Slide Guitar, Glide Sitar
A rag bag of reviews tenuously held together by some half-assed conceptual link. Again. Continue reading Slide Guitar, Glide Sitar
Tag: 12″
C-Q-D/Sea
Impeccable class and restraint? It has to be 1537. Continue reading C-Q-D/Sea
Satin-Clad Snake-Hipped Boogie Droog
Pricking Floyd’s large gravitarse. Continue reading Satin-Clad Snake-Hipped Boogie Droog
Still Life In Tokyo, With Zombies
All hail the throbbing future! (and Zombies!!!) Continue reading Still Life In Tokyo, With Zombies
Radge Against The Machine
Capitalism = Bad, Fish = Good. Continue reading Radge Against The Machine
The G12″ Summit
The usual tenuously linked nonsense. Continue reading The G12″ Summit
Can’t You See I’m Touched?!!!
A demonstration of how refined good taste and decorum always win out. Continue reading Can’t You See I’m Touched?!!!
Good News, Boppers
A further learned treatise combining The Warriors, Leftfield and a soundwave gone rogue. Truly you are blessed. Continue reading Good News, Boppers
The Kicks You’ve Given Us
In which our hero harangues you like a Manic Street Preacher. Continue reading The Kicks You’ve Given Us
Soufflé So Good, So What
In which our hero embarks on a chick-related dancefloor quest. Failing. Continue reading Soufflé So Good, So What
1993 And All That
We were having a bit of a problem with fascists back in ’93. The British National Party (BNP), your run-of-the-mill … Continue reading 1993 And All That
James’ Addiction
‘Oh no it’s that same asshole again. I thought it would never come to this. Look, the guy threw a Birkenstock … Continue reading James’ Addiction
Radial Oscillating Capacitor Flux-a-Bastards
I’m gearing myself up for a new White Hills album soon by dipping into some of their past goodies. Well, … Continue reading Radial Oscillating Capacitor Flux-a-Bastards
Specific State – Icy Kiss Mix
Hmm, alto sax, bird song, waves on the cover art … hmm, we’re in hurtling through the suburbs of Clichéville in a … Continue reading Specific State – Icy Kiss Mix
Na Na Na Na Na Na Na, Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na!
On 28 February 1990 I came back from an open day at Leeds University with a vague idea I quite … Continue reading Na Na Na Na Na Na Na, Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na!
R.A.R.E.P.U.L.P
I can’t explain why I need to be free But if you need to be naked that’s alright by me … Continue reading R.A.R.E.P.U.L.P
Libidinous Gibbon
Anyone up for a 10 minute 46 second song about a drug-enabled three-day orgy? of course you are. Just don’t … Continue reading Libidinous Gibbon
One Time Resident Of The Prostate
My life changed substantially on 12 January 1995. Had I found God/Marx/Picasso? Finally come to terms with my deviant sexuality? … Continue reading One Time Resident Of The Prostate
Mouthwash Jukebox Gasoline
You gotta hand it to Beck, to my mind in 1996-7 he was the coolest man alive, by some distance. … Continue reading Mouthwash Jukebox Gasoline
Simply Excrement
Jah Wobble Dreadlock Don’t Deal In Wedlock. Is this 12″ single the worst record I own? possibly, it’s definitely in … Continue reading Simply Excrement
Nazi Tits Suicide Anus
‘But my dear Miss Woodhouse, can I not prevail upon you to stay for a further turn around the parkland?’, asked … Continue reading Nazi Tits Suicide Anus
200 Feet Across
The camera shows us a darkened window in a grey metallic surface, strange ridges and indentations around it. It pulls … Continue reading 200 Feet Across
Satan’s Commute
I’m quite a fan of ambient music and I do own quite a bit of it by a plethora of … Continue reading Satan’s Commute
I Got 1537 Problems But Jay-Z Ain’t One
Being the Alpha male I am, there I was pumping iron at the gym on Monday working on my quads*, … Continue reading I Got 1537 Problems But Jay-Z Ain’t One
76 Going On 77
I don’t want love ’cause it’s a bore I found more love with a 3rd Street whore I don’t want love ’cause it’s … Continue reading 76 Going On 77
Witness Litmus Manacles Marxman Blake
I stand here stand clear truth be my witness How many Hitlers before you see the litmus Test I won’t … Continue reading Witness Litmus Manacles Marxman Blake
Any Excuse
She said she’d always love me She said I’d be the one Now look at the way she treats me … Continue reading Any Excuse
14 Minutes, 7 Seconds
Here’s a funny one, I played it a few times when I got it, it didn’t make any real impression … Continue reading 14 Minutes, 7 Seconds
You Spend Your Money And You’re Deeper In
You said you’d never let it happen again You spend your money and you’re deeper in Your fair-weather friends call … Continue reading You Spend Your Money And You’re Deeper In
Justify My Pants
Warning: Contains Male Nudity (yup, you heard me right, nude dudes) To continue the Lenny Kravitz theme a little I’ve … Continue reading Justify My Pants