Downset is probably not the opposite of Upset. Continue reading Angry De Mis Manos
Hey you, don’t read that blog post, read this! Continue reading Knickers Knackers Knockers!
Madge, Grace, Jimmy Nail and Lovejoy … all bets are off. Continue reading Slave To The Virgin
Proof that you can’t make an umlaut without breaking legs. Continue reading I, Ron Fist
Des vacances au cimetière avec les snaps du holiday. Continue reading Holiday Snaps
The only numbers that matter right now. Continue reading 8 Minutes 46 Seconds
In which our young hero exults in having the strength of ten bears. Continue reading Don’t Tell Sir David Attenborough
In which our young hero mistakes tumescence for transcendence. Continue reading Oedipussy Magnet
The tail of the comet is worth watching too. Continue reading What?! On the Piano?!
Must-follow parental and financial advice on a rock and roll compilation Continue reading Mama Get Your Hammer
What’s a boy have to do to rebel around here?! Continue reading Tell Me What You’ve Got To Look So Pleased About!
In which our young hero gets taken to Valhalla and back by a great LP. Continue reading In Every Bar There Was A Super Star With A Seven Year Itch
The ultimate in walking it like you’ve been talking it Continue reading Delivery For General Obasanjo
Every other drummer just moved up one notch in the rankings. Continue reading Tony Allen: R.I.P
In which our young hero up stuff cuts. Continue reading 1735
Music to headbutt walls to Continue reading Devilman! Devilman!!
In which our young hero ponders the ineffable essence of the ocean. Continue reading Beached Buoy
White bread, no roughage. Continue reading Not Slaughter
An LP that really should have been called something else. Continue reading I Might Just Follow
You don’t get to add ‘The Great’ onto you bands’ name for nothing. Continue reading Ting!
The 1537 motoring column makes its’ debut. Continue reading My Other Car Is A Windhoeker Maschinenfabrik Wer’wolf MKII
In which our hero grapples with the demon drink. Losing to a KO in the first round. Continue reading Ha! Ha! Urg!!
Sometimes you simply just get the right record at the right time. Continue reading Bhasobha (Be Careful)
Get your NWOBHM out for the lads! Continue reading The Revenge Of The Farting Drummer
In which our young hero is let down by the interneterati. Continue reading Juwxbuh Beh, Juicebox Beh
This is what I wanted, this was what I got, for Xmas, a little bit early. Continue reading Christmas 1986
Be a frayed, be very frayed. Continue reading Royally Truxed Up
A teenage dream is so hard to beat … to death. Continue reading Deep, Sleek And Bleak
In which our young hero asks if anyone’s got change for a $75. Continue reading Wood/Metal/Plastic/1537/Pattern/Rhythm/Rock