In which our young hero scratches that angry political dancing itch Continue reading Can Giuli Do The Stroll?
Navy deserter refuses to take ‘U can’t touch this’ for an answer. Continue reading Quite Badly, But In Large Numbers
Let’s sway while colour lights up your face, David. Continue reading A Decent Chunk Of Funk-Rock
Like Nimrod, the truth will hunt you down. Continue reading (I Got Them) Uninspired Cultural Appropriation Big Beat Blues
Huge cock, sitting up straight and odd? Now there’s a 12″ for you. Continue reading That’s One Big Cock
You can get a lot done in seven and a half minutes … (winks theatrically). Continue reading Eighty Four Times In Seven And A Half Minutes
Reverb, Anderson, Fast Green Dick, Porkbeast and Vom. Continue reading All Hail, Porkbeast!
A rag bag of reviews tenuously held together by some half-assed conceptual link. Again. Continue reading Slide Guitar, Glide Sitar
Impeccable class and restraint? It has to be 1537. Continue reading C-Q-D/Sea
Pricking Floyd’s large gravitarse. Continue reading Satin-Clad Snake-Hipped Boogie Droog
All hail the throbbing future! (and Zombies!!!) Continue reading Still Life In Tokyo, With Zombies
Capitalism = Bad, Fish = Good. Continue reading Radge Against The Machine
The usual tenuously linked nonsense. Continue reading The G12″ Summit
A demonstration of how refined good taste and decorum always win out. Continue reading Can’t You See I’m Touched?!!!
A further learned treatise combining The Warriors, Leftfield and a soundwave gone rogue. Truly you are blessed. Continue reading Good News, Boppers
In which our hero harangues you like a Manic Street Preacher. Continue reading The Kicks You’ve Given Us
In which our hero embarks on a chick-related dancefloor quest. Failing. Continue reading Soufflé So Good, So What
We were having a bit of a problem with fascists back in ’93. The British National Party (BNP), your run-of-the-mill … Continue reading 1993 And All That
‘Oh no it’s that same asshole again. I thought it would never come to this. Look, the guy threw a Birkenstock … Continue reading James’ Addiction
I’m gearing myself up for a new White Hills album soon by dipping into some of their past goodies. Well, … Continue reading Radial Oscillating Capacitor Flux-a-Bastards
Hmm, alto sax, bird song, waves on the cover art … hmm, we’re in hurtling through the suburbs of Clichéville in a … Continue reading Specific State – Icy Kiss Mix
On 28 February 1990 I came back from an open day at Leeds University with a vague idea I quite … Continue reading Na Na Na Na Na Na Na, Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na!
I can’t explain why I need to be free But if you need to be naked that’s alright by me … Continue reading R.A.R.E.P.U.L.P
Anyone up for a 10 minute 46 second song about a drug-enabled three-day orgy? of course you are. Just don’t … Continue reading Libidinous Gibbon
My life changed substantially on 12 January 1995. Had I found God/Marx/Picasso? Finally come to terms with my deviant sexuality? … Continue reading One Time Resident Of The Prostate
You gotta hand it to Beck, to my mind in 1996-7 he was the coolest man alive, by some distance. … Continue reading Mouthwash Jukebox Gasoline
Jah Wobble Dreadlock Don’t Deal In Wedlock. Is this 12″ single the worst record I own? possibly, it’s definitely in … Continue reading Simply Excrement
‘But my dear Miss Woodhouse, can I not prevail upon you to stay for a further turn around the parkland?’, asked … Continue reading Nazi Tits Suicide Anus
The camera shows us a darkened window in a grey metallic surface, strange ridges and indentations around it. It pulls … Continue reading 200 Feet Across
I’m quite a fan of ambient music and I do own quite a bit of it by a plethora of … Continue reading Satan’s Commute