Text from ‘The Priest … in all its ambiguity

Wife, daughter and dog

Thom Yorke takes part in a 1537 advertising campaign

Replicas vs. Replicants

She’s got …

Rush Hour

I’m quite proud of this one

Priest … Live !!! (maybe)

Possibly a metaphor type thing

Not photo-shopped – it’s balanced on a tray

Owls? I’ll give you F*^&#”G owls!!

Poison Ivy channelling her inner Norma Desmond

My beloved Sgt Pepper mill

Grim urban reality#1: Packs of rabid feral dogs

Every time you listen to Poison Idea you make a pixie cry

The first picture I ever took for 1537

I like the way this one turned out

Nature’s nice and stuff, but it’s no 1200 word review of an obscure hardcore LP, is it?

I’m inordinately proud of this one

Click to read properly

Don’t cry Billy.

My work on this earth is done. I shall now ascend.

This may be the single greatest thing I have ever done in my life.

With this first commission under my belt, I can see a whole new career opening up for me …

Much careful deliberation went into this drivel you’re about to read

My friend Paul had a boom box just like this – I was so jealous.

Walking the dog this morning, I haven’t messed about with the colours at all – I love that winter light!

Still life, with tissues

Sign of the times, mess with your mind

Anyone up for a nice country walk?

Lego just don’t do suitable Hendrix hair; shame on them.

The mute that sang the siren’s what?!

Don’t give me no lines and feed the panda yourself …

All for £2.50

Gotta dig that Tuscan geometry. San Gimignano.

An attempt at fluffification of ‘Why D’ya Do it’ – a genuine imageof an alternative cover taken from the Antilles vaults

…and the last thing I heard was a muttered word …

It’s mine, all mine

The Lego thrash metal minifigures are really starting to pay off for me now

Hmm, a black disc with white circles … interesting

All kneel and worship!

The astonishing 3D effect you can achieve by ‘hatting’ Mr Hayes

Easter cake, made by me.

So shiny and difficult to photograph, i took matters into my own hands and made my own – using my awesome creative skillz! I have to say that is the best drawing I have ever done of John Wetton.

An iconic image for our times, and some Beatles.

Time for our William Tell act

Really arty photo, to show off my mad camera skillz and sensitivite, creative nature (chicks love that)

Some famous clock thing

I love this – almost Eddie circa: Somewhere In Time.

Saturday night chez-1537

It doesn’t get any better than this!

Moss!! Moss!!

I can now die happy, my work is done. (Even my son was impressed by this).

Click to read properly, without straining your eyes.

You have to love those Y-fronts! (and Lego-based censorship)

Daytime Pyro

Christmas lights seem to have turned the fireplace in my front room into a terrifying pagan altar – maybe that’s the true meaning of Christmas?

I love how this one turned out!

Roll Up !!

Hilarious visual joke, ahoy!

I’m rather proud of this one

Rural Virginia, yesterday

Mmm, conceptual

I’m very proud of this one

You look so super

Useful to know where they keep it

It really was that blue waiting for them

I like the way this one turned out.

Destined to cause a bit of a stir on Antiques Roadshow in 2031

I like this one

The psychedelic trellis outside Mendips, probably responsible for inspiring all that stuff about submarines and walruses

You’ve got a friend in me (da da da da daa)

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