Ting!
You don’t get to add ‘The Great’ onto you bands’ name for nothing. Continue reading Ting!
Category: Music
My Other Car Is A Windhoeker Maschinenfabrik Wer’wolf MKII
The 1537 motoring column makes its’ debut. Continue reading My Other Car Is A Windhoeker Maschinenfabrik Wer’wolf MKII
Ha! Ha! Urg!!
In which our hero grapples with the demon drink. Losing to a KO in the first round. Continue reading Ha! Ha! Urg!!
Bhasobha (Be Careful)
Sometimes you simply just get the right record at the right time. Continue reading Bhasobha (Be Careful)
The Revenge Of The Farting Drummer
Get your NWOBHM out for the lads! Continue reading The Revenge Of The Farting Drummer
Juwxbuh Beh, Juicebox Beh
In which our young hero is let down by the interneterati. Continue reading Juwxbuh Beh, Juicebox Beh
Christmas 1986
This is what I wanted, this was what I got, for Xmas, a little bit early. Continue reading Christmas 1986
Royally Truxed Up
Be a frayed, be very frayed. Continue reading Royally Truxed Up
Deep, Sleek And Bleak
A teenage dream is so hard to beat … to death. Continue reading Deep, Sleek And Bleak
Wood/Metal/Plastic/1537/Pattern/Rhythm/Rock
In which our young hero asks if anyone’s got change for a $75. Continue reading Wood/Metal/Plastic/1537/Pattern/Rhythm/Rock
Birth. School. Rugby. Work. Death.
Of rugby, floods and Heavy Metal Kids. Continue reading Birth. School. Rugby. Work. Death.
I’ll Hug You With My Legs, Baby
Fleur dans votre bain, amour dans vos draps … whatever next? oh, that. Continue reading I’ll Hug You With My Legs, Baby
Julian Cope: Julian H. Cope Lyrics
You hum it, I’ll painstakingly transcribe it. Continue reading Julian Cope: Julian H. Cope Lyrics
The Rite Stuff
At last a nice sensible rock star mentions insurance. Continue reading The Rite Stuff
1537 Buys A Sandwich (Part Deux)
Marvel at our young hero’s restraint and unbreakable resolve! Continue reading 1537 Buys A Sandwich (Part Deux)
You Shouldn’t Do That
More strangeness, than quarks and charm. Continue reading You Shouldn’t Do That
Quark Quark!
What noise do ducks make? almost. Continue reading Quark Quark!
Fulsome Prism Blues
Wee? sleekit? cow’rin? tim’rous? then, dear beastie, this is not an LP for you. Continue reading Fulsome Prism Blues
1537 vs. Dark Side Of The Moon: Full Unabridged Review
An original draft of my PhD thesis on the musical and cultural significance of Floyd’s ultimate stoner landmark. Continue reading 1537 vs. Dark Side Of The Moon: Full Unabridged Review
Can Giuli Do The Stroll?
In which our young hero scratches that angry political dancing itch Continue reading Can Giuli Do The Stroll?
High Times And Misdemeanours
Some righteous testimony for y’all. Continue reading High Times And Misdemeanours
Wuther Fucka
About a racehorse. Maybe. Continue reading Wuther Fucka
1537 vs. 2019
Pure self-indulgent nonsense, with added boobs. Continue reading 1537 vs. 2019
That’s A Good Move
Stompy-stompy, bass line, handclaps, guitar lick, enormous chorus: repeat = glory. Continue reading That’s A Good Move
Ripsaw Rock
Punkorama-lamma-lamma-big-dong punky garage oddness. Continue reading Ripsaw Rock
The Love Child Of Marilyn Monroe And Skeletor
In which our young hero rocks a bit on a Wednesday morning. Continue reading The Love Child Of Marilyn Monroe And Skeletor
The Drugs Won
An LP that sounds identical to its front cover. Continue reading The Drugs Won
Up To Mark Kozelek In You
What is next to the moon? Continue reading Up To Mark Kozelek In You
The Wildhearts: Tivoli, Buckley 29-11-2019
In which our young hero scratches a 26 year itch Continue reading The Wildhearts: Tivoli, Buckley 29-11-2019
Adamson Schmadamson
In which our young hero sets the controls for the heart of the pelvis. Continue reading Adamson Schmadamson