You have to love those Y-fronts! (and Lego-based censorship)

Some famous clock thing

You’ve got a friend in me (da da da da daa)

Easter cake, made by me.

Every time you listen to Poison Idea you make a pixie cry

Useful to know where they keep it

I’m inordinately proud of this one

Grim urban reality#1: Packs of rabid feral dogs

I’m rather proud of this one

An iconic image for our times, and some Beatles.

I love this – almost Eddie circa: Somewhere In Time.

Don’t give me no lines and feed the panda yourself …

Anyone up for a nice country walk?

Possibly a metaphor type thing

With this first commission under my belt, I can see a whole new career opening up for me …

Click to read properly

…and the last thing I heard was a muttered word …

I’m quite proud of this one

Sign of the times, mess with your mind

Time for our William Tell act

It doesn’t get any better than this!

Not photo-shopped – it’s balanced on a tray

The psychedelic trellis outside Mendips, probably responsible for inspiring all that stuff about submarines and walruses

Gotta dig that Tuscan geometry. San Gimignano.

Rush Hour

It’s mine, all mine

Roll Up !!

Saturday night chez-1537

My beloved Sgt Pepper mill

Priest … Live !!! (maybe)

Poison Ivy channelling her inner Norma Desmond

Daytime Pyro

My work on this earth is done. I shall now ascend.

I love how this one turned out!

The Lego thrash metal minifigures are really starting to pay off for me now

All for £2.50

Replicas vs. Replicants

So shiny and difficult to photograph, i took matters into my own hands and made my own – using my awesome creative skillz! I have to say that is the best drawing I have ever done of John Wetton.

I like the way this one turned out.

Nature’s nice and stuff, but it’s no 1200 word review of an obscure hardcore LP, is it?

Destined to cause a bit of a stir on Antiques Roadshow in 2031

The mute that sang the siren’s what?!

Walking the dog this morning, I haven’t messed about with the colours at all – I love that winter light!

Hmm, a black disc with white circles … interesting

Click to read properly, without straining your eyes.

Moss!! Moss!!

Still life, with tissues

This may be the single greatest thing I have ever done in my life.

Mmm, conceptual

All kneel and worship!

Wife, daughter and dog

Christmas lights seem to have turned the fireplace in my front room into a terrifying pagan altar – maybe that’s the true meaning of Christmas?

Rural Virginia, yesterday

I like the way this one turned out

Hilarious visual joke, ahoy!

Really arty photo, to show off my mad camera skillz and sensitivite, creative nature (chicks love that)

Owls? I’ll give you F*^&#”G owls!!

I’m very proud of this one

Lego just don’t do suitable Hendrix hair; shame on them.

She’s got …

I can now die happy, my work is done. (Even my son was impressed by this).

I like this one

An attempt at fluffification of ‘Why D’ya Do it’ – a genuine imageof an alternative cover taken from the Antilles vaults

It really was that blue waiting for them

The first picture I ever took for 1537

Much careful deliberation went into this drivel you’re about to read

You look so super

My friend Paul had a boom box just like this – I was so jealous.

The astonishing 3D effect you can achieve by ‘hatting’ Mr Hayes

Thom Yorke takes part in a 1537 advertising campaign

Don’t cry Billy.

Text from ‘The Priest … in all its ambiguity

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