You’re So Necromantic
Fishnet leatherette, pussy galore, pseudo sumo wrestler, goths adore! Continue reading You’re So Necromantic
Tag: 1980
Police Room 619
The outside world is black and white
with only one colour dead Continue reading Police Room 619
The Game = Played
In which our young hero completes a quest, despite a dragon attack Continue reading The Game = Played
Ivory Madonna Dying In The Dust
Steely-eyed poetics and a serrated edge dipped in honey Continue reading Ivory Madonna Dying In The Dust
Sixteen Vestal Virgins, Please
Amphibious rockin’ and rare maidens Continue reading Sixteen Vestal Virgins, Please
Go To Hell, See If You Like It, Then Come Home With Me!
Let’s put the sex in X, love’s like a muscle and you make me wanna flex Continue reading Go To Hell, See If You Like It, Then Come Home With Me!
No Love From Me To You
It doesn’t lack lust Continue reading No Love From Me To You
Jerks Not Bedwetters
From Bedwetters to Jerks Continue reading Jerks Not Bedwetters
Derry Boys
Music for lovelorn wallflowers of a punky persuasion Continue reading Derry Boys
Of The First Order
In which our young hero extols the joys of being a semi-literate pisshead Continue reading Of The First Order
Efficiency And Progress Is Ours Once More!
Let’s lynch the landlord, Let’s lynch the landlord, Let’s lynch the landlord man! Continue reading Efficiency And Progress Is Ours Once More!
Rhythm Reigns, Melody Is Queen
Up Kilimanjaro arse-backwards Continue reading Rhythm Reigns, Melody Is Queen
Tom Waits For No Man
What’s up with Boney and what has Shorty found? all is explained Continue reading Tom Waits For No Man
Never Surrender!
Our young hero muses on the fact that, It’s a very small world in the middle of a crowd. Continue reading Never Surrender!
High-Stepping Sexy Witches
In which our young hero extols a voice to make mountains crumble and high-stepping sexy witches. Continue reading High-Stepping Sexy Witches
Eighty Four Times In Seven And A Half Minutes
You can get a lot done in seven and a half minutes … (winks theatrically). Continue reading Eighty Four Times In Seven And A Half Minutes
Good, Attacking Noogie
I like good, attacking noogie. Like wasp lightning in a bottle, grey. Continue reading Good, Attacking Noogie
Call Me Ishmael
Is it a girl Sean Connery? no Ishmael. Continue reading Call Me Ishmael
Rock And Prole
In which we discuss Biff Byford’s landing gear. Continue reading Rock And Prole
Snuffling NWOBHM Truffles
Is it grindcore for grannies? Dubstep For dads? No, it’s Metal For Muthas II Continue reading Snuffling NWOBHM Truffles
Yobz II Men
Christmas, eh? What’s it all about? A time of togetherness, family, the giving and exchanging of Yuletide gifts; a time … Continue reading Yobz II Men
Ambient Frugging
I know I’m obsessive to a point just south of OCD with my records, everything is alphabetized to the nth … Continue reading Ambient Frugging