Amphibious rockin’ and rare maidens Continue reading Sixteen Vestal Virgins, Please
Let’s put the sex in X, love’s like a muscle and you make me wanna flex Continue reading Go To Hell, See If You Like It, Then Come Home With Me!
It doesn’t lack lust Continue reading No Love From Me To You
From Bedwetters to Jerks Continue reading Jerks Not Bedwetters
Music for lovelorn wallflowers of a punky persuasion Continue reading Derry Boys
In which our young hero extols the joys of being a semi-literate pisshead Continue reading Of The First Order
Let’s lynch the landlord, Let’s lynch the landlord, Let’s lynch the landlord man! Continue reading Efficiency And Progress Is Ours Once More!
Up Kilimanjaro arse-backwards Continue reading Rhythm Reigns, Melody Is Queen
What’s up with Boney and what has Shorty found? all is explained Continue reading Tom Waits For No Man
Our young hero muses on the fact that, It’s a very small world in the middle of a crowd. Continue reading Never Surrender!
In which our young hero extols a voice to make mountains crumble and high-stepping sexy witches. Continue reading High-Stepping Sexy Witches
You can get a lot done in seven and a half minutes … (winks theatrically). Continue reading Eighty Four Times In Seven And A Half Minutes
I like good, attacking noogie. Like wasp lightning in a bottle, grey. Continue reading Good, Attacking Noogie
Is it a girl Sean Connery? no Ishmael. Continue reading Call Me Ishmael
In which we discuss Biff Byford’s landing gear. Continue reading Rock And Prole
Is it grindcore for grannies? Dubstep For dads? No, it’s Metal For Muthas II Continue reading Snuffling NWOBHM Truffles
Christmas, eh? What’s it all about? A time of togetherness, family, the giving and exchanging of Yuletide gifts; a time … Continue reading Yobz II Men
I know I’m obsessive to a point just south of OCD with my records, everything is alphabetized to the nth … Continue reading Ambient Frugging