With this first commission under my belt, I can see a whole new career opening up for me …

Hmm, a black disc with white circles … interesting

The mute that sang the siren’s what?!

It doesn’t get any better than this!

The astonishing 3D effect you can achieve by ‘hatting’ Mr Hayes

I can now die happy, my work is done. (Even my son was impressed by this).

All for £2.50

You look so super

You have to love those Y-fronts! (and Lego-based censorship)

Click to read properly, without straining your eyes.

You’ve got a friend in me (da da da da daa)

She’s got …

My work on this earth is done. I shall now ascend.

It really was that blue waiting for them

Walking the dog this morning, I haven’t messed about with the colours at all – I love that winter light!

Time for our William Tell act

The psychedelic trellis outside Mendips, probably responsible for inspiring all that stuff about submarines and walruses

Easter cake, made by me.

Hilarious visual joke, ahoy!

It’s mine, all mine

An iconic image for our times, and some Beatles.

All kneel and worship!

Destined to cause a bit of a stir on Antiques Roadshow in 2031

I like this one

Gotta dig that Tuscan geometry. San Gimignano.

Sign of the times, mess with your mind

I love this – almost Eddie circa: Somewhere In Time.

I like the way this one turned out

Replicas vs. Replicants

Owls? I’ll give you F*^&#”G owls!!

Saturday night chez-1537

I’m inordinately proud of this one

…and the last thing I heard was a muttered word …

I’m very proud of this one

Wife, daughter and dog

Much careful deliberation went into this drivel you’re about to read

Mmm, conceptual

Possibly a metaphor type thing

Poison Ivy channelling her inner Norma Desmond

Moss!! Moss!!

Anyone up for a nice country walk?

My beloved Sgt Pepper mill

Text from ‘The Priest … in all its ambiguity

Some famous clock thing

This may be the single greatest thing I have ever done in my life.

Useful to know where they keep it

Lego just don’t do suitable Hendrix hair; shame on them.

I’m quite proud of this one

Thom Yorke takes part in a 1537 advertising campaign

Click to read properly

Rural Virginia, yesterday

My friend Paul had a boom box just like this – I was so jealous.

I’m rather proud of this one

Don’t cry Billy.

Rush Hour

I love how this one turned out!

An attempt at fluffification of ‘Why D’ya Do it’ – a genuine imageof an alternative cover taken from the Antilles vaults

The Lego thrash metal minifigures are really starting to pay off for me now

Nature’s nice and stuff, but it’s no 1200 word review of an obscure hardcore LP, is it?

Daytime Pyro

The first picture I ever took for 1537

Roll Up !!

Grim urban reality#1: Packs of rabid feral dogs

Christmas lights seem to have turned the fireplace in my front room into a terrifying pagan altar – maybe that’s the true meaning of Christmas?

Every time you listen to Poison Idea you make a pixie cry

Really arty photo, to show off my mad camera skillz and sensitivite, creative nature (chicks love that)

Priest … Live !!! (maybe)

Not photo-shopped – it’s balanced on a tray

So shiny and difficult to photograph, i took matters into my own hands and made my own – using my awesome creative skillz! I have to say that is the best drawing I have ever done of John Wetton.

I like the way this one turned out.

Still life, with tissues

Don’t give me no lines and feed the panda yourself …

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