Possibly a metaphor type thing

It really was that blue waiting for them

Hilarious visual joke, ahoy!

Really arty photo, to show off my mad camera skillz and sensitivite, creative nature (chicks love that)

The psychedelic trellis outside Mendips, probably responsible for inspiring all that stuff about submarines and walruses

I’m very proud of this one

Priest … Live !!! (maybe)

Still life, with tissues

Sign of the times, mess with your mind

With this first commission under my belt, I can see a whole new career opening up for me …

Moss!! Moss!!

The mute that sang the siren’s what?!

My friend Paul had a boom box just like this – I was so jealous.

The first picture I ever took for 1537

This may be the single greatest thing I have ever done in my life.

Thom Yorke takes part in a 1537 advertising campaign

Walking the dog this morning, I haven’t messed about with the colours at all – I love that winter light!

Rush Hour

Rural Virginia, yesterday

Lego just don’t do suitable Hendrix hair; shame on them.

I like this one

You’ve got a friend in me (da da da da daa)

I like the way this one turned out.

Replicas vs. Replicants

Time for our William Tell act

Nature’s nice and stuff, but it’s no 1200 word review of an obscure hardcore LP, is it?

I can now die happy, my work is done. (Even my son was impressed by this).

Hmm, a black disc with white circles … interesting

It’s mine, all mine

Much careful deliberation went into this drivel you’re about to read

Wife, daughter and dog

Destined to cause a bit of a stir on Antiques Roadshow in 2031

All kneel and worship!

…and the last thing I heard was a muttered word …

Mmm, conceptual

Nice hair dudes !

Easter cake, made by me.

Not photo-shopped – it’s balanced on a tray

Daytime Pyro

The Lego thrash metal minifigures are really starting to pay off for me now

Love cities at night – spot Floyd LP cover reference, somewhere to the right of mon famille.

She’s got …

Click to read properly, without straining your eyes.

All for £2.50

Saturday night chez-1537

Fun Lovin Criminals Come Find Yourself 09a

It doesn’t get any better than this!

I love this – almost Eddie circa: Somewhere In Time.

My work on this earth is done. I shall now ascend.

Poison Ivy channelling her inner Norma Desmond

Text from ‘The Priest … in all its ambiguity

Every time you listen to Poison Idea you make a pixie cry

Fun Lovin Criminals Come Find Yourself 07

Anyone up for a nice country walk?

Useful to know where they keep it

I’m rather proud of this one

Click to read properly

An iconic image for our times, and some Beatles.

Don’t cry Billy.

The astonishing 3D effect you can achieve by ‘hatting’ Mr Hayes

Paul’s bedroom

I love how this one turned out!

I’m quite proud of this one

My beloved Sgt Pepper mill

An attempt at fluffification of ‘Why D’ya Do it’ – a genuine imageof an alternative cover taken from the Antilles vaults

Roll Up !!

Owls? I’ll give you F*^&#”G owls!!

Don’t give me no lines and feed the panda yourself …

I’m inordinately proud of this one

Some famous clock thing

You have to love those Y-fronts! (and Lego-based censorship)

Grim urban reality#1: Packs of rabid feral dogs

I like the way this one turned out

You look so super

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