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Fun Lovin Criminals Come Find Yourself 07

Love cities at night – spot Floyd LP cover reference, somewhere to the right of mon famille.

She’s got …

Easter cake, made by me.

Text from ‘The Priest … in all its ambiguity

With this first commission under my belt, I can see a whole new career opening up for me …

Paul’s bedroom

Some famous clock thing

Lego just don’t do suitable Hendrix hair; shame on them.

This may be the single greatest thing I have ever done in my life.

An iconic image for our times, and some Beatles.

Nice hair dudes !

Hmm, a black disc with white circles … interesting

Wife, daughter and dog

An attempt at fluffification of ‘Why D’ya Do it’ – a genuine imageof an alternative cover taken from the Antilles vaults

My shed’s on fire with rock and roll!

Roll Up !!

You’ve got a friend in me (da da da da daa)

…and the last thing I heard was a muttered word …

Fun Lovin Criminals Come Find Yourself 09a

Daytime Pyro

The Lego thrash metal minifigures are really starting to pay off for me now

Thom Yorke takes part in a 1537 advertising campaign

Click to read properly

Poison Ivy channelling her inner Norma Desmond

Moss!! Moss!!

Priest … Live !!! (maybe)

Really arty photo, to show off my mad camera skillz and sensitivite, creative nature (chicks love that)

Owls? I’ll give you F*^&#”G owls!!

Anyone up for a nice country walk?

It’s mine, all mine

Grim urban reality#1: Packs of rabid feral dogs

My beloved Sgt Pepper mill

Don’t cry Billy.

Every time you listen to Poison Idea you make a pixie cry

Not photo-shopped – it’s balanced on a tray

My friend Paul had a boom box just like this – I was so jealous.

I can now die happy, my work is done. (Even my son was impressed by this).

I’m very proud of this one

Saturday night chez-1537

Much careful deliberation went into this drivel you’re about to read

Click to read properly, without straining your eyes.

Nature’s nice and stuff, but it’s no 1200 word review of an obscure hardcore LP, is it?

Jessica Curry Everybodys Gone To The Rapture 01

Possibly a metaphor type thing

You look so super

The mute that sang the siren’s what?!

All for £2.50

Still life, with tissues

I like this one

It doesn’t get any better than this!

Time for our William Tell act

I’m inordinately proud of this one

Hilarious visual joke, ahoy!

My work on this earth is done. I shall now ascend.

The astonishing 3D effect you can achieve by ‘hatting’ Mr Hayes

The psychedelic trellis outside Mendips, probably responsible for inspiring all that stuff about submarines and walruses

I’m rather proud of this one

Walking the dog this morning, I haven’t messed about with the colours at all – I love that winter light!

The first picture I ever took for 1537

Sign of the times, mess with your mind

All kneel and worship!

I like the way this one turned out

I’m quite proud of this one

I love how this one turned out!

Destined to cause a bit of a stir on Antiques Roadshow in 2031

Useful to know where they keep it

Mmm, conceptual

Note: Obligatory beard

I love this – almost Eddie circa: Somewhere In Time.

Replicas vs. Replicants

Rural Virginia, yesterday

Don’t give me no lines and feed the panda yourself …

I like the way this one turned out.

You have to love those Y-fronts! (and Lego-based censorship)

It really was that blue waiting for them

Herbie Hancock, Record collecting

Awful Pygmy Music

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