Judas Priest / Saxon / Uriah Heep Live: First Direct Arena, Leeds 13-03-24
Three venerable bands, one arena and one over-excited 52 year-old Continue reading Judas Priest / Saxon / Uriah Heep Live: First Direct Arena, Leeds 13-03-24
Tuesday Night And The Priest Is Back!
Salvo Mea
Slaughter and the Droogs Continue reading Salvo Mea
The Wailers Will Be There
In which our hero grapples with true art as a 6 year-old Continue reading The Wailers Will Be There
Doobie, Or Not Doobie
Whether it is nobler to bogart that Doobie, or to … man, what was the question again? Continue reading Doobie, Or Not Doobie
I Was Blind, Now I Can See
In which our young hero enjoys a record named after a drinks vending machine. Continue reading I Was Blind, Now I Can See
That’s What’s Goin’ On, Marvin
It’s a family affair (it’s a family affair), Blood out there, blood out there Continue reading That’s What’s Goin’ On, Marvin
Ice Cubes On A Red Hot Stove
Ice cubes on a red hot stove, I betcha Continue reading Ice Cubes On A Red Hot Stove
1537 vs. 2023
2023: stick a fork in its ass and turn it over, it’s done. Continue reading 1537 vs. 2023
Bongos! Bongos!! Bongos!!!
La larga noche de los bongos Continue reading Bongos! Bongos!! Bongos!!!
El Normalo
In which our young hero ruminates on the great boilerplate/boilersuit correlation Continue reading El Normalo
You Teasing Like You Do
Sighs matters Continue reading You Teasing Like You Do
Jimmy, Jimmy, Nigel, Chris, Clem & Debbie
I know a girl from a lonely street, Cold as ice cream, but still as sweet Continue reading Jimmy, Jimmy, Nigel, Chris, Clem & Debbie
Civic Pride
It’s a ripper! Continue reading Civic Pride
Nina Inch Nails
When the working day is done, troops just wanna have fun Continue reading Nina Inch Nails
Good Copse, Bad Copse
The best LP of 2023 has landed in a stone circle near you Continue reading Good Copse, Bad Copse
The Prodigy Live: AO Arena, Manchester 17-11-23
They took my brain to another dimension, pay close attention! Continue reading The Prodigy Live: AO Arena, Manchester 17-11-23
A Smattering Of Plattering
Some goodies and some hackneyed diamonds Continue reading A Smattering Of Plattering
I Feel Like A King
It doesn’t get better than this Continue reading I Feel Like A King
Lo-Fi Libidinous Lunacy
Now wash your hands Continue reading Lo-Fi Libidinous Lunacy
And It Makes Me Sweat
In which our young hero is forced to confront his own prejudices, sort of. Continue reading And It Makes Me Sweat
Neu Wave
Le ennui de chou-fleur avec le boulangerie blanc Continue reading Neu Wave
Motor City Burning
Five seconds to realize your purpose here on the planet! Easy. Continue reading Motor City Burning
Sixteen Vestal Virgins, Please
Amphibious rockin’ and rare maidens Continue reading Sixteen Vestal Virgins, Please
FFS Blackmore!
Oh be tender, girl be tender, Can’t you feel the love that I send you? Continue reading FFS Blackmore!
Go To Hell, See If You Like It, Then Come Home With Me!
Let’s put the sex in X, love’s like a muscle and you make me wanna flex Continue reading Go To Hell, See If You Like It, Then Come Home With Me!
No Love From Me To You
It doesn’t lack lust Continue reading No Love From Me To You
Psyched Öut And Furiöus
Self destruction derby winners Continue reading Psyched Öut And Furiöus
Starfield Funk
Computer space funk and the unemployed Continue reading Starfield Funk
Ça Plane Pour Homme, Mickey
1537 is the king of the divan Continue reading Ça Plane Pour Homme, Mickey