Rural Virginia, yesterday

Thom Yorke takes part in a 1537 advertising campaign

Anyone up for a nice country walk?

You have to love those Y-fronts! (and Lego-based censorship)

Not photo-shopped – it’s balanced on a tray

It really was that blue waiting for them

I like the way this one turned out.

Poison Ivy channelling her inner Norma Desmond

She’s got …

Rush Hour

Don’t cry Billy.

I can now die happy, my work is done. (Even my son was impressed by this).

My work on this earth is done. I shall now ascend.

Text from ‘The Priest … in all its ambiguity

The first picture I ever took for 1537

I’m quite proud of this one

Useful to know where they keep it

Destined to cause a bit of a stir on Antiques Roadshow in 2031

You’ve got a friend in me (da da da da daa)

The psychedelic trellis outside Mendips, probably responsible for inspiring all that stuff about submarines and walruses

The Lego thrash metal minifigures are really starting to pay off for me now

Time for our William Tell act

The mute that sang the siren’s what?!

It doesn’t get any better than this!

Wife, daughter and dog

So shiny and difficult to photograph, i took matters into my own hands and made my own – using my awesome creative skillz! I have to say that is the best drawing I have ever done of John Wetton.

An attempt at fluffification of ‘Why D’ya Do it’ – a genuine imageof an alternative cover taken from the Antilles vaults

Priest … Live !!! (maybe)

Still life, with tissues

It’s mine, all mine

Click to read properly

All for £2.50

Every time you listen to Poison Idea you make a pixie cry

I love this – almost Eddie circa: Somewhere In Time.

Possibly a metaphor type thing

Saturday night chez-1537

Don’t give me no lines and feed the panda yourself …

I like the way this one turned out

I love how this one turned out!

Daytime Pyro

Christmas lights seem to have turned the fireplace in my front room into a terrifying pagan altar – maybe that’s the true meaning of Christmas?

An iconic image for our times, and some Beatles.

I like this one

Much careful deliberation went into this drivel you’re about to read

Sign of the times, mess with your mind

Moss!! Moss!!

This may be the single greatest thing I have ever done in my life.

The astonishing 3D effect you can achieve by ‘hatting’ Mr Hayes

Walking the dog this morning, I haven’t messed about with the colours at all – I love that winter light!

Some famous clock thing

My beloved Sgt Pepper mill

With this first commission under my belt, I can see a whole new career opening up for me …

Replicas vs. Replicants

I’m very proud of this one

Grim urban reality#1: Packs of rabid feral dogs

Mmm, conceptual

…and the last thing I heard was a muttered word …

Owls? I’ll give you F*^&#”G owls!!

All kneel and worship!

You look so super

Lego just don’t do suitable Hendrix hair; shame on them.

I’m rather proud of this one

Roll Up !!

I’m inordinately proud of this one

Nature’s nice and stuff, but it’s no 1200 word review of an obscure hardcore LP, is it?

Gotta dig that Tuscan geometry. San Gimignano.

Easter cake, made by me.

Hilarious visual joke, ahoy!

Click to read properly, without straining your eyes.

My friend Paul had a boom box just like this – I was so jealous.

Hmm, a black disc with white circles … interesting

Really arty photo, to show off my mad camera skillz and sensitivite, creative nature (chicks love that)

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