Click to read properly, without straining your eyes.

Daytime Pyro

Lego just don’t do suitable Hendrix hair; shame on them.

You have to love those Y-fronts! (and Lego-based censorship)

Wife, daughter and dog

You look so super

The psychedelic trellis outside Mendips, probably responsible for inspiring all that stuff about submarines and walruses

All kneel and worship!

Anyone up for a nice country walk?

Hilarious visual joke, ahoy!

You’ve got a friend in me (da da da da daa)

Don’t give me no lines and feed the panda yourself …

Mmm, conceptual

Grim urban reality#1: Packs of rabid feral dogs

Rush Hour

I’m quite proud of this one

I’m very proud of this one

Click to read properly

Every time you listen to Poison Idea you make a pixie cry

I like the way this one turned out.

Saturday night chez-1537

All for £2.50

Moss!! Moss!!

An attempt at fluffification of ‘Why D’ya Do it’ – a genuine imageof an alternative cover taken from the Antilles vaults

Hmm, a black disc with white circles … interesting

…and the last thing I heard was a muttered word …

Gotta dig that Tuscan geometry. San Gimignano.

Destined to cause a bit of a stir on Antiques Roadshow in 2031

Possibly a metaphor type thing

I like the way this one turned out

I love how this one turned out!

Easter cake, made by me.

I love this – almost Eddie circa: Somewhere In Time.

Don’t cry Billy.

Replicas vs. Replicants

Poison Ivy channelling her inner Norma Desmond

My beloved Sgt Pepper mill

With this first commission under my belt, I can see a whole new career opening up for me …

Really arty photo, to show off my mad camera skillz and sensitivite, creative nature (chicks love that)

She’s got …

Christmas lights seem to have turned the fireplace in my front room into a terrifying pagan altar – maybe that’s the true meaning of Christmas?

Still life, with tissues

I like this one

Nature’s nice and stuff, but it’s no 1200 word review of an obscure hardcore LP, is it?

Sign of the times, mess with your mind

Thom Yorke takes part in a 1537 advertising campaign

An iconic image for our times, and some Beatles.

Time for our William Tell act

The mute that sang the siren’s what?!

Owls? I’ll give you F*^&#”G owls!!

My friend Paul had a boom box just like this – I was so jealous.

Useful to know where they keep it

Much careful deliberation went into this drivel you’re about to read

Some famous clock thing

This may be the single greatest thing I have ever done in my life.

It doesn’t get any better than this!

Walking the dog this morning, I haven’t messed about with the colours at all – I love that winter light!

Not photo-shopped – it’s balanced on a tray

I can now die happy, my work is done. (Even my son was impressed by this).

So shiny and difficult to photograph, i took matters into my own hands and made my own – using my awesome creative skillz! I have to say that is the best drawing I have ever done of John Wetton.

The astonishing 3D effect you can achieve by ‘hatting’ Mr Hayes

I’m inordinately proud of this one

The Lego thrash metal minifigures are really starting to pay off for me now

The first picture I ever took for 1537

My work on this earth is done. I shall now ascend.

Rural Virginia, yesterday

It really was that blue waiting for them

It’s mine, all mine

Roll Up !!

Text from ‘The Priest … in all its ambiguity

I’m rather proud of this one

Priest … Live !!! (maybe)

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