What You Hear Is Not A Test

I said-a hip, hop, the hippie, the hippie
To the hip hip hop-a you don't stop the rock ...

Has there ever been a more influential opening line in popular music? I would argue not. Wonder Mike’s lines in ‘Rapper’s Delight’ cut 42 years ago, named and defined the most influential ‘new’ genre in music that there has been in my lifetime, a cultural sea change altering music, fashion, language and attitudes immeasurably, globally.

Not bad for a first release from an indie label.

Now what you hear is not a test: I'm rapping to the beat
And me, the groove and my friends are gonna try to move your feet

I love The Sugarhill Gang Rapper’s Delight, all 14:53 of it. It is just the sound of pure joy bottled, the sound of a crew of people getting off on their own creativity and invention. The sound of folks forging ahead, making something brand new for themselves and their friends where there were no rules, no guidelines, no precedents and no limits, just blue skies over Sugar Hill.

I love the tale of the label getting in young musicians to play the Chic/Love De-Luxe backing track, no samples then) for 14 minutes without pause or mistake, the producer explaining ‘I’ve got these kids who will talk real fast over it‘. Not exactly easy money!

And the lyrics they talked real fast, oh man the lyrics! Rapper’s Delight is by turns funny, macho, playful and very daft, the word play is truly great at times and I can think of no better song dealing with social awkwardness over eating bad food cooked by a friend’s mum; ‘Kaopectate’ being a much underused word in popular music.

Highlights? all of it! Dissing Superman to Lois Lane, obviously

He may be very sexy or even cute
But he looks like a sucker in a blue and red suit"
I said, "You need a man who's got finesse
And his whole name across his chest

Plus the simple boast ‘I’m six foot one and tons of fun‘, sadly as someone who didn’t make it that far ‘I’m five foot eleven and a half’ only rhymes with ‘and I badly need a bath’. Damnit, I’ll never cut it as an MC.

I’m Wonder Mouse and I’m here to rock this house

Huge kudos needs to go to Sylvia Robinson who I don’t think doesn’t get the credit she’s due for her role in the genesis of rap; producer of the track, founder and CEO of Sugar Hill Records, instigator of the recording – she put the group together, added vocals and even a little vibraphone to proceedings. Forget some of the other MCs around at the time, Sylvia should be the best-known figure of them all. I really can’t conceive how a black woman could possibly have been edited out of history …

Rapper’s Delight was the first hip-hop song to be played on the radio, the first US Top 40 single to only be available on 12″. Basically it kicked the doors off their hinges and suddenly exposed us all to these human cartoon characters talking real fast over the music.

To me the music sounds like the great Sugar Hill Records 12″ sleeve, bright colours, fantastical and with a touch of the urban landscape.

Well, my name is known all over the world
By all the foxy ladies and the pretty girls
I'm going down in history
As the baddest rapper blogger there ever could be

1091 (Get) Down.

PS: Because you’re worth it:

1979 – just before sexism was invented.

34 thoughts on “What You Hear Is Not A Test

  1. I too am 5 foot 11 and a half.
    If you want Geoff can do a graph.
    Now Mrs. Bop don’t you laugh
    But I got parts longer than a giraffe.

  2. Um, I’m 6’2″ and… gunning for you? Done sniffing glue? Tying my shoe? Wearing all blue? Not Adrian Belew? Old and yet new? Escaped from a zoo? Without stuff to do? Scaring you, BOO! ? Taller than you? Making cows moo? Cooking with roux?

    42 years ago? Goodness me.

    1. I would never have got that without looking it up, brilliant.

      It’s like the Fun Lovin Criminals wanted to sample Smoke on the Water, Ritchie B was rude to them and so they just played it themselves with a slight variation and kept the royalties.

  3. I heard this song a lot when I was in the service. My African-America comrades in arms played the shit out of it. It did rub off on me as I used to quote the lyrics: “Got a colour TV so I can see the Knicks play basketball.”

    1. Shortly, I think. They could manipulate tapes the old-fashioned way I guess, but I suspect sampling would stay out of the reach of small labels and street artists for a good long time.

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