
Category: Music


Friends Will Be Friends
In which our young hero decides unpolished fun is the way to go today. Continue reading Friends Will Be Friends

Karaoke Weekend At The Suicide Shack
You have to love an LP that has a komondor on the front cover Continue reading Karaoke Weekend At The Suicide Shack

I Ain’t No Prince But I Sure Am Charming
In which our young hero gets his throb on. Continue reading I Ain’t No Prince But I Sure Am Charming

Mace, Bruise & Dang!
That rarest of beasts, a truly forgotten rock classic. Continue reading Mace, Bruise & Dang!

I’ve Got A Silver Tureen
Long of song and smooth of groove, Sonic Praise. Continue reading I’ve Got A Silver Tureen

Some Puerto Rican Girls Just Dying To Meet You
Bright pink, gaudy, disposable-looking – 1537 reporting for duty. Continue reading Some Puerto Rican Girls Just Dying To Meet You

Man, It Feels Like Some Physical Girls Again
In which our young hero messes about with some LP covers for no discernible reason. Continue reading Man, It Feels Like Some Physical Girls Again

When The Wig Comes Down
Welsh girls just wanna eat chips all night and other controversies. Continue reading When The Wig Comes Down

I Named My Raccoon After A Boxer
In which our young hero sniggers at his own proctological joke. Continue reading I Named My Raccoon After A Boxer

An Exciting Evening At Home
An Exciting Evening At Home With a cast of thousands Continue reading An Exciting Evening At Home

Rage, Rage Against The Dying Of The Fight
Sad news. Great album. Continue reading Rage, Rage Against The Dying Of The Fight

Some Heavy Ones Left, £3 Each
In which our young hero considers the best LP ever named after a 14th century Welsh manuscript. Continue reading Some Heavy Ones Left, £3 Each

Write No Bullshit
The Beano, Vanilla ice, Roxx Gang, Lamp-posts and NO BULLSHIT! Continue reading Write No Bullshit

Push Push (I Need A Little)
Being a serious treatise on … (sighs) Eric’s lovely hair. Continue reading Push Push (I Need A Little)

No Tell, Motel, Hotel Bed
In which our young hero cries tough, talks dirty and wants action. Continue reading No Tell, Motel, Hotel Bed

Newport State Of Mind
Welsh culture for beginners: Safe as fuck, bra – you knows it! Continue reading Newport State Of Mind

Spanked Purple
Creature discomforts. Continue reading Spanked Purple

Wrath Wreaking Wraith

Siesta Time Is Over!
Party for your right to fight! Continue reading Siesta Time Is Over!

ZZ Chops
In which our young hero goes back to La Futura. Continue reading ZZ Chops

Angry De Mis Manos
Downset is probably not the opposite of Upset. Continue reading Angry De Mis Manos

Knickers Knackers Knockers!
Hey you, don’t read that blog post, read this! Continue reading Knickers Knackers Knockers!

Slave To The Virgin
Madge, Grace, Jimmy Nail and Lovejoy … all bets are off. Continue reading Slave To The Virgin

I, Ron Fist
Proof that you can’t make an umlaut without breaking legs. Continue reading I, Ron Fist

Holiday Snaps
Des vacances au cimetière avec les snaps du holiday. Continue reading Holiday Snaps

8 Minutes 46 Seconds
The only numbers that matter right now. Continue reading 8 Minutes 46 Seconds

Don’t Tell Sir David Attenborough
In which our young hero exults in having the strength of ten bears. Continue reading Don’t Tell Sir David Attenborough

Oedipussy Magnet
In which our young hero mistakes tumescence for transcendence. Continue reading Oedipussy Magnet

What?! On the Piano?!
The tail of the comet is worth watching too. Continue reading What?! On the Piano?!