Rural Virginia, yesterday

Every time you listen to Poison Idea you make a pixie cry

It doesn’t get any better than this!

I love this – almost Eddie circa: Somewhere In Time.

All for £2.50

The mute that sang the siren’s what?!

My friend Paul had a boom box just like this – I was so jealous.

Owls? I’ll give you F*^&#”G owls!!

Love cities at night – spot Floyd LP cover reference, somewhere to the right of mon famille.

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Daytime Pyro

The astonishing 3D effect you can achieve by ‘hatting’ Mr Hayes

It’s mine, all mine

The psychedelic trellis outside Mendips, probably responsible for inspiring all that stuff about submarines and walruses

Paul’s bedroom

My shed’s on fire with rock and roll!

I’m rather proud of this one

You have to love those Y-fronts! (and Lego-based censorship)

An attempt at fluffification of ‘Why D’ya Do it’ – a genuine imageof an alternative cover taken from the Antilles vaults

Really arty photo, to show off my mad camera skillz and sensitivite, creative nature (chicks love that)

Much careful deliberation went into this drivel you’re about to read

The Lego thrash metal minifigures are really starting to pay off for me now

Thom Yorke takes part in a 1537 advertising campaign

The first picture I ever took for 1537

Don’t give me no lines and feed the panda yourself …

I’m quite proud of this one

I love how this one turned out!

Wife, daughter and dog

…and the last thing I heard was a muttered word …

Note: Obligatory beard

Priest … Live !!! (maybe)

You look so super

Possibly a metaphor type thing

Mmm, conceptual

Moss!! Moss!!

With this first commission under my belt, I can see a whole new career opening up for me …

Click to read properly, without straining your eyes.

I like the way this one turned out

I’m inordinately proud of this one

Rush Hour

Lego just don’t do suitable Hendrix hair; shame on them.

Destined to cause a bit of a stir on Antiques Roadshow in 2031

Grim urban reality#1: Packs of rabid feral dogs

I like the way this one turned out.

Hilarious visual joke, ahoy!

Not photo-shopped – it’s balanced on a tray

All kneel and worship!

She’s got …

Sign of the times, mess with your mind

Click to read properly

I like this one

Replicas vs. Replicants

Nice hair dudes !

Easter cake, made by me.

Still life, with tissues

Time for our William Tell act

Hmm, a black disc with white circles … interesting

It really was that blue waiting for them

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Some famous clock thing

Nature’s nice and stuff, but it’s no 1200 word review of an obscure hardcore LP, is it?

I’m very proud of this one

Don’t cry Billy.

My work on this earth is done. I shall now ascend.

Text from ‘The Priest … in all its ambiguity

This may be the single greatest thing I have ever done in my life.

I can now die happy, my work is done. (Even my son was impressed by this).

Anyone up for a nice country walk?

Walking the dog this morning, I haven’t messed about with the colours at all – I love that winter light!

You’ve got a friend in me (da da da da daa)

Useful to know where they keep it

Poison Ivy channelling her inner Norma Desmond

Saturday night chez-1537

My beloved Sgt Pepper mill

An iconic image for our times, and some Beatles.

Roll Up !!

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