Like Nimrod, the truth will hunt you down. Continue reading (I Got Them) Uninspired Cultural Appropriation Big Beat Blues
LP named after the psychological effects of a 6-day bank siege? Yes please. Continue reading Are Friends Eclectic?
Shake your booties. Continue reading Me, Mice Elf And Sly
On the perils of once real gone chicks going back to horse and buggy days. Continue reading Long Skirt Baby Blues
We examine an historical artefact from a time when fascism was on the increase. Imagine! Continue reading Everybody Move To Prove The Groove
In which our young hero deals with regicide, a shed and the font of all knowledge. Continue reading 32 Point Gothic
Not a post about Yes. Continue reading And Yes I Said Yes I Will Yes.
Huge cock, sitting up straight and odd? Now there’s a 12″ for you. Continue reading That’s One Big Cock
Not quite sure quite how I got here but I am damned glad that I did. That pretty much sums … Continue reading Stax O’ Fun
But, meat? Continue reading Butt Meat
Once in a while you got to
Burn down your house keep your dreaming alive. Continue reading Yes, The Good Ones
Loud, piano-powered rock ‘n’ roll catharsis. Nice. Continue reading Din And Tonic
Let’s hope it doesn’t rain on our young hero anytime soon. Continue reading 1537 Buys Some Shoes
In which our young hero extols a voice to make mountains crumble and high-stepping sexy witches. Continue reading High-Stepping Sexy Witches
The Auteurs hauteur prevented them from becoming haute couture. Continue reading It’s Not Really Kylie, Is It?
Secretly recording your dad? now that’s punk rock! Continue reading I Don’t Want To Listen To You And These Other Dummies!
In which guitars twine, twist and snake, apparently. Continue reading Campfireiwen
In which our young hero writes in praise of archaeology Continue reading Sussed Scepter Bull
You can get a lot done in seven and a half minutes … (winks theatrically). Continue reading Eighty Four Times In Seven And A Half Minutes
Beware: The ultimate depravity. Continue reading Conscience Free Depravity
Don’t you blame it on sunshine, Don’t blame it on moonlight, Blame it on the Endless Boogie. Continue reading Jam After Jam After Jam
I like good, attacking noogie. Like wasp lightning in a bottle, grey. Continue reading Good, Attacking Noogie
In which our young hero bares his patio to the internet. Continue reading Street Grid Restaurateur
Callow young man buys jazz LP in Leeds, sort of understands it 13,780,000 minutes later. Continue reading Stinkin’ One Thing And Reviewin’ Another
Warning: Contains Canadians Continue reading Bright Red Rock Rocket Of Hope
Got hardcore if you want it (and if you don’t). Continue reading America’s Most Pretty Goodcore
Notre dame sans nom, satisfying serpentine suaveness and a discreet areola. Business as usual for Roxy. Continue reading Here By The Seine Notre Dame Casts A Long Lonely Shadow …
Blood Lust: [mass noun]
Uncontrollable desire to kill or maim others.
Continue reading Fester, Uncle
Rail-thin amphetamine popping black-clad baritone shag monsters seek similar. NS, GSOH unnecessary. Continue reading I’ve Lost All Sense Of The World Outside
In which I defile a Lego minifigure in the name of my art. Continue reading Margarine Walker