Love cities at night – spot Floyd LP cover reference, somewhere to the right of mon famille.

Click to read properly, without straining your eyes.

I’m quite proud of this one

Really arty photo, to show off my mad camera skillz and sensitivite, creative nature (chicks love that)

Moss!! Moss!!

Grim urban reality#1: Packs of rabid feral dogs

Roll Up !!

The mute that sang the siren’s what?!

You have to love those Y-fronts! (and Lego-based censorship)

It really was that blue waiting for them

The astonishing 3D effect you can achieve by ‘hatting’ Mr Hayes

Saturday night chez-1537

Still life, with tissues

Walking the dog this morning, I haven’t messed about with the colours at all – I love that winter light!

Replicas vs. Replicants

I’m inordinately proud of this one

Rush Hour

Click to read properly

This may be the single greatest thing I have ever done in my life.

Useful to know where they keep it

An attempt at fluffification of ‘Why D’ya Do it’ – a genuine imageof an alternative cover taken from the Antilles vaults

You look so super

Don’t give me no lines and feed the panda yourself …

Poison Ivy channelling her inner Norma Desmond

An iconic image for our times, and some Beatles.

My friend Paul had a boom box just like this – I was so jealous.

Wife, daughter and dog

Mmm, conceptual

I can now die happy, my work is done. (Even my son was impressed by this).

Fun Lovin Criminals Come Find Yourself 07

Nature’s nice and stuff, but it’s no 1200 word review of an obscure hardcore LP, is it?

The Lego thrash metal minifigures are really starting to pay off for me now

I’m rather proud of this one

Rural Virginia, yesterday

With this first commission under my belt, I can see a whole new career opening up for me …

I love how this one turned out!

I like the way this one turned out

Anyone up for a nice country walk?

Daytime Pyro

She’s got …

Jessica Curry Everybodys Gone To The Rapture 01

I love this – almost Eddie circa: Somewhere In Time.

Text from ‘The Priest … in all its ambiguity

The psychedelic trellis outside Mendips, probably responsible for inspiring all that stuff about submarines and walruses

Every time you listen to Poison Idea you make a pixie cry

All for £2.50

My beloved Sgt Pepper mill

It’s mine, all mine

Time for our William Tell act

Note: Obligatory beard

Easter cake, made by me.

Possibly a metaphor type thing

Don’t cry Billy.

Much careful deliberation went into this drivel you’re about to read

Nice hair dudes !

Hilarious visual joke, ahoy!

Priest … Live !!! (maybe)

Not photo-shopped – it’s balanced on a tray

Sign of the times, mess with your mind

It doesn’t get any better than this!

Lego just don’t do suitable Hendrix hair; shame on them.

I like this one

Owls? I’ll give you F*^&#”G owls!!

The first picture I ever took for 1537

Hmm, a black disc with white circles … interesting

My work on this earth is done. I shall now ascend.

I’m very proud of this one

All kneel and worship!

…and the last thing I heard was a muttered word …

Destined to cause a bit of a stir on Antiques Roadshow in 2031

I like the way this one turned out.

You’ve got a friend in me (da da da da daa)

Paul’s bedroom

Some famous clock thing

My shed’s on fire with rock and roll!

Thom Yorke takes part in a 1537 advertising campaign

Fun Lovin Criminals Come Find Yourself 09a

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