The Democratic Process! What A Time To Be Alive!

Make America Clutch again!!

Because there’s only a finite amount of times you can play ‘Elected’ by Alice Cooper, voila my current fave (earth) election rockers.

Timely bunch of fuckers ain’t they? Hot damn I love these men! Jimi Hendrix on the $20 and Bill Hicks on the $5. Hand me the MF ballot!

Are you cool?
Well I'm cool
Is everybody cool?
Well let's get hot

Grass roots
All across this great nation
And I am truly humbled
And gratefully accept the nomination
I'm gonna be President
Of the United States

First Tuesday in November
Mark it down, and save the date
Live music in the White House
Strictly B.Y.O.B
The public wanna get down
It is our collective destiny

I'm gonna kiss all the babies
Maybe kiss their mamas too
I don't need the secret service
I know how to work a room
I'm gonna be President
Of the United States

I was born to be President
Of these United States
On the day I was born
All the nurses and doctors
Take that boy out his crib
And put him in the Executive Office

First thing that I'm gonna do is disclose all those U.F.O.S
Put Jimi Hendrix on the 20 dollar bill
And Bill Hicks on a five note
Hot damn! The democratic process
What a time to be alive

Oh, I'm ready to give the people what they want
And what they want is straight talk and no jive!

We have exit polls coming in
Rhode Island and American Samoa
We have more results coming in
From Puerto Rico and both Dakotas

Breaking news
Happening right now
I believe we're ready to call it
Do you want us to call it?
(Yeah) I believe
We have a winner

Thank you very much
I couldn't have done it
I couldn't have done it without you
Drinks on me!
Thank you very much
I couldn't have done it
I couldn't have done it without you
Drinks on me!

Oh, I'm ready to give the people what they want
And what they want is straight talk and no jive!

1034 Down (still).

PS. I actually think Neil Fallon would do a damned good job of it.