She’s got …

It doesn’t get any better than this!

An iconic image for our times, and some Beatles.

Easter cake, made by me.

Some famous clock thing

Time for our William Tell act

Gotta dig that Tuscan geometry. San Gimignano.

This may be the single greatest thing I have ever done in my life.

Wife, daughter and dog

The astonishing 3D effect you can achieve by ‘hatting’ Mr Hayes

Saturday night chez-1537

Priest … Live !!! (maybe)

World Cup fever grips the 1537 household

Useful to know where they keep it

I’m rather proud of this one

Click to read properly, without straining your eyes.

Still life, with tissues

I love this – almost Eddie circa: Somewhere In Time.

Much careful deliberation went into this drivel you’re about to read

Daytime Pyro

I can now die happy, my work is done. (Even my son was impressed by this).

Sign of the times, mess with your mind

The Lego thrash metal minifigures are really starting to pay off for me now

You’ve got a friend in me (da da da da daa)

So shiny and difficult to photograph, i took matters into my own hands and made my own – using my awesome creative skillz! I have to say that is the best drawing I have ever done of John Wetton.

Grim urban reality#1: Packs of rabid feral dogs

You look so super

Rush Hour

Possibly a metaphor type thing

…and the last thing I heard was a muttered word …

Nature’s nice and stuff, but it’s no 1200 word review of an obscure hardcore LP, is it?

The first picture I ever took for 1537

Text from ‘The Priest … in all its ambiguity

Christmas lights seem to have turned the fireplace in my front room into a terrifying pagan altar – maybe that’s the true meaning of Christmas?

My beloved Sgt Pepper mill

I love how this one turned out!

Don’t cry Billy.

An attempt at fluffification of ‘Why D’ya Do it’ – a genuine imageof an alternative cover taken from the Antilles vaults

Every time you listen to Poison Idea you make a pixie cry

Thom Yorke takes part in a 1537 advertising campaign

With this first commission under my belt, I can see a whole new career opening up for me …

It really was that blue waiting for them

Click to read properly

I like the way this one turned out.

Not photo-shopped – it’s balanced on a tray

You have to love those Y-fronts! (and Lego-based censorship)

I’m inordinately proud of this one

Hilarious visual joke, ahoy!

My work on this earth is done. I shall now ascend.

Replicas vs. Replicants

Really arty photo, to show off my mad camera skillz and sensitivite, creative nature (chicks love that)

Walking the dog this morning, I haven’t messed about with the colours at all – I love that winter light!

I’m quite proud of this one

My friend Paul had a boom box just like this – I was so jealous.

Poison Ivy channelling her inner Norma Desmond

Rural Virginia, yesterday

Owls? I’ll give you F*^&#”G owls!!

The mute that sang the siren’s what?!

Hmm, a black disc with white circles … interesting

Roll Up !!

I like this one

It’s mine, all mine

Anyone up for a nice country walk?

Destined to cause a bit of a stir on Antiques Roadshow in 2031

All for £2.50

Moss!! Moss!!

I’m very proud of this one

The psychedelic trellis outside Mendips, probably responsible for inspiring all that stuff about submarines and walruses

Mmm, conceptual

I like the way this one turned out

Lego just don’t do suitable Hendrix hair; shame on them.

State Of The One Eight

Culture, Hard Rock, Heavy Metal, Music, Obsessive behaviour, Record collecting, Vinyl

State Of The One Eight

In which our hero’s enthusiasm for new music is tarnished by some crap photography. Continue reading State Of The One Eight

Feeding Firenze

Culture, Hawkwind, Music, Obsessive behaviour, Record collecting, Self-indulgent nonsense, Space Rock, Vinyl

Feeding Firenze

Lucca, Florence, Siena, San Gimignano, Castellina in Chianti … I think I’ve just been holidaying in one of the most … Continue reading Feeding Firenze

This Vibe’s Alive

Culture, Endless Boogie, Hard Rock, Music, Obsessive behaviour, Record collecting, Vinyl

This Vibe’s Alive

Endless Boogie is a vanity band … The Endless Boogie band was to be fronted by Paul Major, our guiding … Continue reading This Vibe’s Alive

1537 Buys A Birthday Card

Black Sabbath, Culture, Hard Rock, Heavy Metal, Music, Obsessive behaviour, Pop, Record collecting, Self-indulgent nonsense, Vinyl

1537 Buys A Birthday Card

Now I’m not one of those obsessed types of fellas who has to buy an LP wherever he goes, no … Continue reading 1537 Buys A Birthday Card

The Global Pants 11

Culture, Hard Rock, Music, Obsessive behaviour, Record collecting, Self-indulgent nonsense, Vinyl

The Global Pants 11

January eh? apart from my birthday at the end of it, what a pants month. In fact, given the events … Continue reading The Global Pants 11

Crust Never Sleeps

Neil Young, Rock, Vinyl

Crust Never Sleeps

Listen folks, I’m here to do you a favour – right here, right now. You wanna hear about a classic … Continue reading Crust Never Sleeps

Oh Canaduh!

Picture the scene: 29 October 1997, Mrs 1537 looking slightly miffed as her saintly patience is tested yet again by … Continue reading Oh Canaduh!