Possibly a metaphor type thing

…and the last thing I heard was a muttered word …

I’m very proud of this one

Mmm, conceptual

Thom Yorke takes part in a 1537 advertising campaign

Anyone up for a nice country walk?

Don’t give me no lines and feed the panda yourself …

This may be the single greatest thing I have ever done in my life.

Moss!! Moss!!

Much careful deliberation went into this drivel you’re about to read

With this first commission under my belt, I can see a whole new career opening up for me …

It really was that blue waiting for them

Destined to cause a bit of a stir on Antiques Roadshow in 2031

Still life, with tissues

Every time you listen to Poison Idea you make a pixie cry

Text from ‘The Priest … in all its ambiguity

Rush Hour

So shiny and difficult to photograph, i took matters into my own hands and made my own – using my awesome creative skillz! I have to say that is the best drawing I have ever done of John Wetton.

Hilarious visual joke, ahoy!

The psychedelic trellis outside Mendips, probably responsible for inspiring all that stuff about submarines and walruses

I like the way this one turned out

It’s mine, all mine

I like this one

Easter cake, made by me.

I’m rather proud of this one

An attempt at fluffification of ‘Why D’ya Do it’ – a genuine imageof an alternative cover taken from the Antilles vaults

She’s got …

Some famous clock thing

Grim urban reality#1: Packs of rabid feral dogs

It doesn’t get any better than this!

Gotta dig that Tuscan geometry. San Gimignano.

Don’t cry Billy.

Roll Up !!

I can now die happy, my work is done. (Even my son was impressed by this).

The first picture I ever took for 1537

Priest … Live !!! (maybe)

Not photo-shopped – it’s balanced on a tray

Really arty photo, to show off my mad camera skillz and sensitivite, creative nature (chicks love that)

Sign of the times, mess with your mind

I like the way this one turned out.

Walking the dog this morning, I haven’t messed about with the colours at all – I love that winter light!

I’m quite proud of this one

My work on this earth is done. I shall now ascend.

Daytime Pyro

I’m inordinately proud of this one

The mute that sang the siren’s what?!

Owls? I’ll give you F*^&#”G owls!!

All for £2.50

The Lego thrash metal minifigures are really starting to pay off for me now

My beloved Sgt Pepper mill

All kneel and worship!

Click to read properly

Rural Virginia, yesterday

Lego just don’t do suitable Hendrix hair; shame on them.

Wife, daughter and dog

You have to love those Y-fronts! (and Lego-based censorship)

My friend Paul had a boom box just like this – I was so jealous.

Hmm, a black disc with white circles … interesting

I love how this one turned out!

You look so super

The astonishing 3D effect you can achieve by ‘hatting’ Mr Hayes

Poison Ivy channelling her inner Norma Desmond

Nature’s nice and stuff, but it’s no 1200 word review of an obscure hardcore LP, is it?

Time for our William Tell act

Saturday night chez-1537

Replicas vs. Replicants

Christmas lights seem to have turned the fireplace in my front room into a terrifying pagan altar – maybe that’s the true meaning of Christmas?

An iconic image for our times, and some Beatles.

Useful to know where they keep it

I love this – almost Eddie circa: Somewhere In Time.

Click to read properly, without straining your eyes.

You’ve got a friend in me (da da da da daa)

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