Replicas vs. Replicants

Click to read properly

The astonishing 3D effect you can achieve by ‘hatting’ Mr Hayes

Click to read properly, without straining your eyes.

The Lego thrash metal minifigures are really starting to pay off for me now

Mmm, conceptual

Poison Ivy channelling her inner Norma Desmond

The mute that sang the siren’s what?!

Don’t cry Billy.

Nature’s nice and stuff, but it’s no 1200 word review of an obscure hardcore LP, is it?

…and the last thing I heard was a muttered word …

Roll Up !!

Grim urban reality#1: Packs of rabid feral dogs

Possibly a metaphor type thing

I like the way this one turned out.

I’m inordinately proud of this one

Really arty photo, to show off my mad camera skillz and sensitivite, creative nature (chicks love that)

Sign of the times, mess with your mind

My work on this earth is done. I shall now ascend.

You have to love those Y-fronts! (and Lego-based censorship)

Useful to know where they keep it

Walking the dog this morning, I haven’t messed about with the colours at all – I love that winter light!

I like this one

My friend Paul had a boom box just like this – I was so jealous.

You’ve got a friend in me (da da da da daa)

I love how this one turned out!

Much careful deliberation went into this drivel you’re about to read

Text from ‘The Priest … in all its ambiguity

Still life, with tissues

My beloved Sgt Pepper mill

The psychedelic trellis outside Mendips, probably responsible for inspiring all that stuff about submarines and walruses

It really was that blue waiting for them

Rush Hour

Anyone up for a nice country walk?

The first picture I ever took for 1537

I’m rather proud of this one

It doesn’t get any better than this!

Hilarious visual joke, ahoy!

Saturday night chez-1537

Wife, daughter and dog

An attempt at fluffification of ‘Why D’ya Do it’ – a genuine imageof an alternative cover taken from the Antilles vaults

She’s got …

Lego just don’t do suitable Hendrix hair; shame on them.

With this first commission under my belt, I can see a whole new career opening up for me …

I’m quite proud of this one

Fun Lovin Criminals Come Find Yourself 09a

Moss!! Moss!!

Easter cake, made by me.

Thom Yorke takes part in a 1537 advertising campaign

Hmm, a black disc with white circles … interesting

I’m very proud of this one

Every time you listen to Poison Idea you make a pixie cry

Fun Lovin Criminals Come Find Yourself 07

I can now die happy, my work is done. (Even my son was impressed by this).

Destined to cause a bit of a stir on Antiques Roadshow in 2031

Love cities at night – spot Floyd LP cover reference, somewhere to the right of mon famille.

Time for our William Tell act

Some famous clock thing

I love this – almost Eddie circa: Somewhere In Time.

Nice hair dudes !

Owls? I’ll give you F*^&#”G owls!!

It’s mine, all mine

I like the way this one turned out

An iconic image for our times, and some Beatles.

This may be the single greatest thing I have ever done in my life.

All for £2.50

Don’t give me no lines and feed the panda yourself …

Not photo-shopped – it’s balanced on a tray

Paul’s bedroom

All kneel and worship!

You look so super

Priest … Live !!! (maybe)

Daytime Pyro

Rural Virginia, yesterday

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