t give me no lines and feed the panda yourself …

It’s mine, all mine

Grim urban reality#1: Packs of rabid feral dogs

The psychedelic trellis outside Mendips, probably responsible for inspiring all that stuff about submarines and walruses

You look so super

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