So shiny and difficult to photograph, i took matters into my own hands and made my own – using my awesome creative skillz! I have to say that is the best drawing I have ever done of John Wetton.

Saturday night chez-1537

You have to love those Y-fronts! (and Lego-based censorship)

My beloved Sgt Pepper mill

I love this – almost Eddie circa: Somewhere In Time.

You’ve got a friend in me (da da da da daa)

Still life, with tissues

Destined to cause a bit of a stir on Antiques Roadshow in 2031

Rural Virginia, yesterday

Easter cake, made by me.

Priest … Live !!! (maybe)

An iconic image for our times, and some Beatles.

My work on this earth is done. I shall now ascend.

Wife, daughter and dog

Possibly a metaphor type thing

You look so super

Poison Ivy channelling her inner Norma Desmond

Some famous clock thing

It really was that blue waiting for them

Not photo-shopped – it’s balanced on a tray

I’m rather proud of this one

Daytime Pyro

The first picture I ever took for 1537

Much careful deliberation went into this drivel you’re about to read

The astonishing 3D effect you can achieve by ‘hatting’ Mr Hayes

Lego just don’t do suitable Hendrix hair; shame on them.

I like the way this one turned out.

Walking the dog this morning, I haven’t messed about with the colours at all – I love that winter light!

Every time you listen to Poison Idea you make a pixie cry

Time for our William Tell act

I like this one

Really arty photo, to show off my mad camera skillz and sensitivite, creative nature (chicks love that)

Gotta dig that Tuscan geometry. San Gimignano.

My friend Paul had a boom box just like this – I was so jealous.

Roll Up !!

Moss!! Moss!!

Anyone up for a nice country walk?

Grim urban reality#1: Packs of rabid feral dogs

Text from ‘The Priest … in all its ambiguity

All kneel and worship!

This may be the single greatest thing I have ever done in my life.

Thom Yorke takes part in a 1537 advertising campaign

She’s got …

I like the way this one turned out

I love how this one turned out!

The psychedelic trellis outside Mendips, probably responsible for inspiring all that stuff about submarines and walruses

I’m quite proud of this one

It’s mine, all mine

It doesn’t get any better than this!

I’m very proud of this one

Hmm, a black disc with white circles … interesting

…and the last thing I heard was a muttered word …

Don’t cry Billy.

The Lego thrash metal minifigures are really starting to pay off for me now

With this first commission under my belt, I can see a whole new career opening up for me …

Replicas vs. Replicants

Mmm, conceptual

All for £2.50

Click to read properly

An attempt at fluffification of ‘Why D’ya Do it’ – a genuine imageof an alternative cover taken from the Antilles vaults

I can now die happy, my work is done. (Even my son was impressed by this).

The mute that sang the siren’s what?!

Nature’s nice and stuff, but it’s no 1200 word review of an obscure hardcore LP, is it?

Useful to know where they keep it

Click to read properly, without straining your eyes.

Rush Hour

I’m inordinately proud of this one

Christmas lights seem to have turned the fireplace in my front room into a terrifying pagan altar – maybe that’s the true meaning of Christmas?

Owls? I’ll give you F*^&#”G owls!!

Sign of the times, mess with your mind

Don’t give me no lines and feed the panda yourself …

Hilarious visual joke, ahoy!

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More Than Zero

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Trees Are Good, Trees Are Good!

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Trees Are Good, Trees Are Good!

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I Wander’d Lonely As A Kamel

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I Wander’d Lonely As A Kamel

Socially unfulfilled dromedarys? it must be in the 1537. Continue reading I Wander’d Lonely As A Kamel

Now Honey Please (Now Honey Please)

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Now Honey Please (Now Honey Please)

Now honey please (now honey please) Now honey please (now honey please) Now honey please (now honey please) Now honey … Continue reading Now Honey Please (Now Honey Please)

No Dice Honey, I’m Livin’ On The Astral Plane

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No Dice Honey, I’m Livin’ On The Astral Plane

It’s the dawn of the day and I’m crashed and I’m smashed As it is I’m feelin’ like my chips … Continue reading No Dice Honey, I’m Livin’ On The Astral Plane

The Basement Traipse

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The Basement Traipse

Gorgon-solar, anyone? here is the self-proclaimed ‘cosmic rock’ of Medusa: 150 gram vinyl slab of infinite blackness? Psychedelic sorcerer mind … Continue reading The Basement Traipse

Uncle Sam: Heaven or Hollywood (Reissue)

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Uncle Sam: Heaven or Hollywood (Reissue)

So, where to start? Okay, meet my new friend, the gorgeously packaged 2015 reissue of Uncle Sam Heaven Or Hollywood CD. … Continue reading Uncle Sam: Heaven or Hollywood (Reissue)