You Lying So Low In The Weeds
“Sell me, sell you” the porpoise said … for reasons that are yet to be clarified Continue reading You Lying So Low In The Weeds
Category: Culture
Could You See The Aisles Of Women?
That woman’s work, sort of. Continue reading Could You See The Aisles Of Women?
Plus De La Même Chose
Une review avec mon schoolboy French Continue reading Plus De La Même Chose
Free Me Free
In which our young hero uses that same metaphor about Paul Kossoff’s guitar playing again Continue reading Free Me Free
Sax And Violence
Behold my Louie-Louie-Death-Ray-O-Matic-Smasher mortal!! Continue reading Sax And Violence
Lead Sheets
An epochal day Continue reading Lead Sheets
The Most Horrible Sound I Ever Heard In My Life!
Help me Jack Pepsi!! Continue reading The Most Horrible Sound I Ever Heard In My Life!
Streets Of Minneapolis
Crying through the bloody mist Continue reading Streets Of Minneapolis
1537 vs. 2025
And the winner is … 1537! Continue reading 1537 vs. 2025
Graftwerk
A spacey treat Continue reading Graftwerk
Mons Venusian
The LP title comes close to being an anagram of ‘dope bell end’, or it would do given at least one more ‘d’ Continue reading Mons Venusian
Solitary Sister
Dum dum dum dum-dum-dum-dum Continue reading Solitary Sister
Crimble-Crumble-Crazy
Raise a toast to the ghosts of the friends we lost last year Continue reading Crimble-Crumble-Crazy
Psychedelic Hand Shaking
Almost 49 minutes of songs about wanking Continue reading Psychedelic Hand Shaking
Summer Dreams Ripped At The Seams
Warning: May contain images of an arousing nature Continue reading Summer Dreams Ripped At The Seams
Bun E. Boilers
They’re gonna raise hell Continue reading Bun E. Boilers
The Winner Slays All
Fast and Cheap, not me – this compilation! Continue reading The Winner Slays All
Turn That Damn Guitar Down!
Well the night I wrote this post , Lord I swear the moon turned a fire red (x2) Continue reading Turn That Damn Guitar Down!
Wes Side Story
Go Wes in the open air! Go Wes where the skies are blue! Continue reading Wes Side Story
Mento Health
A bunch of young up-and-coming hopefuls, named by Errol Flynn Continue reading Mento Health
R.I.P: Ozzy
Doom trumpet is silenced Continue reading R.I.P: Ozzy
C’est Sa Vie
Not Vanessa Parody Continue reading C’est Sa Vie
Alguitara
A nostalgia for a desert life I never had Continue reading Alguitara
Party Music For Gay Angry Sluts
‘Michael, I don’t want to suck you off on my lunch break’ Continue reading Party Music For Gay Angry Sluts
The All-Seeing ISIS
Granopticon – the concept/fact that your granny can always tell when you’ve been naughty. Continue reading The All-Seeing ISIS
Alone On A Platform
You and me together fighting for our love Continue reading Alone On A Platform
Stereo Filth
This is a bad motorcycle, it runs on blood! Continue reading Stereo Filth
Oedipal Expletive
The NME within Continue reading Oedipal Expletive
You’re So Necromantic
Fishnet leatherette, pussy galore, pseudo sumo wrestler, goths adore! Continue reading You’re So Necromantic
Do You Believe?
Mmm, those snakes sure are toasty! Continue reading Do You Believe?