My work on this earth is done. I shall now ascend.

You’ve got a friend in me (da da da da daa)

Text from ‘The Priest … in all its ambiguity

Daytime Pyro

…and the last thing I heard was a muttered word …

Thom Yorke takes part in a 1537 advertising campaign

Poison Ivy channelling her inner Norma Desmond

Wife, daughter and dog

Walking the dog this morning, I haven’t messed about with the colours at all – I love that winter light!

Click to read properly

Hilarious visual joke, ahoy!

The psychedelic trellis outside Mendips, probably responsible for inspiring all that stuff about submarines and walruses

I like this one

Destined to cause a bit of a stir on Antiques Roadshow in 2031

I’m rather proud of this one

Priest … Live !!! (maybe)

Really arty photo, to show off my mad camera skillz and sensitivite, creative nature (chicks love that)

The Lego thrash metal minifigures are really starting to pay off for me now

My beloved Sgt Pepper mill

Lego just don’t do suitable Hendrix hair; shame on them.

I can now die happy, my work is done. (Even my son was impressed by this).

Roll Up !!

Not photo-shopped – it’s balanced on a tray

I love how this one turned out!

My friend Paul had a boom box just like this – I was so jealous.

All for £2.50

World Cup fever grips the 1537 household

Sign of the times, mess with your mind

Useful to know where they keep it

Nature’s nice and stuff, but it’s no 1200 word review of an obscure hardcore LP, is it?

The astonishing 3D effect you can achieve by ‘hatting’ Mr Hayes

Click to read properly, without straining your eyes.

Much careful deliberation went into this drivel you’re about to read

Every time you listen to Poison Idea you make a pixie cry

Gotta dig that Tuscan geometry. San Gimignano.

Rush Hour

With this first commission under my belt, I can see a whole new career opening up for me …

You look so super

Easter cake, made by me.

I love this – almost Eddie circa: Somewhere In Time.

You have to love those Y-fronts! (and Lego-based censorship)

An iconic image for our times, and some Beatles.

It doesn’t get any better than this!

The mute that sang the siren’s what?!

So shiny and difficult to photograph, i took matters into my own hands and made my own – using my awesome creative skillz! I have to say that is the best drawing I have ever done of John Wetton.

I’m inordinately proud of this one

It really was that blue waiting for them

I’m very proud of this one

Grim urban reality#1: Packs of rabid feral dogs

Time for our William Tell act

Still life, with tissues

She’s got …

Christmas lights seem to have turned the fireplace in my front room into a terrifying pagan altar – maybe that’s the true meaning of Christmas?

Saturday night chez-1537

Some famous clock thing

This may be the single greatest thing I have ever done in my life.

Mmm, conceptual

It’s mine, all mine

Moss!! Moss!!

Replicas vs. Replicants

I like the way this one turned out.

Possibly a metaphor type thing

Hmm, a black disc with white circles … interesting

I’m quite proud of this one

An attempt at fluffification of ‘Why D’ya Do it’ – a genuine imageof an alternative cover taken from the Antilles vaults

Rural Virginia, yesterday

I like the way this one turned out

Don’t cry Billy.

Anyone up for a nice country walk?

Owls? I’ll give you F*^&#”G owls!!

The first picture I ever took for 1537

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