The psychedelic trellis outside Mendips, probably responsible for inspiring all that stuff about submarines and walruses

You have to love those Y-fronts! (and Lego-based censorship)

Click to read properly

It doesn’t get any better than this!

Don’t cry Billy.

Nature’s nice and stuff, but it’s no 1200 word review of an obscure hardcore LP, is it?

Thom Yorke takes part in a 1537 advertising campaign

Destined to cause a bit of a stir on Antiques Roadshow in 2031

Rush Hour

With this first commission under my belt, I can see a whole new career opening up for me …

I’m inordinately proud of this one

I’m very proud of this one

My work on this earth is done. I shall now ascend.

Some famous clock thing

Anyone up for a nice country walk?

Not photo-shopped – it’s balanced on a tray

I love this – almost Eddie circa: Somewhere In Time.

Every time you listen to Poison Idea you make a pixie cry

I love how this one turned out!

You look so super

So shiny and difficult to photograph, i took matters into my own hands and made my own – using my awesome creative skillz! I have to say that is the best drawing I have ever done of John Wetton.

I like this one

You’ve got a friend in me (da da da da daa)

Walking the dog this morning, I haven’t messed about with the colours at all – I love that winter light!

Hilarious visual joke, ahoy!

The Lego thrash metal minifigures are really starting to pay off for me now

Gotta dig that Tuscan geometry. San Gimignano.

Poison Ivy channelling her inner Norma Desmond

Owls? I’ll give you F*^&#”G owls!!

Sign of the times, mess with your mind

She’s got …

Don’t give me no lines and feed the panda yourself …

Lego just don’t do suitable Hendrix hair; shame on them.

Useful to know where they keep it

My beloved Sgt Pepper mill

I’m rather proud of this one

Moss!! Moss!!

The astonishing 3D effect you can achieve by ‘hatting’ Mr Hayes

Possibly a metaphor type thing

All kneel and worship!

This may be the single greatest thing I have ever done in my life.

Easter cake, made by me.

My friend Paul had a boom box just like this – I was so jealous.

Daytime Pyro

Wife, daughter and dog

It really was that blue waiting for them

Time for our William Tell act

I like the way this one turned out.

It’s mine, all mine

Mmm, conceptual

Saturday night chez-1537

An attempt at fluffification of ‘Why D’ya Do it’ – a genuine imageof an alternative cover taken from the Antilles vaults

Hmm, a black disc with white circles … interesting

Christmas lights seem to have turned the fireplace in my front room into a terrifying pagan altar – maybe that’s the true meaning of Christmas?

An iconic image for our times, and some Beatles.

Rural Virginia, yesterday

Grim urban reality#1: Packs of rabid feral dogs

The first picture I ever took for 1537

I like the way this one turned out

I’m quite proud of this one

Replicas vs. Replicants

The mute that sang the siren’s what?!

Priest … Live !!! (maybe)

All for £2.50

I can now die happy, my work is done. (Even my son was impressed by this).

Roll Up !!

Text from ‘The Priest … in all its ambiguity

Really arty photo, to show off my mad camera skillz and sensitivite, creative nature (chicks love that)

Click to read properly, without straining your eyes.

Much careful deliberation went into this drivel you’re about to read

Still life, with tissues

…and the last thing I heard was a muttered word …

Le Jazz Gratuit

Archie Shepp, Culture, Jazz, Music, Obsessive behaviour, Record collecting, Vinyl

Le Jazz Gratuit

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Best Jazz Composition Of More Than Five Minutes Duration, 1960

Jazz, Miles Davis, Record collecting, Vinyl

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Ahh, the effortless poetry of Grammy categories … anyway, as all you happenin’ hepcats and hepkitties know the winner that … Continue reading Best Jazz Composition Of More Than Five Minutes Duration, 1960

Awful Pygmy Music

Herbie Hancock, Record collecting

Awful Pygmy Music

The scene: My front room (lots of LPs, lots of cushions) Dramatis personae: Mr & Mrs 1537, to say nothing … Continue reading Awful Pygmy Music

Be-Bop, Jazz, Miles Davis

Hard Bop

I own quite a bit of jazz although I know very little about it really. I mean I can bluff my … Continue reading Hard Bop