I’m rather proud of this one

It doesn’t get any better than this!

Sign of the times, mess with your mind

I’m inordinately proud of this one

Nice hair dudes !

…and the last thing I heard was a muttered word …

I love how this one turned out!

Walking the dog this morning, I haven’t messed about with the colours at all – I love that winter light!

Fun Lovin Criminals Come Find Yourself 09a

Hilarious visual joke, ahoy!

Possibly a metaphor type thing

Priest … Live !!! (maybe)

Fun Lovin Criminals Come Find Yourself 07

The astonishing 3D effect you can achieve by ‘hatting’ Mr Hayes

Hmm, a black disc with white circles … interesting

My friend Paul had a boom box just like this – I was so jealous.

I can now die happy, my work is done. (Even my son was impressed by this).

With this first commission under my belt, I can see a whole new career opening up for me …

My work on this earth is done. I shall now ascend.

Roll Up !!

I’m very proud of this one

Some famous clock thing

An attempt at fluffification of ‘Why D’ya Do it’ – a genuine imageof an alternative cover taken from the Antilles vaults

Not photo-shopped – it’s balanced on a tray

This may be the single greatest thing I have ever done in my life.

Destined to cause a bit of a stir on Antiques Roadshow in 2031

The psychedelic trellis outside Mendips, probably responsible for inspiring all that stuff about submarines and walruses

Really arty photo, to show off my mad camera skillz and sensitivite, creative nature (chicks love that)

Text from ‘The Priest … in all its ambiguity

Much careful deliberation went into this drivel you’re about to read

Poison Ivy channelling her inner Norma Desmond

The first picture I ever took for 1537

My beloved Sgt Pepper mill

Easter cake, made by me.

It really was that blue waiting for them

You look so super

Anyone up for a nice country walk?

Don’t cry Billy.

Click to read properly, without straining your eyes.

Grim urban reality#1: Packs of rabid feral dogs

Thom Yorke takes part in a 1537 advertising campaign

Lego just don’t do suitable Hendrix hair; shame on them.

Mmm, conceptual

An iconic image for our times, and some Beatles.

Useful to know where they keep it

I like this one

Replicas vs. Replicants

It’s mine, all mine

Rural Virginia, yesterday

Rush Hour

Don’t give me no lines and feed the panda yourself …

Wife, daughter and dog

Saturday night chez-1537

Paul’s bedroom

Daytime Pyro

She’s got …

The mute that sang the siren’s what?!

All for £2.50

Moss!! Moss!!

Still life, with tissues

Click to read properly

I’m quite proud of this one

All kneel and worship!

Time for our William Tell act

Love cities at night – spot Floyd LP cover reference, somewhere to the right of mon famille.

Owls? I’ll give you F*^&#”G owls!!

Nature’s nice and stuff, but it’s no 1200 word review of an obscure hardcore LP, is it?

I love this – almost Eddie circa: Somewhere In Time.

You’ve got a friend in me (da da da da daa)

I like the way this one turned out.

Every time you listen to Poison Idea you make a pixie cry

You have to love those Y-fronts! (and Lego-based censorship)

The Lego thrash metal minifigures are really starting to pay off for me now

I like the way this one turned out

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