Possibly a metaphor type thing

Useful to know where they keep it

Don’t give me no lines and feed the panda yourself …

You have to love those Y-fronts! (and Lego-based censorship)

I can now die happy, my work is done. (Even my son was impressed by this).

Click to read properly, without straining your eyes.

You’ve got a friend in me (da da da da daa)

Click to read properly

Hilarious visual joke, ahoy!

You look so super

It’s mine, all mine

Sign of the times, mess with your mind

Thom Yorke takes part in a 1537 advertising campaign

My attempt at doing a Mapplethorpe

Rush Hour

Roll Up !!

Note: Obligatory beard

Poison Ivy channelling her inner Norma Desmond

I like this one

Really arty photo, to show off my mad camera skillz and sensitivite, creative nature (chicks love that)

I’m quite proud of this one

Moss!! Moss!!

Lego just don’t do suitable Hendrix hair; shame on them.

…and the last thing I heard was a muttered word …

Destined to cause a bit of a stir on Antiques Roadshow in 2031

My shed’s on fire with rock and roll!

It doesn’t get any better than this!

Don’t cry Billy.

The psychedelic trellis outside Mendips, probably responsible for inspiring all that stuff about submarines and walruses

Wife, daughter and dog

All kneel and worship!

Jessica Curry Everybodys Gone To The Rapture 01

I like the way this one turned out.

Daytime Pyro

The Lego thrash metal minifigures are really starting to pay off for me now

This may be the single greatest thing I have ever done in my life.

An iconic image for our times, and some Beatles.

I love how this one turned out!

Owls? I’ll give you F*^&#”G owls!!

Fun Lovin Criminals Come Find Yourself 09a

All for £2.50

With this first commission under my belt, I can see a whole new career opening up for me …

Nice hair dudes !

Paul’s bedroom

Still life, with tissues

Nature’s nice and stuff, but it’s no 1200 word review of an obscure hardcore LP, is it?

Replicas vs. Replicants

She’s got …

Every time you listen to Poison Idea you make a pixie cry

My work on this earth is done. I shall now ascend.

The astonishing 3D effect you can achieve by ‘hatting’ Mr Hayes

I’m inordinately proud of this one

Much careful deliberation went into this drivel you’re about to read

Rural Virginia, yesterday

Fun Lovin Criminals Come Find Yourself 07

Too much unbridled hedonism can do this to you

Some famous clock thing

I’m very proud of this one

I’m rather proud of this one

An attempt at fluffification of ‘Why D’ya Do it’ – a genuine imageof an alternative cover taken from the Antilles vaults

I love this – almost Eddie circa: Somewhere In Time.

Text from ‘The Priest … in all its ambiguity

Walking the dog this morning, I haven’t messed about with the colours at all – I love that winter light!

Priest … Live !!! (maybe)

Time for our William Tell act

Not photo-shopped – it’s balanced on a tray

Saturday night chez-1537

Mmm, conceptual

The first picture I ever took for 1537

It really was that blue waiting for them

My friend Paul had a boom box just like this – I was so jealous.

My beloved Sgt Pepper mill

Anyone up for a nice country walk?

Hmm, a black disc with white circles … interesting

Grim urban reality#1: Packs of rabid feral dogs

The mute that sang the siren’s what?!

Love cities at night – spot Floyd LP cover reference, somewhere to the right of mon famille.

I like the way this one turned out

Easter cake, made by me.

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