I know its a bit lazy but I always enjoy looking at other folks’ purchases and I am feeling a bit brain dead too.

So, brace yourselves for a shocking revelation here, I have bought a few LPs recently. What can I say? it is totally out of character and I won’t do it again. Honest.

So apart from one ace 2023 release I’m in the process of reviewing, here are a few other recents.

Rolling Stones Hackney Diamonds

Hmm. Naively high hopes dented a bit. I really don’t rate the thudding production and Jagger sounds odd, kinda digitally de-aged. There are some okay songs here, I do like the last bluesy track and the grumpy Paul McCartney one too. Also, what was your art budget guys? and what the fuck did you spend it on? a gatefold with just the words Rolling Stones on it? Hmm.

Upchuck Bite The Hand That Feeds

Marginally less heralded than Hackney Diamonds this multi-racial Atlanta GA hardcore punk gang play it energetic and old school. Picked up on a total whim a couple of weeks ago this has been in high rotation. Contrary to lazy belief it really isn’t easy to make hardcore simultaneously this fast and this interesting.

Robert Finley Black Bayou

Septuagenarian swamp blues ably assisted by Dan Auerbach. I bought a fancy pants version of this following a good review and it really is all they promised. The track ‘Miss Kitty’ is about as libidinous as I can handle, which makes it pretty darned horny.

Bauhaus In the Flat Field

Apart from the inevitable I owned none until a mate at work leant me some. I had absolutely no idea how loud, dangerous and jagged Bauhaus were. You really could cut yourself on these tunes if you mishandled them.

High On Fire Surrounded By Thieves

Because occasionally you really need more shirtless battle-axe warrior music, especially when you work in an office. This is truly great music to listen to whilst laying waste to Minas Tirith, or tidying up some spreadsheets.

Artificial Intelligence

Reissue of the prohibitively expensive and (eew!) seminal Warp Records compilation from 1992 when people were saying ‘nobody would listen to techno at home’. These tracks are all evidence of mutant strains of the beats that were shaking the clubs at the time. This is a wonderful LP to play during a long night time car journey.

Funkadelic Cosmic Slop

I have a shrewd suspicion drugs may have been consumed by certain individuals during the making of this LP. This is a great LP, far better in fact than some of its more frequently championed P-funk family. If you can get beyond the cover art the playing occasionally reaches whole different planes of existence and bosstuneafunkisensibility.

Big Black Atomizer

One I’ve wanted for years and years and yearios. This is the coldest, bleakest LP I own, so thrillingly negative and unholy that it probably warps the space/time continuum around itself; just listen to ‘Kerosene’ and despair.


Just a smattering of the plattering I have been laying on here daddio.

1206 Down (still).

20 thoughts on “A Smattering Of Plattering

  1. With you on that Andew Watt production… I feel it’s on everything he touches. I think that art budget was spent on creating the 187 different vinyl variants

    1. Cheers Tony, the Ozzy LP he did felt the same to me too. I’m sorry but give me £200 and 2 days and I’d have done better artwork, I’m all cross about it again now.

      1. Just be glad you didn’t see the email ‘teases’ that they sent out from their Hackney Diamonds website. It set every one of my marketing teeth on edge.
        The Eddie Vedder album had the same sonic shiteness too and I’ll expect the next Pearl Jam album to suffer the same fate

    1. I like all the sports edition ones they did, clever stuff. But for a gatefold LP the standard sleeve is awful. A logo I could have drawn on an exercise book in 10 minutes and nothing in the middle? Not trying guys!

  2. Good to see your restraint is operating at its customary levels.

    “This is a wonderful LP to play during a long night time car journey.” You have a turntable in your car! We need photos!

      1. Whut?? I have been deceived this whole time by Trikky Sixx?? Next thing you’ll tell me is that Saxon is not a Canadian band!!!

      2. Sorry to break it to you Deke! I don’t want you to hear it from anyone else, but you need to know that Def Leppard aren’t really from Calgary. Sorry.

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