The astonishing 3D effect you can achieve by ‘hatting’ Mr Hayes

Roll Up !!

Replicas vs. Replicants

I love this – almost Eddie circa: Somewhere In Time.

Thom Yorke takes part in a 1537 advertising campaign

Hmm, a black disc with white circles … interesting

An iconic image for our times, and some Beatles.

This may be the single greatest thing I have ever done in my life.

Still life, with tissues

Don’t give me no lines and feed the panda yourself …

Nice hair dudes !

Not photo-shopped – it’s balanced on a tray

Poison Ivy channelling her inner Norma Desmond

My beloved Sgt Pepper mill

With this first commission under my belt, I can see a whole new career opening up for me …

I like the way this one turned out

Grim urban reality#1: Packs of rabid feral dogs

Click to read properly

I love how this one turned out!

Hilarious visual joke, ahoy!

Paul’s bedroom

An attempt at fluffification of ‘Why D’ya Do it’ – a genuine imageof an alternative cover taken from the Antilles vaults

I’m inordinately proud of this one

Anyone up for a nice country walk?

Walking the dog this morning, I haven’t messed about with the colours at all – I love that winter light!

You have to love those Y-fronts! (and Lego-based censorship)

Note: Obligatory beard

You’ve got a friend in me (da da da da daa)

Moss!! Moss!!

Possibly a metaphor type thing

The Lego thrash metal minifigures are really starting to pay off for me now

Jessica Curry Everybodys Gone To The Rapture 01

It doesn’t get any better than this!

Easter cake, made by me.

My shed’s on fire with rock and roll!

The first picture I ever took for 1537

…and the last thing I heard was a muttered word …

Destined to cause a bit of a stir on Antiques Roadshow in 2031

It really was that blue waiting for them

The psychedelic trellis outside Mendips, probably responsible for inspiring all that stuff about submarines and walruses

Time for our William Tell act

Sign of the times, mess with your mind

Priest … Live !!! (maybe)

Every time you listen to Poison Idea you make a pixie cry

Text from ‘The Priest … in all its ambiguity

I like this one

I like the way this one turned out.

Daytime Pyro

Love cities at night – spot Floyd LP cover reference, somewhere to the right of mon famille.

Nature’s nice and stuff, but it’s no 1200 word review of an obscure hardcore LP, is it?

All kneel and worship!

Some famous clock thing

Don’t cry Billy.

Useful to know where they keep it

Owls? I’ll give you F*^&#”G owls!!

Wife, daughter and dog

I’m very proud of this one

Fun Lovin Criminals Come Find Yourself 07

I can now die happy, my work is done. (Even my son was impressed by this).

My work on this earth is done. I shall now ascend.

Click to read properly, without straining your eyes.

You look so super

Lego just don’t do suitable Hendrix hair; shame on them.

It’s mine, all mine

Really arty photo, to show off my mad camera skillz and sensitivite, creative nature (chicks love that)

Mmm, conceptual

Rush Hour

She’s got …

All for £2.50

Fun Lovin Criminals Come Find Yourself 09a

Rural Virginia, yesterday

Much careful deliberation went into this drivel you’re about to read

I’m rather proud of this one

I’m quite proud of this one

The mute that sang the siren’s what?!

Saturday night chez-1537

My friend Paul had a boom box just like this – I was so jealous.

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