White Hills: Walks For Motorists, Review
Lead the way … Lead the way … Lead the way … When I was a teenager I always dreamed … Continue reading White Hills: Walks For Motorists, Review
Month: March 2015
White Hills: An Interview
I love White Hills – you need to know that up front and deal with it. Fiercely independent, fiercely … Continue reading White Hills: An Interview
White Hills Extravaganza
Do not adjust your set. Over the course of the next two days I am pleased to announce that I … Continue reading White Hills Extravaganza
Walking Stick & Bugle
Brother bring it on My mother done brought me up wrong And you can use my dick As a walkin’ … Continue reading Walking Stick & Bugle
Hefty Bags
Now y’all may know me as a suave, immaculately attired, gentleman reviewer, peruser of the finer, more cultured things in life, … Continue reading Hefty Bags
My Teacher Taught Me A Song, Would You Like To Hear It?
Hi my name is HAL 9000. I was invented in 1992. My teacher taught me a song, would you like … Continue reading My Teacher Taught Me A Song, Would You Like To Hear It?
MFs From New Zealand
Like the man said its just a shot away It happens Lord everyday And she says it feels good Damn … Continue reading MFs From New Zealand
I’ve Got Wild Knees For You
Rocking in the nude I’m feeling such a dude Electric warrior, what a cool rock title; ally it with that … Continue reading I’ve Got Wild Knees For You
Whew! Here’s A Little Song For Everybody Out There
Or, 1537 tries to like KISS, again* Growing up and getting into metal I always felt I really should … Continue reading Whew! Here’s A Little Song For Everybody Out There
1537 vs. Ireland
Greetings again, subjects. Any passing Irish readers please forgive me for bringing this up on your national saint’s day (I … Continue reading 1537 vs. Ireland
These Are Truly The Last Days
The car’s on fire and there’s no driver at the wheel And the sewers are all muddied with a thousand … Continue reading These Are Truly The Last Days
Space Dick
I’m a pretty measured sort of guy, none of that wild spontaneous nonsense for me – nope, I get my kicks … Continue reading Space Dick
Saturday Night Apocalypse
Well, Saturday evening apocalypse really. Well Saturday evening and Munchkin Apocalypse to be precise. My son and I started playing the … Continue reading Saturday Night Apocalypse
He Never Leaves The Disco Alone
I think Sister Sledge We Are Family is without doubt the most precision-tooled album in my whole collection. Not a beat, … Continue reading He Never Leaves The Disco Alone
Long Love The King!
The King Khan & BBQ Show, as soon as I read about this LP before it came out in 2005 … Continue reading Long Love The King!
Chrome Not Oak
I know you all look up to me as a living God, an embodiment of all that humanity could, should … Continue reading Chrome Not Oak
Ambient Frugging
I know I’m obsessive to a point just south of OCD with my records, everything is alphabetized to the nth … Continue reading Ambient Frugging