Destined to cause a bit of a stir on Antiques Roadshow in 2031

I like the way this one turned out

Rush Hour

Anyone up for a nice country walk?

Daytime Pyro

Lego just don’t do suitable Hendrix hair; shame on them.

The first picture I ever took for 1537

Moss!! Moss!!

Thom Yorke takes part in a 1537 advertising campaign

I like this one

Not photo-shopped – it’s balanced on a tray

Useful to know where they keep it

Poison Ivy channelling her inner Norma Desmond

Rural Virginia, yesterday

…and the last thing I heard was a muttered word …

Saturday night chez-1537

Don’t give me no lines and feed the panda yourself …

The Lego thrash metal minifigures are really starting to pay off for me now

Some famous clock thing

I’m inordinately proud of this one

Text from ‘The Priest … in all its ambiguity

The mute that sang the siren’s what?!

You have to love those Y-fronts! (and Lego-based censorship)

This may be the single greatest thing I have ever done in my life.

Nature’s nice and stuff, but it’s no 1200 word review of an obscure hardcore LP, is it?

My beloved Sgt Pepper mill

Owls? I’ll give you F*^&#”G owls!!

I love this – almost Eddie circa: Somewhere In Time.

Replicas vs. Replicants

Every time you listen to Poison Idea you make a pixie cry

Don’t cry Billy.

It’s mine, all mine

Mmm, conceptual

Hilarious visual joke, ahoy!

An iconic image for our times, and some Beatles.

Easter cake, made by me.

Hmm, a black disc with white circles … interesting

It doesn’t get any better than this!

So shiny and difficult to photograph, i took matters into my own hands and made my own – using my awesome creative skillz! I have to say that is the best drawing I have ever done of John Wetton.

Click to read properly, without straining your eyes.

Grim urban reality#1: Packs of rabid feral dogs

My work on this earth is done. I shall now ascend.

My friend Paul had a boom box just like this – I was so jealous.

I’m very proud of this one

She’s got …

I can now die happy, my work is done. (Even my son was impressed by this).

I’m rather proud of this one

Click to read properly

I like the way this one turned out.

Sign of the times, mess with your mind

You look so super

Priest … Live !!! (maybe)

It really was that blue waiting for them

Time for our William Tell act

Gotta dig that Tuscan geometry. San Gimignano.

I’m quite proud of this one

Wife, daughter and dog

With this first commission under my belt, I can see a whole new career opening up for me …

Really arty photo, to show off my mad camera skillz and sensitivite, creative nature (chicks love that)

Christmas lights seem to have turned the fireplace in my front room into a terrifying pagan altar – maybe that’s the true meaning of Christmas?

Walking the dog this morning, I haven’t messed about with the colours at all – I love that winter light!

The astonishing 3D effect you can achieve by ‘hatting’ Mr Hayes

Roll Up !!

You’ve got a friend in me (da da da da daa)

Still life, with tissues

Much careful deliberation went into this drivel you’re about to read

All for £2.50

An attempt at fluffification of ‘Why D’ya Do it’ – a genuine imageof an alternative cover taken from the Antilles vaults

I love how this one turned out!

Possibly a metaphor type thing

The psychedelic trellis outside Mendips, probably responsible for inspiring all that stuff about submarines and walruses

All kneel and worship!

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