Time for our William Tell act

Useful to know where they keep it

I’m quite proud of this one

Owls? I’ll give you F*^&#”G owls!!

Gotta dig that Tuscan geometry. San Gimignano.

All for £2.50

My beloved Sgt Pepper mill

It’s mine, all mine

Sign of the times, mess with your mind

Click to read properly

Still life, with tissues

Hilarious visual joke, ahoy!

My friend Paul had a boom box just like this – I was so jealous.

Every time you listen to Poison Idea you make a pixie cry

The Lego thrash metal minifigures are really starting to pay off for me now

Grim urban reality#1: Packs of rabid feral dogs

I like this one

I’m rather proud of this one

I can now die happy, my work is done. (Even my son was impressed by this).

Walking the dog this morning, I haven’t messed about with the colours at all – I love that winter light!

You look so super

Click to read properly, without straining your eyes.

The astonishing 3D effect you can achieve by ‘hatting’ Mr Hayes

Easter cake, made by me.

Poison Ivy channelling her inner Norma Desmond

Not photo-shopped – it’s balanced on a tray

All kneel and worship!

It really was that blue waiting for them

Christmas lights seem to have turned the fireplace in my front room into a terrifying pagan altar – maybe that’s the true meaning of Christmas?

Rush Hour

I love this – almost Eddie circa: Somewhere In Time.

Wife, daughter and dog

This may be the single greatest thing I have ever done in my life.

You have to love those Y-fronts! (and Lego-based censorship)

You’ve got a friend in me (da da da da daa)

Anyone up for a nice country walk?

Roll Up !!

Text from ‘The Priest … in all its ambiguity

So shiny and difficult to photograph, i took matters into my own hands and made my own – using my awesome creative skillz! I have to say that is the best drawing I have ever done of John Wetton.

…and the last thing I heard was a muttered word …

My work on this earth is done. I shall now ascend.

Replicas vs. Replicants

The psychedelic trellis outside Mendips, probably responsible for inspiring all that stuff about submarines and walruses

Don’t cry Billy.

Possibly a metaphor type thing

Rural Virginia, yesterday

Thom Yorke takes part in a 1537 advertising campaign

Saturday night chez-1537

I’m inordinately proud of this one

Mmm, conceptual

I love how this one turned out!

I like the way this one turned out

Moss!! Moss!!

Priest … Live !!! (maybe)

Much careful deliberation went into this drivel you’re about to read

Some famous clock thing

Really arty photo, to show off my mad camera skillz and sensitivite, creative nature (chicks love that)

The mute that sang the siren’s what?!

I’m very proud of this one

Don’t give me no lines and feed the panda yourself …

With this first commission under my belt, I can see a whole new career opening up for me …

An iconic image for our times, and some Beatles.

Destined to cause a bit of a stir on Antiques Roadshow in 2031

I like the way this one turned out.

An attempt at fluffification of ‘Why D’ya Do it’ – a genuine imageof an alternative cover taken from the Antilles vaults

The first picture I ever took for 1537

Nature’s nice and stuff, but it’s no 1200 word review of an obscure hardcore LP, is it?

Hmm, a black disc with white circles … interesting

It doesn’t get any better than this!

Lego just don’t do suitable Hendrix hair; shame on them.

Daytime Pyro

She’s got …

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