Mmm, conceptual

Much careful deliberation went into this drivel you’re about to read

Hmm, a black disc with white circles … interesting

I’m very proud of this one

The first picture I ever took for 1537

Thom Yorke takes part in a 1537 advertising campaign

Daytime Pyro

Replicas vs. Replicants

Rush Hour

I love how this one turned out!

Poison Ivy channelling her inner Norma Desmond

With this first commission under my belt, I can see a whole new career opening up for me …

Click to read properly, without straining your eyes.

It really was that blue waiting for them

I can now die happy, my work is done. (Even my son was impressed by this).

I’m inordinately proud of this one

Wife, daughter and dog

You look so super

I love this – almost Eddie circa: Somewhere In Time.

You’ve got a friend in me (da da da da daa)

I’m rather proud of this one

Roll Up !!

I like the way this one turned out

Moss!! Moss!!

You have to love those Y-fronts! (and Lego-based censorship)

Still life, with tissues

Saturday night chez-1537

Don’t cry Billy.

Useful to know where they keep it

I like this one

Possibly a metaphor type thing

Really arty photo, to show off my mad camera skillz and sensitivite, creative nature (chicks love that)

My beloved Sgt Pepper mill

I like the way this one turned out.

The Lego thrash metal minifigures are really starting to pay off for me now

Fun Lovin Criminals Come Find Yourself 07

The psychedelic trellis outside Mendips, probably responsible for inspiring all that stuff about submarines and walruses

The mute that sang the siren’s what?!

Some famous clock thing

It doesn’t get any better than this!

All kneel and worship!

Lego just don’t do suitable Hendrix hair; shame on them.

Hilarious visual joke, ahoy!

Nice hair dudes !

Destined to cause a bit of a stir on Antiques Roadshow in 2031

Text from ‘The Priest … in all its ambiguity

Anyone up for a nice country walk?

Grim urban reality#1: Packs of rabid feral dogs

Click to read properly

I’m quite proud of this one

An attempt at fluffification of ‘Why D’ya Do it’ – a genuine imageof an alternative cover taken from the Antilles vaults

Jessica Curry Everybodys Gone To The Rapture 01

Every time you listen to Poison Idea you make a pixie cry

It’s mine, all mine

Love cities at night – spot Floyd LP cover reference, somewhere to the right of mon famille.

Sign of the times, mess with your mind

Time for our William Tell act

Nature’s nice and stuff, but it’s no 1200 word review of an obscure hardcore LP, is it?

Walking the dog this morning, I haven’t messed about with the colours at all – I love that winter light!

Rural Virginia, yesterday

The astonishing 3D effect you can achieve by ‘hatting’ Mr Hayes

Don’t give me no lines and feed the panda yourself …

This may be the single greatest thing I have ever done in my life.

Priest … Live !!! (maybe)

Paul’s bedroom

Owls? I’ll give you F*^&#”G owls!!

All for £2.50

…and the last thing I heard was a muttered word …

She’s got …

My work on this earth is done. I shall now ascend.

Note: Obligatory beard

Fun Lovin Criminals Come Find Yourself 09a

My shed’s on fire with rock and roll!

Not photo-shopped – it’s balanced on a tray

An iconic image for our times, and some Beatles.

My friend Paul had a boom box just like this – I was so jealous.

Easter cake, made by me.

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