Jimmy Black Beach
In which our young hero ponders the iniquities of playing in a covers band like, like poor Chris had to Continue reading Jimmy Black Beach
Serpens Albus Est Semi-Erectus
I ain’t no stranger to the crying game … interesting David. Continue reading Serpens Albus Est Semi-Erectus
This Checkerboard Of Nights And Days
Don’t just shop it, Argus it! Continue reading This Checkerboard Of Nights And Days
Twenty Twenty-Five Rollin’ In Sight
2025 in 2025? its looking alarmingly possible Continue reading Twenty Twenty-Five Rollin’ In Sight
Nineteen Seventy Rollin’ In Sight
In which our young hero surfs the dark edge between nihilism and unchecked hedonism, then washes his hands carefully. Continue reading Nineteen Seventy Rollin’ In Sight
2001: A Space Wobbly
Well I’m up here and you’re down there , mortal Continue reading 2001: A Space Wobbly
Put A Red Rose On Their Grave
The Devil looked at me with an evil smile / He said, “We’re racing for your soul this next quarter mile” Continue reading Put A Red Rose On Their Grave
1537 vs. 2024
I got 2024 problems but the lack of a comprehensive rundown of the year’s best LPs ain’t one Continue reading 1537 vs. 2024
Foo Emoji
This is a call-ing card Continue reading Foo Emoji
I’ll Blow Your Head Off With Nitroglycerine
The queen of rockabilly? you betcha! Continue reading I’ll Blow Your Head Off With Nitroglycerine
Emotional Spac………………………es
Blue blue eclectic blue Continue reading Emotional Spac………………………es
Cashing In On Christmas
The pants are definitely greater than the sum of the hole Continue reading Cashing In On Christmas
Heavy Mental
Eggnog – Makes me feel so good / Leaves me fucked up inside Continue reading Heavy Mental
Mr Snuffleupagpunkus
Snuffsaidbutgorblimeyguvstonemeifhedidn’throwawobblerchachachachachachachachachachachachayou’regoinghomeinacosmicambience Continue reading Mr Snuffleupagpunkus
1537 vs. Manchester
Le gig c’est cancelled Continue reading 1537 vs. Manchester
Drugs And Hate
This dead black asteroid / Crawling with maggots decayed / Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, jingle all the way Continue reading Drugs And Hate
Keep Them Dreams Burnin’ Forever
Dream baby dream, Dream baby dream, Dream baby dream, Forever Continue reading Keep Them Dreams Burnin’ Forever
Beaster Rising
In which our young hero gets beastly Continue reading Beaster Rising
Mad Bhatts Beyond The Ragadome
Good = good Continue reading Mad Bhatts Beyond The Ragadome
Obscelescing The Grandiloquensia
My new fave death metal space prog band Continue reading Obscelescing The Grandiloquensia
Go, Go, Go, Go, Go, Go, Push Him Away
Naughty mouse! Continue reading Go, Go, Go, Go, Go, Go, Push Him Away
1537 vs. Andalusia
The reign in Spain Continue reading 1537 vs. Andalusia
Fu Manchu Live: Ritz, Manchester 21-10-24
King of the road says you move too slow! Continue reading Fu Manchu Live: Ritz, Manchester 21-10-24
Ten Miles Of Fucked-up Road
Hill, Davis, Glass and Romano – for all your tax accountancy needs Continue reading Ten Miles Of Fucked-up Road
Police Room 619
The outside world is black and white
with only one colour dead Continue reading Police Room 619
Mascara Massacre
From swingeing to swinging Continue reading Mascara Massacre
Devil’s Blood For Gasoline
Immediacy, thrash, low lives, cheap highs and neon lights Continue reading Devil’s Blood For Gasoline
Death ‘N Roll
Groove is in the … DEATH! Continue reading Death ‘N Roll
He’s Good Bad, But He’s Not Evil
Betty, is that Jimmy’s ring you’re wearing? Continue reading He’s Good Bad, But He’s Not Evil