You look so super

Grim urban reality#1: Packs of rabid feral dogs

I like the way this one turned out.

I like the way this one turned out

Much careful deliberation went into this drivel you’re about to read

Walking the dog this morning, I haven’t messed about with the colours at all – I love that winter light!

The mute that sang the siren’s what?!

With this first commission under my belt, I can see a whole new career opening up for me …

Priest … Live !!! (maybe)

Saturday night chez-1537

Owls? I’ll give you F*^&#”G owls!!

The psychedelic trellis outside Mendips, probably responsible for inspiring all that stuff about submarines and walruses

I love how this one turned out!

The Lego thrash metal minifigures are really starting to pay off for me now

Click to read properly, without straining your eyes.

Destined to cause a bit of a stir on Antiques Roadshow in 2031

Moss!! Moss!!

It really was that blue waiting for them

Thom Yorke takes part in a 1537 advertising campaign

Roll Up !!

Rural Virginia, yesterday

Wife, daughter and dog

Text from ‘The Priest … in all its ambiguity

Nice hair dudes !

Don’t cry Billy.

This may be the single greatest thing I have ever done in my life.

I’m very proud of this one

Love cities at night – spot Floyd LP cover reference, somewhere to the right of mon famille.

Paul’s bedroom

All kneel and worship!

I’m rather proud of this one

Some famous clock thing

I can now die happy, my work is done. (Even my son was impressed by this).

She’s got …

Time for our William Tell act

It doesn’t get any better than this!

Click to read properly

Sign of the times, mess with your mind

…and the last thing I heard was a muttered word …

My friend Paul had a boom box just like this – I was so jealous.

I like this one

Easter cake, made by me.

Useful to know where they keep it

An attempt at fluffification of ‘Why D’ya Do it’ – a genuine imageof an alternative cover taken from the Antilles vaults

Mmm, conceptual

I’m inordinately proud of this one

My work on this earth is done. I shall now ascend.

Fun Lovin Criminals Come Find Yourself 07

Lego just don’t do suitable Hendrix hair; shame on them.

Still life, with tissues

You’ve got a friend in me (da da da da daa)

It’s mine, all mine

I’m quite proud of this one

I love this – almost Eddie circa: Somewhere In Time.

Every time you listen to Poison Idea you make a pixie cry

Really arty photo, to show off my mad camera skillz and sensitivite, creative nature (chicks love that)

Anyone up for a nice country walk?

Nature’s nice and stuff, but it’s no 1200 word review of an obscure hardcore LP, is it?

The first picture I ever took for 1537

You have to love those Y-fronts! (and Lego-based censorship)

Daytime Pyro

My beloved Sgt Pepper mill

Poison Ivy channelling her inner Norma Desmond

Replicas vs. Replicants

The astonishing 3D effect you can achieve by ‘hatting’ Mr Hayes

Don’t give me no lines and feed the panda yourself …

Fun Lovin Criminals Come Find Yourself 09a

Hmm, a black disc with white circles … interesting

An iconic image for our times, and some Beatles.

All for £2.50

Rush Hour

Hilarious visual joke, ahoy!

Possibly a metaphor type thing

Not photo-shopped – it’s balanced on a tray

Herbie Hancock, Record collecting

Awful Pygmy Music

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