Category: Vinyl
And A Dream Like This Must Die
There is no truth to the rumour that my daughter and I sing ‘Dyslexic arse’ to the tune of one song here Continue reading And A Dream Like This Must Die
Aisha, I’m Vibrating!!
What would William Burroughs mating with Robert Zimmerman on a bed of giant poisonous centipedes sound like? Continue reading Aisha, I’m Vibrating!!
The Original Viagra Boys
I ain’t joking woman I got to ramble Continue reading The Original Viagra Boys
Psychedelic Hand Shaking
Almost 49 minutes of songs about wanking Continue reading Psychedelic Hand Shaking
Bun E. Boilers
They’re gonna raise hell Continue reading Bun E. Boilers
The Winner Slays All
Fast and Cheap, not me – this compilation! Continue reading The Winner Slays All
Swing Like A Bitch
Sunshine IS better! Continue reading Swing Like A Bitch
Turn That Damn Guitar Down!
Well the night I wrote this post , Lord I swear the moon turned a fire red (x2) Continue reading Turn That Damn Guitar Down!
Mento Health
A bunch of young up-and-coming hopefuls, named by Errol Flynn Continue reading Mento Health
Alguitara
A nostalgia for a desert life I never had Continue reading Alguitara
Party Music For Gay Angry Sluts
‘Michael, I don’t want to suck you off on my lunch break’ Continue reading Party Music For Gay Angry Sluts
Alone On A Platform
You and me together fighting for our love Continue reading Alone On A Platform
You’re So Necromantic
Fishnet leatherette, pussy galore, pseudo sumo wrestler, goths adore! Continue reading You’re So Necromantic
Do You Believe?
Mmm, those snakes sure are toasty! Continue reading Do You Believe?
Yes, I Want Blood
Power rage Continue reading Yes, I Want Blood
If I Look Hard Enough Into The Setting Sun
Big hits = Yes, High Tides and green grass = lacking. Continue reading If I Look Hard Enough Into The Setting Sun
Through A Glass Lightly
Nostalgia really ain’t what it used to be back in my day Continue reading Through A Glass Lightly
Monochromatic Nuclear Dread
“Life is like a pubic hair on a toilet seat sooner or later you get pissed off.” Continue reading Monochromatic Nuclear Dread
The War Was Over, Are You Sure?
Virginia, Lawrence, Paul, Rachel and Rachella Continue reading The War Was Over, Are You Sure?
Steve Reich In The Afternoon
All the hope you need Continue reading Steve Reich In The Afternoon
Little Bit Of Dirt Mixed With Tears
I don’t like country music Continue reading Little Bit Of Dirt Mixed With Tears
This Checkerboard Of Nights And Days
Don’t just shop it, Argus it! Continue reading This Checkerboard Of Nights And Days
Twenty Twenty-Five Rollin’ In Sight
2025 in 2025? its looking alarmingly possible Continue reading Twenty Twenty-Five Rollin’ In Sight
Nineteen Seventy Rollin’ In Sight
In which our young hero surfs the dark edge between nihilism and unchecked hedonism, then washes his hands carefully. Continue reading Nineteen Seventy Rollin’ In Sight
2001: A Space Wobbly
Well I’m up here and you’re down there , mortal Continue reading 2001: A Space Wobbly
Put A Red Rose On Their Grave
The Devil looked at me with an evil smile / He said, “We’re racing for your soul this next quarter mile” Continue reading Put A Red Rose On Their Grave
1537 vs. 2024
I got 2024 problems but the lack of a comprehensive rundown of the year’s best LPs ain’t one Continue reading 1537 vs. 2024
Foo Emoji
This is a call-ing card Continue reading Foo Emoji
I’ll Blow Your Head Off With Nitroglycerine
The queen of rockabilly? you betcha! Continue reading I’ll Blow Your Head Off With Nitroglycerine