You have won all my money and my brand new Stetson hat … oops Continue reading Hat-Related Double Homicide
In which our young hero learns about Ärsche Continue reading Silent Night, Gelignite
Moustache envy is a terrible thing Continue reading Applause: Audience
Avast, ye hearties! Continue reading No Frills Thrills
Jim Steinman R.I.P Continue reading Little Richard Wagner
Get ready, stand steady, I’m gonna shoot you full of Rock ‘n Roll Continue reading Great Seal Of The United States
What’s a boy have to do to rebel around here?! Continue reading Tell Me What You’ve Got To Look So Pleased About!
In which our young hero gets taken to Valhalla and back by a great LP. Continue reading In Every Bar There Was A Super Star With A Seven Year Itch
In which our young hero ponders the ineffable essence of the ocean. Continue reading Beached Buoy
More strangeness, than quarks and charm. Continue reading You Shouldn’t Do That
What noise do ducks make? almost. Continue reading Quark Quark!
Dig that funky Spectra Physics 164 Argon Laser, space boy. Continue reading Drive On Boogie Boy Get Across The Sky
Monday, sad, sad Monday / She’s waiting for me / But I’m a long, long way from home. Continue reading Monday Sad, Sad Monday
A learned treatise on the necessity of employing a luxuriantly moustachioed drummer. Continue reading I Lost It All In The Popcorn Box!
In which our young hero catches a rise. Continue reading Oooooo Yeah, Ooh Yeah
A learned treatise on my favourite Dostoyevsky novel. With added Iggy. Continue reading All Aboard For Funtime
It’s the dawn of the day and I’m crashed and I’m smashed As it is I’m feelin’ like my chips … Continue reading No Dice Honey, I’m Livin’ On The Astral Plane
We’ve all been there, sitting on the bus minding our own business when we’re struck with a vision of the … Continue reading Bus Ride To Armageddon
Tell you what, they don’t make LPs like this anymore; John Otway & Wild Willy Barrett. Released during the fervent … Continue reading Whimsy & Chips
See a black Eldorado Oh, rolling along down below my window That black girl in the back looks pretty good … Continue reading Jesus This Is Iggy