Get Your Nwob On
High Risk? No risk. Continue reading Get Your Nwob On
Category: Obsessive behaviour
2 LPs, 4 Tracks
Going Away? Going Out? Blown Away? Blown Out. Continue reading 2 LPs, 4 Tracks
Call Me Ishmael
Is it a girl Sean Connery? no Ishmael. Continue reading Call Me Ishmael
Gliding Through The Abattoir
Once upon a time I would have awarded it a Kid C, now? Kid A Continue reading Gliding Through The Abattoir
A Big Splash On The Amsterdam Vinyl Scene
A roving dweeb writes about canals and all that shit. Continue reading A Big Splash On The Amsterdam Vinyl Scene
Monday Sad, Sad Monday
Monday, sad, sad Monday / She’s waiting for me / But I’m a long, long way from home. Continue reading Monday Sad, Sad Monday
All Hail, Porkbeast!
Reverb, Anderson, Fast Green Dick, Porkbeast and Vom. Continue reading All Hail, Porkbeast!
Baby, Let Me Follow You Dow
An overly long review of a Dylan release of dubious legality, but not quality. Continue reading Baby, Let Me Follow You Dow
Slide Guitar, Glide Sitar
A rag bag of reviews tenuously held together by some half-assed conceptual link. Again. Continue reading Slide Guitar, Glide Sitar
I Lost It All In The Popcorn Box!
A learned treatise on the necessity of employing a luxuriantly moustachioed drummer. Continue reading I Lost It All In The Popcorn Box!
Check Out My Orbs, Baby
Tilda Swinton, conflict, tea – this post, quite literally, has something for everyone. Continue reading Check Out My Orbs, Baby
I Ain’t No Glamour Boy – I’M FIERCE!
In which our young hero discovers the truth of the old Welsh adage, Plus ça change, plus c’est la même chose. Continue reading I Ain’t No Glamour Boy – I’M FIERCE!
Hey Man, I Am cool; I Am The Breeze
Colin told me to like this LP, so I did. Continue reading Hey Man, I Am cool; I Am The Breeze
When I Heard It, I Didn’t Puke
In which Paul depukeinates a platter. Continue reading When I Heard It, I Didn’t Puke
Shrimp! Shrimp! Shrimp!
Sick shrimp shit going down? can only be Elvis. Continue reading Shrimp! Shrimp! Shrimp!
Thank Providence
Warped, twisted, detestable … 1537! Continue reading Thank Providence
Frustrate Their Knavish Tricks
Queen I: bit shit compared to The Works? Discuss (using appropriate diagrams). Continue reading Frustrate Their Knavish Tricks
We Grow Fat On The Charms Of Our Idle Dreary Days
Tales from the old country Continue reading We Grow Fat On The Charms Of Our Idle Dreary Days
Gills, Gills, Gills!
In which our young hero poses the old monolithic, or monoriffic question. Continue reading Gills, Gills, Gills!
Still Life In Tokyo, With Zombies
All hail the throbbing future! (and Zombies!!!) Continue reading Still Life In Tokyo, With Zombies
Sean Of The Dad
‘It was 20 years ago in May / Sean Lennon told the band to play’ Continue reading Sean Of The Dad
1537 Ain’t No Feeble Bastard
The eighties, No thanks! Continue reading 1537 Ain’t No Feeble Bastard
Chariots Of Ire
A proper Fall review for all of us maladjusted little monkeys. Continue reading Chariots Of Ire
29 Year Itch
Our hero gets to satisfy 29 years worth of secret yearning in one go. Continue reading 29 Year Itch
Exile On Man Street
Because Phair’s fair, innit? Continue reading Exile On Man Street
1537 vs. Exile On Main Street: The Full Unabridged, Unexpurgated Review (Slight Return)
Because he messed it up. Fool. Continue reading 1537 vs. Exile On Main Street: The Full Unabridged, Unexpurgated Review (Slight Return)
1537 vs. Exile On Main Street: The Full Unabridged, Unexpurgated Review
The full text from my 2014 paper – A Contextual Analysis of Contemporary Marxist Feminist Views on Exile On Main Street. Continue reading 1537 vs. Exile On Main Street: The Full Unabridged, Unexpurgated Review
Life Ain’t Nothing But Beaches And Money
What is a beach? When can one say one is truly on one? Neil knows. Continue reading Life Ain’t Nothing But Beaches And Money
2000 Brain Cells Ago
‘Copacabana?! Oh baby, this is soul night!’ Continue reading 2000 Brain Cells Ago
The Sun Oslo Rises
Goats, Boats, shit and hash: Gluecifer, a fun day out for all the family. Continue reading The Sun Oslo Rises