Your legs are strong, and so, so long, And you don’t come from this town Continue reading Bound For Hell, But So Alive
Dr Spooner in the house! Continue reading For Fox Sake!
Tame Impala, Same Impala, not Lame Impala Continue reading Innersleeper
Hos-Tile Roof-Tiles, reptile? Continue reading Prole Art Treat?
In which our young hero sniggers at his own proctological joke. Continue reading I Named My Raccoon After A Boxer
White bread, no roughage. Continue reading Not Slaughter
I am the resurrection and I am the light, the Stone Roses 2nd isn’t shite Continue reading Guns ‘n’ Stones’s
Huge cock, sitting up straight and odd? Now there’s a 12″ for you. Continue reading That’s One Big Cock
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Burn down your house keep your dreaming alive. Continue reading Yes, The Good Ones
The Auteurs hauteur prevented them from becoming haute couture. Continue reading It’s Not Really Kylie, Is It?
Once upon a time I would have awarded it a Kid C, now? Kid A Continue reading Gliding Through The Abattoir
A proper Fall review for all of us maladjusted little monkeys. Continue reading Chariots Of Ire
Taxi for Mr Windsor? Taxi for Mr Windsor? Continue reading Lenin And McCarthy
In which our hero grapples with an LP with a very rude title. Don’t these chaps have any common decency? Continue reading Gospill Poppers
Kinky Machine Going Out With God. I thought about this record for the first time in a light year today … Continue reading Going Out With God
Feels like something pumping through my veins I got the junk gun fever sinking to my brain Feels like God … Continue reading Ballot Box Blues / Like A Sin Scraping Skin
Out getting high on the back porch I sing to the empties and cigarette butts And I know that the … Continue reading Ladygarden
I remember the posters first. I was stuck in a warehouse job after university, my degree qualified me perfectly for … Continue reading Looking Forward
They came, they saw a gap for Indian inflected indie that was just the right side of rock, they conquered … Continue reading Golden V
All art is quite useless according to Oscar Wilde Turner 1775 to 1851 Toulouse-Lautrec 1864 to 1901 Andy Warhol 1928 … Continue reading All Art Is Quite Useless
I have a slightly ambivalent relationship with Radiohead, I mean I like them, I really dig their attitude on a … Continue reading You Want Me, Chuckles? Well …
Just a quickie tonight about a song I really rather like, James Sit Down. Now I’m not cool enough to … Continue reading Sod ‘Em, What Do They Expect!
They went down to the river On a warm summer night The air was thick with the Smell of temptation … Continue reading Didn’t Fight At All
I have unilaterally declared November to be the ‘International Month For Records Beginning With B’ for 2013, or IMFRBWB for short. … Continue reading Uncompromising Wonky Sonic Odinist Atonal Garage Metal
Old fart that I am, I’m still shattered from my three nights out in five days* so I’ve chosen something … Continue reading How Dare You Assume I Want To Parlez-Vous With You?
Having spent my Saturday painstakingly fighting a wallpaper border, taking a hard-won victory inch by bloody inch, I’m more than … Continue reading 2.1 Singles
Here you go, two random records plucked from my shelves just as I plucked them both from the shelves of … Continue reading ALADATTYLAE
In the summer of 1989 a few of my metal chums decided that The Stone Roses would be the sound … Continue reading Iron-Pyrite
I’ve come to crush your bones, I’ve come to make you feel old, I’ve come to mess with your head, … Continue reading No Room At The Din
Oh dear, this is the first time here I’ve gone back to an LP and been really disappointed. The culprit? … Continue reading The X-axis