
Some Puerto Rican Girls Just Dying To Meet You
Bright pink, gaudy, disposable-looking – 1537 reporting for duty. Continue reading Some Puerto Rican Girls Just Dying To Meet You
Bright pink, gaudy, disposable-looking – 1537 reporting for duty. Continue reading Some Puerto Rican Girls Just Dying To Meet You
Welsh girls just wanna eat chips all night and other controversies. Continue reading When The Wig Comes Down
The tail of the comet is worth watching too. Continue reading What?! On the Piano?!
In which our young hero deals with regicide, a shed and the font of all knowledge. Continue reading 32 Point Gothic
In which our young hero ponders what the opposite of ergonomic is. Continue reading I Need A Drink, I Can’t Think, I Like The Kinks
Invention, naiveite, archness, euphoria, melancholy and all that existential bollocks. Love Bites. Continue reading Nostalgia For An Age Yet To Come
Spoiler Alert: our young hero writes about an LP he likes. Continue reading I Haven’t Fucked Much With The Past, But I’ve Fucked Plenty With The Future
The triumph of indomitable will in the face of horrific adversity, with added disco toms. Continue reading Casual Brutality, Adversity, Disco Toms
‘A headlong sugar rush into barely harnessed chaos’? sign me up! Continue reading Arrr-Tey-Fish-Ewwl
How could I not dig Judas Priest Stained Class, opening as it does with a great tune about me? Racing’ … Continue reading Les Binks (FR. n. Pl.)
Sooner or later You’re gonna listen to Ralph Nader With those lines in the first song on their debut LP … Continue reading The Pulsebeat
Jah Wobble Dreadlock Don’t Deal In Wedlock. Is this 12″ single the worst record I own? possibly, it’s definitely in … Continue reading Simply Excrement
Listen folks, I’m here to do you a favour – right here, right now. You wanna hear about a classic … Continue reading Crust Never Sleeps