‘I’m Not A Sicko, There’s A Plate In My Head’
Very sadly, I don’t have a plate in my head and so I just have to fess up to being a sicko. Damn, outed myself again, mind you actually owning a copy of the Oblivians Never Enough does pretty much the same job.

I was lulled into the fold through Oblivians’ southern-flavoured 2013 LP Desperation and I soon scurfed up the cash for the gnarly needy 10″ atrocity that is 1994’s Never Enough. Released on one of my very fave labels, Sympathy For The Record Industry (motto: ‘Yesterday’s sounds tomorrow, today’s sounds sometime next week‘) with a cover featuring a curvy naked chick listening to an Oblivians single on a Dansette record player, this somehow tweaked my curiosity; it was probably the font they used on the cover. Plus you have to love a record that does not print its title anywhere on it, there’s a cussedness to admire right there.

Coolest thing about Oblivians, always, is the fact that not only do they go for the 1537-approved band-name-as-surname trick, but even more democratically Greg, Eric and Jack Oblivian swap around their instruments live and in the studio at will.
These Memphis sickos* serve us up 8 slices of punkorama-lamma-lamma-big-dong punky garage oddness on Never Enough. It has its moments but is far from the full-frontal assault I thought it would be when I bought it; it’s more interesting than that.

Over the 18:40 of Never Enough the Oblivians ladle in some almost country stylings, before deep frying them in cheap drugs and head cheese, before serving them in a rockabilly sauce. I’m thinking mostly of the rumbling epic** closer ‘Show Me What You Like’ which sounds like the Stooges soundtracking a life-changingly sordid act by a Stetson wearing good ol’ boy in a cheap motel.
Other highlights include the ripsaw rock of ‘Five Hour Man’ which sounds like hideous chemically-enhanced priapic one-upmanship on Billy Ward & The Dominoes ‘Sixty Minute Man’ (of Fallout 4 fame, for me at least). Spoiler Alert: he meets an 8 hour lady. On a similar tip I love the let’s-go-out-tonight ‘Feel Real Good’ and the bouncy oddness of ‘Happy Blues’, this latter puts me in mind of the Numerators headfuckiness.

The wonderfully negative ‘Never Enough’ sounds like it was hewed from wood, all splinters and rough shapes whereas the splendidly named ‘I’m Not A Sicko There’s A Plate In My Head’ is spat out of the rockabilly cannon straight into the side of a cliff, it hurts good.
How much you like Never Enough will depend on a few factors, chief amongst them being how much you can hack noisy, crudely played garage punk by sickos who could and should know far better. If you’re one of those lightweights demanding melody and basic instrumental competence then just, jog on Mantovani. The rest of us can just lurch around enjoying ourselves and blaming the plates in our heads.
973 Down.
PS: In a bid to make this a more seasonally appropriate post (I started it on 21 December!):

PPS: Because you’re worth it:
*plate/cranium status unconfirmed at time of going to press.
** 3:39 qualifies as epic in this company.
You know I’m all in for this one. I actually have some Billy Ward music.
All hail Billy Ward!
Fake news. No such band exists.
That’s 10 points to Mike!
I knew it.
Well, I’m, *coughs* that’s, eh, um, rather striking cover ain’t it?
Yup, but I refused to let it deflect me from buying it. Quite heroically, I thought.
If you saw this on the wall at Mixed Up, don’t tell me it wouldn’t whet your curiosity.
Okay, let me get this straight…the girl on the cover is NOT in the band? If that is the case, I will pass on this one…I’ll still get the cover…I mean album, but I won’t listen to it.
Man, you’re sooo shallow Jon!
And proud of it!
“cheap drugs and head cheese” these are the stylings that create a legend.
Also the title of my forthcoming 4 volume autobiography, soon to be a major new Netflix series.
The Napalm Death album on the 1001 list has a 0:01 track – so 3:39 is practically a marathon by comparison!
This almost makes me want to visit Memphis. I wonder if there’s a lot of this type of music in Tennessee…
I bet you can’t walk down the street without tripping over 4 bands like this at least. Probably.
As a young lad, Playboy would often tweak my curiosity. Obviously for the font used on the cover.
Thank goodness – it’s so great for me to know that I’m not alone in that! I often spend my evenings downloading fonts onto my PC after my wife has gone to bed.
hahaha…
Son, you’ll go blind if you don’t stop. (Staring at the computer screen at night).