Note: Obligatory beard

Owls? I’ll give you F*^&#”G owls!!

An attempt at fluffification of ‘Why D’ya Do it’ – a genuine imageof an alternative cover taken from the Antilles vaults

The astonishing 3D effect you can achieve by ‘hatting’ Mr Hayes

Really arty photo, to show off my mad camera skillz and sensitivite, creative nature (chicks love that)

My beloved Sgt Pepper mill

I’m very proud of this one

Still life, with tissues

I’m rather proud of this one

Walking the dog this morning, I haven’t messed about with the colours at all – I love that winter light!

My friend Paul had a boom box just like this – I was so jealous.

I like the way this one turned out

Sign of the times, mess with your mind

Grim urban reality#1: Packs of rabid feral dogs

Lego just don’t do suitable Hendrix hair; shame on them.

This may be the single greatest thing I have ever done in my life.

Replicas vs. Replicants

It really was that blue waiting for them

An iconic image for our times, and some Beatles.

Daytime Pyro

Rural Virginia, yesterday

The Lego thrash metal minifigures are really starting to pay off for me now

Time for our William Tell act

With this first commission under my belt, I can see a whole new career opening up for me …

The psychedelic trellis outside Mendips, probably responsible for inspiring all that stuff about submarines and walruses

Don’t cry Billy.

Hmm, a black disc with white circles … interesting

All kneel and worship!

I’m quite proud of this one

All for £2.50

Rush Hour

Text from ‘The Priest … in all its ambiguity

Moss!! Moss!!

Destined to cause a bit of a stir on Antiques Roadshow in 2031

Mmm, conceptual

Useful to know where they keep it

Fun Lovin Criminals Come Find Yourself 09a

Poison Ivy channelling her inner Norma Desmond

Nature’s nice and stuff, but it’s no 1200 word review of an obscure hardcore LP, is it?

Hilarious visual joke, ahoy!

Wife, daughter and dog

I love how this one turned out!

I’m inordinately proud of this one

Nice hair dudes !

You’ve got a friend in me (da da da da daa)

You look so super

It doesn’t get any better than this!

Fun Lovin Criminals Come Find Yourself 07

Much careful deliberation went into this drivel you’re about to read

Don’t give me no lines and feed the panda yourself …

Love cities at night – spot Floyd LP cover reference, somewhere to the right of mon famille.

Thom Yorke takes part in a 1537 advertising campaign

Every time you listen to Poison Idea you make a pixie cry

Click to read properly

Click to read properly, without straining your eyes.

Some famous clock thing

I like the way this one turned out.

Not photo-shopped – it’s balanced on a tray

Roll Up !!

You have to love those Y-fronts! (and Lego-based censorship)

The mute that sang the siren’s what?!

My shed’s on fire with rock and roll!

…and the last thing I heard was a muttered word …

Possibly a metaphor type thing

Paul’s bedroom

The first picture I ever took for 1537

I like this one

It’s mine, all mine

My work on this earth is done. I shall now ascend.

Saturday night chez-1537

Easter cake, made by me.

She’s got …

Priest … Live !!! (maybe)

Jessica Curry Everybodys Gone To The Rapture 01

Anyone up for a nice country walk?

I can now die happy, my work is done. (Even my son was impressed by this).

I love this – almost Eddie circa: Somewhere In Time.

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