Much careful deliberation went into this drivel you’re about to read

Some famous clock thing

I like the way this one turned out.

Thom Yorke takes part in a 1537 advertising campaign

Destined to cause a bit of a stir on Antiques Roadshow in 2031

This may be the single greatest thing I have ever done in my life.

Mmm, conceptual

Grim urban reality#1: Packs of rabid feral dogs

I’m inordinately proud of this one

An iconic image for our times, and some Beatles.

Roll Up !!

Hilarious visual joke, ahoy!

You look so super

Gotta dig that Tuscan geometry. San Gimignano.

An attempt at fluffification of ‘Why D’ya Do it’ – a genuine imageof an alternative cover taken from the Antilles vaults

The first picture I ever took for 1537

I like the way this one turned out

I’m very proud of this one

Wife, daughter and dog

Moss!! Moss!!

Still life, with tissues

Text from ‘The Priest … in all its ambiguity

I like this one

With this first commission under my belt, I can see a whole new career opening up for me …

The psychedelic trellis outside Mendips, probably responsible for inspiring all that stuff about submarines and walruses

Rural Virginia, yesterday

Easter cake, made by me.

World Cup fever grips the 1537 household

Time for our William Tell act

My friend Paul had a boom box just like this – I was so jealous.

She’s got …

Replicas vs. Replicants

It doesn’t get any better than this!

Walking the dog this morning, I haven’t messed about with the colours at all – I love that winter light!

…and the last thing I heard was a muttered word …

Really arty photo, to show off my mad camera skillz and sensitivite, creative nature (chicks love that)

The astonishing 3D effect you can achieve by ‘hatting’ Mr Hayes

Don’t cry Billy.

I’m rather proud of this one

Useful to know where they keep it

It really was that blue waiting for them

Sign of the times, mess with your mind

Lego just don’t do suitable Hendrix hair; shame on them.

Not photo-shopped – it’s balanced on a tray

I’m quite proud of this one

I can now die happy, my work is done. (Even my son was impressed by this).

Nature’s nice and stuff, but it’s no 1200 word review of an obscure hardcore LP, is it?

Click to read properly

Poison Ivy channelling her inner Norma Desmond

All for £2.50

Click to read properly, without straining your eyes.

Rush Hour

Anyone up for a nice country walk?

The Lego thrash metal minifigures are really starting to pay off for me now

It’s mine, all mine

Hmm, a black disc with white circles … interesting

Priest … Live !!! (maybe)

Daytime Pyro

You have to love those Y-fronts! (and Lego-based censorship)

Christmas lights seem to have turned the fireplace in my front room into a terrifying pagan altar – maybe that’s the true meaning of Christmas?

Saturday night chez-1537

My work on this earth is done. I shall now ascend.

My beloved Sgt Pepper mill

Possibly a metaphor type thing

The mute that sang the siren’s what?!

I love this – almost Eddie circa: Somewhere In Time.

So shiny and difficult to photograph, i took matters into my own hands and made my own – using my awesome creative skillz! I have to say that is the best drawing I have ever done of John Wetton.

Every time you listen to Poison Idea you make a pixie cry

Owls? I’ll give you F*^&#”G owls!!

I love how this one turned out!

You’ve got a friend in me (da da da da daa)

Music, Robert Plant, Vinyl

Smooth Street

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Houses Of The Wholly Holey (Slight Return)

Led Zeppelin, Rock, Self-indulgent nonsense

Houses Of The Wholly Holey (Slight Return)

Wow! Ladies and gentlemen! Can I just take a moment of your time to say how much I’ve enjoyed every … Continue reading Houses Of The Wholly Holey (Slight Return)

Houses Of The Wholly Holey

Hard Rock, Led Zeppelin, Music, Obsessive behaviour, Record collecting, Vinyl

Houses Of The Wholly Holey

Close the doors, put out the light You know they won’t be home tonight The snow falls hard and don’t … Continue reading Houses Of The Wholly Holey

Best Jazz Composition Of More Than Five Minutes Duration, 1960

Jazz, Miles Davis, Record collecting, Vinyl

Best Jazz Composition Of More Than Five Minutes Duration, 1960

Ahh, the effortless poetry of Grammy categories … anyway, as all you happenin’ hepcats and hepkitties know the winner that … Continue reading Best Jazz Composition Of More Than Five Minutes Duration, 1960

Hard Rock, Led Zeppelin, Vinyl

IV For Four

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