The psychedelic trellis outside Mendips, probably responsible for inspiring all that stuff about submarines and walruses

I can now die happy, my work is done. (Even my son was impressed by this).

The mute that sang the siren’s what?!

Poison Ivy channelling her inner Norma Desmond

I’m very proud of this one

I’m quite proud of this one

This may be the single greatest thing I have ever done in my life.

She’s got …

Some famous clock thing

I love this – almost Eddie circa: Somewhere In Time.

Wife, daughter and dog

I like the way this one turned out

Hilarious visual joke, ahoy!

You look so super

Gotta dig that Tuscan geometry. San Gimignano.

Priest … Live !!! (maybe)

Roll Up !!

Nature’s nice and stuff, but it’s no 1200 word review of an obscure hardcore LP, is it?

Rural Virginia, yesterday

Really arty photo, to show off my mad camera skillz and sensitivite, creative nature (chicks love that)

You’ve got a friend in me (da da da da daa)

My beloved Sgt Pepper mill

Lego just don’t do suitable Hendrix hair; shame on them.

Thom Yorke takes part in a 1537 advertising campaign

Useful to know where they keep it

Grim urban reality#1: Packs of rabid feral dogs

An attempt at fluffification of ‘Why D’ya Do it’ – a genuine imageof an alternative cover taken from the Antilles vaults

…and the last thing I heard was a muttered word …

It’s mine, all mine

Christmas lights seem to have turned the fireplace in my front room into a terrifying pagan altar – maybe that’s the true meaning of Christmas?

Hmm, a black disc with white circles … interesting

Still life, with tissues

You have to love those Y-fronts! (and Lego-based censorship)

Click to read properly

I like this one

Anyone up for a nice country walk?

I’m rather proud of this one

With this first commission under my belt, I can see a whole new career opening up for me …

Don’t cry Billy.

It doesn’t get any better than this!

Rush Hour

It really was that blue waiting for them

Mmm, conceptual

Not photo-shopped – it’s balanced on a tray

The first picture I ever took for 1537

Every time you listen to Poison Idea you make a pixie cry

Destined to cause a bit of a stir on Antiques Roadshow in 2031

The astonishing 3D effect you can achieve by ‘hatting’ Mr Hayes

I like the way this one turned out.

Possibly a metaphor type thing

An iconic image for our times, and some Beatles.

My work on this earth is done. I shall now ascend.

Time for our William Tell act

Easter cake, made by me.

The Lego thrash metal minifigures are really starting to pay off for me now

So shiny and difficult to photograph, i took matters into my own hands and made my own – using my awesome creative skillz! I have to say that is the best drawing I have ever done of John Wetton.

I love how this one turned out!

Saturday night chez-1537

Sign of the times, mess with your mind

Click to read properly, without straining your eyes.

Walking the dog this morning, I haven’t messed about with the colours at all – I love that winter light!

My friend Paul had a boom box just like this – I was so jealous.

Daytime Pyro

Moss!! Moss!!

All for £2.50

Much careful deliberation went into this drivel you’re about to read

Don’t give me no lines and feed the panda yourself …

I’m inordinately proud of this one

Text from ‘The Priest … in all its ambiguity

All kneel and worship!

Replicas vs. Replicants

Owls? I’ll give you F*^&#”G owls!!

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