Nineteen Seventy Rollin’ In Sight
In which our young hero surfs the dark edge between nihilism and unchecked hedonism, then washes his hands carefully. Continue reading Nineteen Seventy Rollin’ In Sight
Category: Rock
Foo Emoji
This is a call-ing card Continue reading Foo Emoji
Back To The Futurology
Sleek European Chromium Military Indie Disco Continue reading Back To The Futurology
A-Run, Run, Run, Run, Runaways
And it’s Joan Jett in the closing straight … Continue reading A-Run, Run, Run, Run, Runaways
In A Cheap Run Down Teenage Jail
In which our young hero admits to looking real hot in his tight blue jeans Continue reading In A Cheap Run Down Teenage Jail
Old Haunts Are For Forgotten Ghosts
In which our young hero confesses that he’s got your name tattooed on the inside of his arm. Continue reading Old Haunts Are For Forgotten Ghosts
The Game = Played
In which our young hero completes a quest, despite a dragon attack Continue reading The Game = Played
Sometimes Heaven Helps The Wicked
Hot love and cold steel, Struttin’ like Pink Panther Continue reading Sometimes Heaven Helps The Wicked
Doobie, Or Not Doobie
Whether it is nobler to bogart that Doobie, or to … man, what was the question again? Continue reading Doobie, Or Not Doobie
Civic Pride
It’s a ripper! Continue reading Civic Pride
Barn Howl
Let’s all head to the agricultural storage-based structure! Continue reading Barn Howl
Gunfire, Guillotine, Dynamite With A Laser Beam
Oh give me a good guitar and you can say that my hair’s a disgrace Continue reading Gunfire, Guillotine, Dynamite With A Laser Beam
No One’s Gonna Take Me Alive!
Wegrets, I’ve had a few Continue reading No One’s Gonna Take Me Alive!
That Highway Band
The worst Free LP contains their best song. Continue reading That Highway Band
Floor To The Fore
Brian Eno playing in an airport? I Travel Continue reading Floor To The Fore
Fun Out On The Mainline
September 23rd 1973 really WAS the night Continue reading Fun Out On The Mainline
Little Richard Wagner
Jim Steinman R.I.P Continue reading Little Richard Wagner
Riding The Clutch
It doesn’t get better than this, folks. Continue reading Riding The Clutch
Lord I’m Crazy ‘Bout A Mercury
In which our young hero reflects on being an even younger hero. Continue reading Lord I’m Crazy ‘Bout A Mercury
The Democratic Process! What A Time To Be Alive!
Make America Clutch again. Continue reading The Democratic Process! What A Time To Be Alive!
Mace, Bruise & Dang!
That rarest of beasts, a truly forgotten rock classic. Continue reading Mace, Bruise & Dang!
Spanked Purple
Creature discomforts. Continue reading Spanked Purple
Siesta Time Is Over!
Party for your right to fight! Continue reading Siesta Time Is Over!
I Might Just Follow
An LP that really should have been called something else. Continue reading I Might Just Follow
Christmas 1986
This is what I wanted, this was what I got, for Xmas, a little bit early. Continue reading Christmas 1986
Royally Truxed Up
Be a frayed, be very frayed. Continue reading Royally Truxed Up
1537 vs. Dark Side Of The Moon: Full Unabridged Review
An original draft of my PhD thesis on the musical and cultural significance of Floyd’s ultimate stoner landmark. Continue reading 1537 vs. Dark Side Of The Moon: Full Unabridged Review
Wuther Fucka
About a racehorse. Maybe. Continue reading Wuther Fucka
À La Recherche Du Tits Perdu
The things your one-eyed friend can help you recall. Continue reading À La Recherche Du Tits Perdu
The Drugs Won
An LP that sounds identical to its front cover. Continue reading The Drugs Won