You Lying So Low In The Weeds
“Sell me, sell you” the porpoise said … for reasons that are yet to be clarified Continue reading You Lying So Low In The Weeds
Category: Vinyl
Could You See The Aisles Of Women?
That woman’s work, sort of. Continue reading Could You See The Aisles Of Women?
Plus De La Même Chose
Une review avec mon schoolboy French Continue reading Plus De La Même Chose
Free Me Free
In which our young hero uses that same metaphor about Paul Kossoff’s guitar playing again Continue reading Free Me Free
Lead Sheets
An epochal day Continue reading Lead Sheets
The Most Horrible Sound I Ever Heard In My Life!
Help me Jack Pepsi!! Continue reading The Most Horrible Sound I Ever Heard In My Life!
1537 vs. 2025
And the winner is … 1537! Continue reading 1537 vs. 2025
Graftwerk
A spacey treat Continue reading Graftwerk
Mons Venusian
The LP title comes close to being an anagram of ‘dope bell end’, or it would do given at least one more ‘d’ Continue reading Mons Venusian
I Wanna Ride On Your Reindeer
And A Dream Like This Must Die
There is no truth to the rumour that my daughter and I sing ‘Dyslexic arse’ to the tune of one song here Continue reading And A Dream Like This Must Die
Aisha, I’m Vibrating!!
What would William Burroughs mating with Robert Zimmerman on a bed of giant poisonous centipedes sound like? Continue reading Aisha, I’m Vibrating!!
The Original Viagra Boys
I ain’t joking woman I got to ramble Continue reading The Original Viagra Boys
Psychedelic Hand Shaking
Almost 49 minutes of songs about wanking Continue reading Psychedelic Hand Shaking
Bun E. Boilers
They’re gonna raise hell Continue reading Bun E. Boilers
The Winner Slays All
Fast and Cheap, not me – this compilation! Continue reading The Winner Slays All
Swing Like A Bitch
Sunshine IS better! Continue reading Swing Like A Bitch
Turn That Damn Guitar Down!
Well the night I wrote this post , Lord I swear the moon turned a fire red (x2) Continue reading Turn That Damn Guitar Down!
Mento Health
A bunch of young up-and-coming hopefuls, named by Errol Flynn Continue reading Mento Health
Alguitara
A nostalgia for a desert life I never had Continue reading Alguitara
Party Music For Gay Angry Sluts
‘Michael, I don’t want to suck you off on my lunch break’ Continue reading Party Music For Gay Angry Sluts
Alone On A Platform
You and me together fighting for our love Continue reading Alone On A Platform
You’re So Necromantic
Fishnet leatherette, pussy galore, pseudo sumo wrestler, goths adore! Continue reading You’re So Necromantic
Do You Believe?
Mmm, those snakes sure are toasty! Continue reading Do You Believe?
Yes, I Want Blood
Power rage Continue reading Yes, I Want Blood
If I Look Hard Enough Into The Setting Sun
Big hits = Yes, High Tides and green grass = lacking. Continue reading If I Look Hard Enough Into The Setting Sun
Through A Glass Lightly
Nostalgia really ain’t what it used to be back in my day Continue reading Through A Glass Lightly
Monochromatic Nuclear Dread
“Life is like a pubic hair on a toilet seat sooner or later you get pissed off.” Continue reading Monochromatic Nuclear Dread
The War Was Over, Are You Sure?
Virginia, Lawrence, Paul, Rachel and Rachella Continue reading The War Was Over, Are You Sure?
Steve Reich In The Afternoon
All the hope you need Continue reading Steve Reich In The Afternoon