I like the way this one turned out.

It’s mine, all mine

You have to love those Y-fronts! (and Lego-based censorship)

Really arty photo, to show off my mad camera skillz and sensitivite, creative nature (chicks love that)

With this first commission under my belt, I can see a whole new career opening up for me …

Sign of the times, mess with your mind

The mute that sang the siren’s what?!

The psychedelic trellis outside Mendips, probably responsible for inspiring all that stuff about submarines and walruses

The first picture I ever took for 1537

Love cities at night – spot Floyd LP cover reference, somewhere to the right of mon famille.

Roll Up !!

My work on this earth is done. I shall now ascend.

Don’t cry Billy.

Much careful deliberation went into this drivel you’re about to read

I’m very proud of this one

I like the way this one turned out

Time for our William Tell act

Nice hair dudes !

Not photo-shopped – it’s balanced on a tray

Poison Ivy channelling her inner Norma Desmond

All for £2.50

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Anyone up for a nice country walk?

Still life, with tissues

Hilarious visual joke, ahoy!

Grim urban reality#1: Packs of rabid feral dogs

Moss!! Moss!!

My friend Paul had a boom box just like this – I was so jealous.

Hmm, a black disc with white circles … interesting

She’s got …

Lego just don’t do suitable Hendrix hair; shame on them.

Saturday night chez-1537

An iconic image for our times, and some Beatles.

…and the last thing I heard was a muttered word …

I like this one

An attempt at fluffification of ‘Why D’ya Do it’ – a genuine imageof an alternative cover taken from the Antilles vaults

Priest … Live !!! (maybe)

Click to read properly

I’m rather proud of this one

Walking the dog this morning, I haven’t messed about with the colours at all – I love that winter light!

Click to read properly, without straining your eyes.

I’m inordinately proud of this one

I’m quite proud of this one

I can now die happy, my work is done. (Even my son was impressed by this).

Thom Yorke takes part in a 1537 advertising campaign

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It doesn’t get any better than this!

My beloved Sgt Pepper mill

Daytime Pyro

Every time you listen to Poison Idea you make a pixie cry

Mmm, conceptual

Don’t give me no lines and feed the panda yourself …

Rural Virginia, yesterday

Owls? I’ll give you F*^&#”G owls!!

Some famous clock thing

All kneel and worship!

Easter cake, made by me.

Replicas vs. Replicants

Text from ‘The Priest … in all its ambiguity

Useful to know where they keep it

The astonishing 3D effect you can achieve by ‘hatting’ Mr Hayes

Destined to cause a bit of a stir on Antiques Roadshow in 2031

Possibly a metaphor type thing

Paul’s bedroom

This may be the single greatest thing I have ever done in my life.

It really was that blue waiting for them

I love how this one turned out!

Nature’s nice and stuff, but it’s no 1200 word review of an obscure hardcore LP, is it?

The Lego thrash metal minifigures are really starting to pay off for me now

I love this – almost Eddie circa: Somewhere In Time.

You look so super

Rush Hour

Wife, daughter and dog

You’ve got a friend in me (da da da da daa)

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