Lego just don’t do suitable Hendrix hair; shame on them.

The Lego thrash metal minifigures are really starting to pay off for me now

I’m inordinately proud of this one

I love how this one turned out!

Rural Virginia, yesterday

She’s got …

I’m quite proud of this one

Owls? I’ll give you F*^&#”G owls!!

World Cup fever grips the 1537 household

The mute that sang the siren’s what?!

Anyone up for a nice country walk?

I’m rather proud of this one

I can now die happy, my work is done. (Even my son was impressed by this).

Really arty photo, to show off my mad camera skillz and sensitivite, creative nature (chicks love that)

Grim urban reality#1: Packs of rabid feral dogs

I like the way this one turned out

Moss!! Moss!!

Daytime Pyro

Time for our William Tell act

The first picture I ever took for 1537

Thom Yorke takes part in a 1537 advertising campaign

Click to read properly

You look so super

Don’t cry Billy.

Rush Hour

Possibly a metaphor type thing

Gotta dig that Tuscan geometry. San Gimignano.

You have to love those Y-fronts! (and Lego-based censorship)

I like this one

It really was that blue waiting for them

An iconic image for our times, and some Beatles.

Easter cake, made by me.

Hilarious visual joke, ahoy!

Destined to cause a bit of a stir on Antiques Roadshow in 2031

I love this – almost Eddie circa: Somewhere In Time.

My work on this earth is done. I shall now ascend.

Replicas vs. Replicants

I’m very proud of this one

So shiny and difficult to photograph, i took matters into my own hands and made my own – using my awesome creative skillz! I have to say that is the best drawing I have ever done of John Wetton.

Much careful deliberation went into this drivel you’re about to read

Sign of the times, mess with your mind

Poison Ivy channelling her inner Norma Desmond

All for £2.50

Text from ‘The Priest … in all its ambiguity

…and the last thing I heard was a muttered word …

Hmm, a black disc with white circles … interesting

Wife, daughter and dog

With this first commission under my belt, I can see a whole new career opening up for me …

Click to read properly, without straining your eyes.

Priest … Live !!! (maybe)

It’s mine, all mine

Christmas lights seem to have turned the fireplace in my front room into a terrifying pagan altar – maybe that’s the true meaning of Christmas?

It doesn’t get any better than this!

Mmm, conceptual

My friend Paul had a boom box just like this – I was so jealous.

Roll Up !!

Saturday night chez-1537

You’ve got a friend in me (da da da da daa)

Useful to know where they keep it

Some famous clock thing

Walking the dog this morning, I haven’t messed about with the colours at all – I love that winter light!

The astonishing 3D effect you can achieve by ‘hatting’ Mr Hayes

The psychedelic trellis outside Mendips, probably responsible for inspiring all that stuff about submarines and walruses

Not photo-shopped – it’s balanced on a tray

This may be the single greatest thing I have ever done in my life.

My beloved Sgt Pepper mill

An attempt at fluffification of ‘Why D’ya Do it’ – a genuine imageof an alternative cover taken from the Antilles vaults

Every time you listen to Poison Idea you make a pixie cry

Still life, with tissues

Nature’s nice and stuff, but it’s no 1200 word review of an obscure hardcore LP, is it?

I like the way this one turned out.

Le Jazz Gratuit

Archie Shepp, Culture, Jazz, Music, Obsessive behaviour, Record collecting, Vinyl

Le Jazz Gratuit

Free Jazz: Headache, or Headcleaner? Continue reading Le Jazz Gratuit

Dollar Brand, Manic Street Preachers, Music, Obsessive behaviour, Record collecting, Rock, Self-indulgent nonsense, Vinyl

It’s So Easy

Ya get nothin’ for nothin’ If that’s what ya do So there I was yesterday in Birkenhead with 20 minutes to … Continue reading It’s So Easy

Best Jazz Composition Of More Than Five Minutes Duration, 1960

Jazz, Miles Davis, Record collecting, Vinyl

Best Jazz Composition Of More Than Five Minutes Duration, 1960

Ahh, the effortless poetry of Grammy categories … anyway, as all you happenin’ hepcats and hepkitties know the winner that … Continue reading Best Jazz Composition Of More Than Five Minutes Duration, 1960

Awful Pygmy Music

Herbie Hancock, Record collecting

Awful Pygmy Music

The scene: My front room (lots of LPs, lots of cushions) Dramatis personae: Mr & Mrs 1537, to say nothing … Continue reading Awful Pygmy Music

Be-Bop, Jazz, Miles Davis

Hard Bop

I own quite a bit of jazz although I know very little about it really. I mean I can bluff my … Continue reading Hard Bop