My beloved Sgt Pepper mill

The Lego thrash metal minifigures are really starting to pay off for me now

Gotta dig that Tuscan geometry. San Gimignano.

Much careful deliberation went into this drivel you’re about to read

It’s mine, all mine

I like this one

Lego just don’t do suitable Hendrix hair; shame on them.

An attempt at fluffification of ‘Why D’ya Do it’ – a genuine imageof an alternative cover taken from the Antilles vaults

Still life, with tissues

Click to read properly

All for £2.50

It doesn’t get any better than this!

I like the way this one turned out.

She’s got …

The first picture I ever took for 1537

…and the last thing I heard was a muttered word …

Don’t cry Billy.

Click to read properly, without straining your eyes.

I like the way this one turned out

With this first commission under my belt, I can see a whole new career opening up for me …

Roll Up !!

Hmm, a black disc with white circles … interesting

Destined to cause a bit of a stir on Antiques Roadshow in 2031

Possibly a metaphor type thing

Walking the dog this morning, I haven’t messed about with the colours at all – I love that winter light!

Replicas vs. Replicants

Every time you listen to Poison Idea you make a pixie cry

The astonishing 3D effect you can achieve by ‘hatting’ Mr Hayes

I’m inordinately proud of this one

Thom Yorke takes part in a 1537 advertising campaign

Priest … Live !!! (maybe)

Nature’s nice and stuff, but it’s no 1200 word review of an obscure hardcore LP, is it?

I love this – almost Eddie circa: Somewhere In Time.

Christmas lights seem to have turned the fireplace in my front room into a terrifying pagan altar – maybe that’s the true meaning of Christmas?

An iconic image for our times, and some Beatles.

Useful to know where they keep it

You’ve got a friend in me (da da da da daa)

Moss!! Moss!!

Sign of the times, mess with your mind

You have to love those Y-fronts! (and Lego-based censorship)

I’m rather proud of this one

I love how this one turned out!

The mute that sang the siren’s what?!

You look so super

So shiny and difficult to photograph, i took matters into my own hands and made my own – using my awesome creative skillz! I have to say that is the best drawing I have ever done of John Wetton.

I’m quite proud of this one

Anyone up for a nice country walk?

Rural Virginia, yesterday

Saturday night chez-1537

Grim urban reality#1: Packs of rabid feral dogs

Some famous clock thing

Really arty photo, to show off my mad camera skillz and sensitivite, creative nature (chicks love that)

The psychedelic trellis outside Mendips, probably responsible for inspiring all that stuff about submarines and walruses

My friend Paul had a boom box just like this – I was so jealous.

Daytime Pyro

Hilarious visual joke, ahoy!

Poison Ivy channelling her inner Norma Desmond

It really was that blue waiting for them

Don’t give me no lines and feed the panda yourself …

My work on this earth is done. I shall now ascend.

Rush Hour

Owls? I’ll give you F*^&#”G owls!!

Not photo-shopped – it’s balanced on a tray

I’m very proud of this one

Mmm, conceptual

This may be the single greatest thing I have ever done in my life.

All kneel and worship!

Text from ‘The Priest … in all its ambiguity

Wife, daughter and dog

Easter cake, made by me.

I can now die happy, my work is done. (Even my son was impressed by this).

Time for our William Tell act

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More Than Zero

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Trees Are Good, Trees Are Good!

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I Wander’d Lonely As A Kamel

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Now Honey Please (Now Honey Please)

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No Dice Honey, I’m Livin’ On The Astral Plane

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No Dice Honey, I’m Livin’ On The Astral Plane

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The Basement Traipse

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The Basement Traipse

Gorgon-solar, anyone? here is the self-proclaimed ‘cosmic rock’ of Medusa: 150 gram vinyl slab of infinite blackness? Psychedelic sorcerer mind … Continue reading The Basement Traipse