Destined to cause a bit of a stir on Antiques Roadshow in 2031

Christmas lights seem to have turned the fireplace in my front room into a terrifying pagan altar – maybe that’s the true meaning of Christmas?

Some famous clock thing

I’m rather proud of this one

All kneel and worship!

Walking the dog this morning, I haven’t messed about with the colours at all – I love that winter light!

The mute that sang the siren’s what?!

Gotta dig that Tuscan geometry. San Gimignano.

You look so super

With this first commission under my belt, I can see a whole new career opening up for me …

I like this one

The astonishing 3D effect you can achieve by ‘hatting’ Mr Hayes

I can now die happy, my work is done. (Even my son was impressed by this).

Easter cake, made by me.

Poison Ivy channelling her inner Norma Desmond

Rural Virginia, yesterday

Saturday night chez-1537

I love this – almost Eddie circa: Somewhere In Time.

I love how this one turned out!

Text from ‘The Priest … in all its ambiguity

Every time you listen to Poison Idea you make a pixie cry

She’s got …

An attempt at fluffification of ‘Why D’ya Do it’ – a genuine imageof an alternative cover taken from the Antilles vaults

It really was that blue waiting for them

Replicas vs. Replicants

I’m quite proud of this one

Not photo-shopped – it’s balanced on a tray

You’ve got a friend in me (da da da da daa)

Grim urban reality#1: Packs of rabid feral dogs

Rush Hour

I’m inordinately proud of this one

…and the last thing I heard was a muttered word …

Hmm, a black disc with white circles … interesting

Much careful deliberation went into this drivel you’re about to read

My beloved Sgt Pepper mill

Roll Up !!

Don’t give me no lines and feed the panda yourself …

I’m very proud of this one

Don’t cry Billy.

Owls? I’ll give you F*^&#”G owls!!

Anyone up for a nice country walk?

Daytime Pyro

All for £2.50

I like the way this one turned out

The Lego thrash metal minifigures are really starting to pay off for me now

Sign of the times, mess with your mind

Useful to know where they keep it

It doesn’t get any better than this!

My friend Paul had a boom box just like this – I was so jealous.

Lego just don’t do suitable Hendrix hair; shame on them.

Still life, with tissues

An iconic image for our times, and some Beatles.

Click to read properly, without straining your eyes.

Nature’s nice and stuff, but it’s no 1200 word review of an obscure hardcore LP, is it?

My work on this earth is done. I shall now ascend.

I like the way this one turned out.

Wife, daughter and dog

Thom Yorke takes part in a 1537 advertising campaign

The psychedelic trellis outside Mendips, probably responsible for inspiring all that stuff about submarines and walruses

You have to love those Y-fronts! (and Lego-based censorship)

Possibly a metaphor type thing

So shiny and difficult to photograph, i took matters into my own hands and made my own – using my awesome creative skillz! I have to say that is the best drawing I have ever done of John Wetton.

Priest … Live !!! (maybe)

It’s mine, all mine

Hilarious visual joke, ahoy!

The first picture I ever took for 1537

Really arty photo, to show off my mad camera skillz and sensitivite, creative nature (chicks love that)

Click to read properly

This may be the single greatest thing I have ever done in my life.

Moss!! Moss!!

Time for our William Tell act

Mmm, conceptual

Uncle Sam: Heaven or Hollywood (Reissue)

Hard Rock, Music, Obsessive behaviour, Record collecting, Uncle Sam

Uncle Sam: Heaven or Hollywood (Reissue)

So, where to start? Okay, meet my new friend, the gorgeously packaged 2015 reissue of Uncle Sam Heaven Or Hollywood CD. … Continue reading Uncle Sam: Heaven or Hollywood (Reissue)

Thank You Larry

Hard Rock, Obsessive behaviour, Uncle Sam

Thank You Larry

A good thing happened to me this week which has been several weeks in the making. Back in July, as … Continue reading Thank You Larry

Alice D. Alice C.

Hard Rock, Uncle Sam, Vinyl

Alice D. Alice C.

Warning: Contains nudity / semi-nudity So here I am again back by popular demand to round off the rest of … Continue reading Alice D. Alice C.

Hard Rock, Obsessive behaviour, Uncle Sam

Sam Scraps

As part of my ongoing quest to resurrect the reputation of Rochester’s finest, I thought you may be marginally interested … Continue reading Sam Scraps

I Lost More Friends Than You’ll Ever have

Hard Rock, Obsessive behaviour, Record collecting, Uncle Sam

I Lost More Friends Than You’ll Ever have

My view is that there aren’t as many lost gems and hidden greats in hard rock / heavy metal than … Continue reading I Lost More Friends Than You’ll Ever have