Not photo-shopped – it’s balanced on a tray

My beloved Sgt Pepper mill

Every time you listen to Poison Idea you make a pixie cry

All kneel and worship!

Destined to cause a bit of a stir on Antiques Roadshow in 2031

Possibly a metaphor type thing

I like the way this one turned out

Lego just don’t do suitable Hendrix hair; shame on them.

I love this – almost Eddie circa: Somewhere In Time.

My work on this earth is done. I shall now ascend.

The first picture I ever took for 1537

I’m rather proud of this one

I’m inordinately proud of this one

Christmas lights seem to have turned the fireplace in my front room into a terrifying pagan altar – maybe that’s the true meaning of Christmas?

So shiny and difficult to photograph, i took matters into my own hands and made my own – using my awesome creative skillz! I have to say that is the best drawing I have ever done of John Wetton.

Rural Virginia, yesterday

Hilarious visual joke, ahoy!

Hmm, a black disc with white circles … interesting

She’s got …

I like this one

Roll Up !!

…and the last thing I heard was a muttered word …

Anyone up for a nice country walk?

Useful to know where they keep it

The astonishing 3D effect you can achieve by ‘hatting’ Mr Hayes

Still life, with tissues

Wife, daughter and dog

Poison Ivy channelling her inner Norma Desmond

It really was that blue waiting for them

You’ve got a friend in me (da da da da daa)

Owls? I’ll give you F*^&#”G owls!!

You look so super

Sign of the times, mess with your mind

I’m very proud of this one

Don’t give me no lines and feed the panda yourself …

I like the way this one turned out.

The mute that sang the siren’s what?!

Easter cake, made by me.

Replicas vs. Replicants

An iconic image for our times, and some Beatles.

Click to read properly, without straining your eyes.

Rush Hour

I love how this one turned out!

Saturday night chez-1537

Don’t cry Billy.

Really arty photo, to show off my mad camera skillz and sensitivite, creative nature (chicks love that)

Much careful deliberation went into this drivel you’re about to read

Moss!! Moss!!

An attempt at fluffification of ‘Why D’ya Do it’ – a genuine imageof an alternative cover taken from the Antilles vaults

Gotta dig that Tuscan geometry. San Gimignano.

Grim urban reality#1: Packs of rabid feral dogs

I’m quite proud of this one

The Lego thrash metal minifigures are really starting to pay off for me now

Text from ‘The Priest … in all its ambiguity

Click to read properly

This may be the single greatest thing I have ever done in my life.

Priest … Live !!! (maybe)

You have to love those Y-fronts! (and Lego-based censorship)

The psychedelic trellis outside Mendips, probably responsible for inspiring all that stuff about submarines and walruses

Some famous clock thing

It’s mine, all mine

With this first commission under my belt, I can see a whole new career opening up for me …

My friend Paul had a boom box just like this – I was so jealous.

Walking the dog this morning, I haven’t messed about with the colours at all – I love that winter light!

I can now die happy, my work is done. (Even my son was impressed by this).

Daytime Pyro

All for £2.50

Thom Yorke takes part in a 1537 advertising campaign

It doesn’t get any better than this!

Nature’s nice and stuff, but it’s no 1200 word review of an obscure hardcore LP, is it?

Mmm, conceptual

Time for our William Tell act

Culture, Jon Spencer Blues Explosion, Music

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