I like the way this one turned out

Grim urban reality#1: Packs of rabid feral dogs

Rush Hour

I can now die happy, my work is done. (Even my son was impressed by this).

Text from ‘The Priest … in all its ambiguity

The astonishing 3D effect you can achieve by ‘hatting’ Mr Hayes

Moss!! Moss!!

Wife, daughter and dog

Don’t give me no lines and feed the panda yourself …

Time for our William Tell act

Owls? I’ll give you F*^&#”G owls!!

Useful to know where they keep it

Nature’s nice and stuff, but it’s no 1200 word review of an obscure hardcore LP, is it?

I’m inordinately proud of this one

Much careful deliberation went into this drivel you’re about to read

The Lego thrash metal minifigures are really starting to pay off for me now

Don’t cry Billy.

…and the last thing I heard was a muttered word …

My beloved Sgt Pepper mill

I like the way this one turned out.

Some famous clock thing

An iconic image for our times, and some Beatles.

You’ve got a friend in me (da da da da daa)

Hmm, a black disc with white circles … interesting

Sign of the times, mess with your mind

This may be the single greatest thing I have ever done in my life.

My friend Paul had a boom box just like this – I was so jealous.

The first picture I ever took for 1537

Possibly a metaphor type thing

Saturday night chez-1537

I’m rather proud of this one

Gotta dig that Tuscan geometry. San Gimignano.

Daytime Pyro

Replicas vs. Replicants

I love this – almost Eddie circa: Somewhere In Time.

An attempt at fluffification of ‘Why D’ya Do it’ – a genuine imageof an alternative cover taken from the Antilles vaults

Easter cake, made by me.

I’m quite proud of this one

Not photo-shopped – it’s balanced on a tray

Hilarious visual joke, ahoy!

The mute that sang the siren’s what?!

My work on this earth is done. I shall now ascend.

It really was that blue waiting for them

Rural Virginia, yesterday

You look so super

Walking the dog this morning, I haven’t messed about with the colours at all – I love that winter light!

Priest … Live !!! (maybe)

All for £2.50

Every time you listen to Poison Idea you make a pixie cry

So shiny and difficult to photograph, i took matters into my own hands and made my own – using my awesome creative skillz! I have to say that is the best drawing I have ever done of John Wetton.

Mmm, conceptual

The psychedelic trellis outside Mendips, probably responsible for inspiring all that stuff about submarines and walruses

Thom Yorke takes part in a 1537 advertising campaign

I’m very proud of this one

Destined to cause a bit of a stir on Antiques Roadshow in 2031

I like this one

All kneel and worship!

It doesn’t get any better than this!

Poison Ivy channelling her inner Norma Desmond

Click to read properly, without straining your eyes.

Really arty photo, to show off my mad camera skillz and sensitivite, creative nature (chicks love that)

Anyone up for a nice country walk?

Still life, with tissues

You have to love those Y-fronts! (and Lego-based censorship)

She’s got …

With this first commission under my belt, I can see a whole new career opening up for me …

I love how this one turned out!

Roll Up !!

It’s mine, all mine

Click to read properly

Lego just don’t do suitable Hendrix hair; shame on them.

Christmas lights seem to have turned the fireplace in my front room into a terrifying pagan altar – maybe that’s the true meaning of Christmas?

Uncle Sam: Heaven or Hollywood (Reissue)

Hard Rock, Music, Obsessive behaviour, Record collecting, Uncle Sam

Uncle Sam: Heaven or Hollywood (Reissue)

So, where to start? Okay, meet my new friend, the gorgeously packaged 2015 reissue of Uncle Sam Heaven Or Hollywood CD. … Continue reading Uncle Sam: Heaven or Hollywood (Reissue)

Thank You Larry

Hard Rock, Obsessive behaviour, Uncle Sam

Thank You Larry

A good thing happened to me this week which has been several weeks in the making. Back in July, as … Continue reading Thank You Larry

Alice D. Alice C.

Hard Rock, Uncle Sam, Vinyl

Alice D. Alice C.

Warning: Contains nudity / semi-nudity So here I am again back by popular demand to round off the rest of … Continue reading Alice D. Alice C.

Hard Rock, Obsessive behaviour, Uncle Sam

Sam Scraps

As part of my ongoing quest to resurrect the reputation of Rochester’s finest, I thought you may be marginally interested … Continue reading Sam Scraps

I Lost More Friends Than You’ll Ever have

Hard Rock, Obsessive behaviour, Record collecting, Uncle Sam

I Lost More Friends Than You’ll Ever have

My view is that there aren’t as many lost gems and hidden greats in hard rock / heavy metal than … Continue reading I Lost More Friends Than You’ll Ever have