Wife, daughter and dog

Rush Hour

Still life, with tissues

Mmm, conceptual

She’s got …

Owls? I’ll give you F*^&#”G owls!!

It’s mine, all mine

The first picture I ever took for 1537

Anyone up for a nice country walk?

I like the way this one turned out

Click to read properly, without straining your eyes.

Grim urban reality#1: Packs of rabid feral dogs

The Lego thrash metal minifigures are really starting to pay off for me now

Sign of the times, mess with your mind

I love how this one turned out!

You look so super

Daytime Pyro

Gotta dig that Tuscan geometry. San Gimignano.

My work on this earth is done. I shall now ascend.

Some famous clock thing

Destined to cause a bit of a stir on Antiques Roadshow in 2031

All for £2.50

All kneel and worship!

Poison Ivy channelling her inner Norma Desmond

An iconic image for our times, and some Beatles.

I like the way this one turned out.

Click to read properly

I’m quite proud of this one

You have to love those Y-fronts! (and Lego-based censorship)

I can now die happy, my work is done. (Even my son was impressed by this).

Hmm, a black disc with white circles … interesting

Not photo-shopped – it’s balanced on a tray

Replicas vs. Replicants

The astonishing 3D effect you can achieve by ‘hatting’ Mr Hayes

My friend Paul had a boom box just like this – I was so jealous.

Time for our William Tell act

It doesn’t get any better than this!

Every time you listen to Poison Idea you make a pixie cry

Possibly a metaphor type thing

Walking the dog this morning, I haven’t messed about with the colours at all – I love that winter light!

So shiny and difficult to photograph, i took matters into my own hands and made my own – using my awesome creative skillz! I have to say that is the best drawing I have ever done of John Wetton.

Nature’s nice and stuff, but it’s no 1200 word review of an obscure hardcore LP, is it?

Much careful deliberation went into this drivel you’re about to read

Don’t give me no lines and feed the panda yourself …

It really was that blue waiting for them

The psychedelic trellis outside Mendips, probably responsible for inspiring all that stuff about submarines and walruses

Saturday night chez-1537

Thom Yorke takes part in a 1537 advertising campaign

My beloved Sgt Pepper mill

Lego just don’t do suitable Hendrix hair; shame on them.

Moss!! Moss!!

…and the last thing I heard was a muttered word …

I’m inordinately proud of this one

I’m very proud of this one

Hilarious visual joke, ahoy!

Easter cake, made by me.

Don’t cry Billy.

Really arty photo, to show off my mad camera skillz and sensitivite, creative nature (chicks love that)

Useful to know where they keep it

You’ve got a friend in me (da da da da daa)

With this first commission under my belt, I can see a whole new career opening up for me …

Text from ‘The Priest … in all its ambiguity

I love this – almost Eddie circa: Somewhere In Time.

The mute that sang the siren’s what?!

Priest … Live !!! (maybe)

I like this one

Roll Up !!

Christmas lights seem to have turned the fireplace in my front room into a terrifying pagan altar – maybe that’s the true meaning of Christmas?

I’m rather proud of this one

An attempt at fluffification of ‘Why D’ya Do it’ – a genuine imageof an alternative cover taken from the Antilles vaults

Rural Virginia, yesterday

This may be the single greatest thing I have ever done in my life.

Uncle Sam: Heaven or Hollywood (Reissue)

Hard Rock, Music, Obsessive behaviour, Record collecting, Uncle Sam

Uncle Sam: Heaven or Hollywood (Reissue)

So, where to start? Okay, meet my new friend, the gorgeously packaged 2015 reissue of Uncle Sam Heaven Or Hollywood CD. … Continue reading Uncle Sam: Heaven or Hollywood (Reissue)

Thank You Larry

Hard Rock, Obsessive behaviour, Uncle Sam

Thank You Larry

A good thing happened to me this week which has been several weeks in the making. Back in July, as … Continue reading Thank You Larry

Alice D. Alice C.

Hard Rock, Uncle Sam, Vinyl

Alice D. Alice C.

Warning: Contains nudity / semi-nudity So here I am again back by popular demand to round off the rest of … Continue reading Alice D. Alice C.

Hard Rock, Obsessive behaviour, Uncle Sam

Sam Scraps

As part of my ongoing quest to resurrect the reputation of Rochester’s finest, I thought you may be marginally interested … Continue reading Sam Scraps

I Lost More Friends Than You’ll Ever have

Hard Rock, Obsessive behaviour, Record collecting, Uncle Sam

I Lost More Friends Than You’ll Ever have

My view is that there aren’t as many lost gems and hidden greats in hard rock / heavy metal than … Continue reading I Lost More Friends Than You’ll Ever have