Some famous clock thing

You look so super

Useful to know where they keep it

She’s got …

The mute that sang the siren’s what?!

I’m quite proud of this one

I like the way this one turned out

I’m inordinately proud of this one

All for £2.50

Text from ‘The Priest … in all its ambiguity

Really arty photo, to show off my mad camera skillz and sensitivite, creative nature (chicks love that)

Destined to cause a bit of a stir on Antiques Roadshow in 2031

Easter cake, made by me.

It really was that blue waiting for them

Mmm, conceptual

Possibly a metaphor type thing

Rural Virginia, yesterday

Hilarious visual joke, ahoy!

Time for our William Tell act

Click to read properly, without straining your eyes.

Much careful deliberation went into this drivel you’re about to read

An attempt at fluffification of ‘Why D’ya Do it’ – a genuine imageof an alternative cover taken from the Antilles vaults

I like this one

Click to read properly

The psychedelic trellis outside Mendips, probably responsible for inspiring all that stuff about submarines and walruses

You’ve got a friend in me (da da da da daa)

Still life, with tissues

With this first commission under my belt, I can see a whole new career opening up for me …

All kneel and worship!

I like the way this one turned out.

Replicas vs. Replicants

Rush Hour

Don’t give me no lines and feed the panda yourself …

Roll Up !!

Grim urban reality#1: Packs of rabid feral dogs

So shiny and difficult to photograph, i took matters into my own hands and made my own – using my awesome creative skillz! I have to say that is the best drawing I have ever done of John Wetton.

Moss!! Moss!!

Thom Yorke takes part in a 1537 advertising campaign

Not photo-shopped – it’s balanced on a tray

Lego just don’t do suitable Hendrix hair; shame on them.

The Lego thrash metal minifigures are really starting to pay off for me now

This may be the single greatest thing I have ever done in my life.

Poison Ivy channelling her inner Norma Desmond

Gotta dig that Tuscan geometry. San Gimignano.

Walking the dog this morning, I haven’t messed about with the colours at all – I love that winter light!

Wife, daughter and dog

Every time you listen to Poison Idea you make a pixie cry

…and the last thing I heard was a muttered word …

Don’t cry Billy.

My work on this earth is done. I shall now ascend.

I’m rather proud of this one

My beloved Sgt Pepper mill

It doesn’t get any better than this!

Owls? I’ll give you F*^&#”G owls!!

Christmas lights seem to have turned the fireplace in my front room into a terrifying pagan altar – maybe that’s the true meaning of Christmas?

I can now die happy, my work is done. (Even my son was impressed by this).

You have to love those Y-fronts! (and Lego-based censorship)

Priest … Live !!! (maybe)

The astonishing 3D effect you can achieve by ‘hatting’ Mr Hayes

I’m very proud of this one

Anyone up for a nice country walk?

My friend Paul had a boom box just like this – I was so jealous.

The first picture I ever took for 1537

Daytime Pyro

An iconic image for our times, and some Beatles.

It’s mine, all mine

Sign of the times, mess with your mind

I love how this one turned out!

Saturday night chez-1537

I love this – almost Eddie circa: Somewhere In Time.

Hmm, a black disc with white circles … interesting

Nature’s nice and stuff, but it’s no 1200 word review of an obscure hardcore LP, is it?

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