The Love Child Of Marilyn Monroe And Skeletor
In which our young hero rocks a bit on a Wednesday morning. Continue reading The Love Child Of Marilyn Monroe And Skeletor
The Drugs Won
An LP that sounds identical to its front cover. Continue reading The Drugs Won
Up To Mark Kozelek In You
What is next to the moon? Continue reading Up To Mark Kozelek In You
The Wildhearts: Tivoli, Buckley 29-11-2019
In which our young hero scratches a 26 year itch Continue reading The Wildhearts: Tivoli, Buckley 29-11-2019
Adamson Schmadamson
In which our young hero sets the controls for the heart of the pelvis. Continue reading Adamson Schmadamson
Quite Badly, But In Large Numbers
Navy deserter refuses to take ‘U can’t touch this’ for an answer. Continue reading Quite Badly, But In Large Numbers
Heads Will Roll
Sober, clean-living fun guaranteed! Continue reading Heads Will Roll
Black, Muscular, Fine Looking
1537, pasty, muscular, fine looking is in bed with his woman, Mrs 1537, a doll, also pasty. Continue reading Black, Muscular, Fine Looking
Drive On Boogie Boy Get Across The Sky
Dig that funky Spectra Physics 164 Argon Laser, space boy. Continue reading Drive On Boogie Boy Get Across The Sky
Guns ‘n’ Stones’s
I am the resurrection and I am the light, the Stone Roses 2nd isn’t shite Continue reading Guns ‘n’ Stones’s
All High, All Wild, All Fuckin’ Mighty
The Almighty: just what did they ever have against God? Continue reading All High, All Wild, All Fuckin’ Mighty
I Complete You, Probably
Pitiful drivel and excuses. Continue reading I Complete You, Probably
Rugby World Cup Semi-Finals
A pictorial representation of the semi-finals of the world’s greatest sporting event. Continue reading Rugby World Cup Semi-Finals
Sister Alice
Alice adds enough fire, fury and funk to the pot to make his eye make-up run. Continue reading Sister Alice
Just Over Halfway, Actually
In which our young hero drives down the ULC of an LP to £0.75. Continue reading Just Over Halfway, Actually
I Shall Be Free No. 1537
We here at 1537 dig farmers. End of statement. Continue reading I Shall Be Free No. 1537
Faith = Defended
Beste’s Vests Continue reading Faith = Defended
A Decent Chunk Of Funk-Rock
Let’s sway while colour lights up your face, David. Continue reading A Decent Chunk Of Funk-Rock
Trudi, Or Not Trudi – That Is The Question
My mate’s older brother once dated Trudi from this band. Continue reading Trudi, Or Not Trudi – That Is The Question
Definition Defiant
Warning: post contains appallingly bad pun on the band’s name. Continue reading Definition Defiant
Punktuation
Punks Not Dead, but punctuation may well be on life-support Continue reading Punktuation
Blasters Of Reality
It started with a sniff … Continue reading Blasters Of Reality
Band Members In A Carefree Tableaux
‘It’s the real killer-diller’, says our young hero. Continue reading Band Members In A Carefree Tableaux
Pure Nectar Of Antipathy
Satan’s hog is no pig at all Continue reading Pure Nectar Of Antipathy
Best Of The Quadrilumverate
A work of sheer unadulterated genius, about an LP. Continue reading Best Of The Quadrilumverate
Naked Japanese Biker Dudes
In which our young hero bikes butt-naked to Anywhere. Continue reading Naked Japanese Biker Dudes
1537 The Brave
In which our young hero goes somewhere else for a bit, then comes back. Continue reading 1537 The Brave
(I Got Them) Uninspired Cultural Appropriation Big Beat Blues
Like Nimrod, the truth will hunt you down. Continue reading (I Got Them) Uninspired Cultural Appropriation Big Beat Blues
Are Friends Eclectic?
LP named after the psychological effects of a 6-day bank siege? Yes please. Continue reading Are Friends Eclectic?
Me, Mice Elf And Sly
Shake your booties. Continue reading Me, Mice Elf And Sly