Roll Up !!

She’s got …

It’s mine, all mine

Much careful deliberation went into this drivel you’re about to read

My beloved Sgt Pepper mill

It doesn’t get any better than this!

The mute that sang the siren’s what?!

I like the way this one turned out

Some famous clock thing

Saturday night chez-1537

An iconic image for our times, and some Beatles.

Click to read properly

Text from ‘The Priest … in all its ambiguity

Lego just don’t do suitable Hendrix hair; shame on them.

All kneel and worship!

Don’t give me no lines and feed the panda yourself …

Grim urban reality#1: Packs of rabid feral dogs

You have to love those Y-fronts! (and Lego-based censorship)

Anyone up for a nice country walk?

Useful to know where they keep it

This may be the single greatest thing I have ever done in my life.

With this first commission under my belt, I can see a whole new career opening up for me …

Mmm, conceptual

The first picture I ever took for 1537

Rush Hour

Owls? I’ll give you F*^&#”G owls!!

…and the last thing I heard was a muttered word …

Every time you listen to Poison Idea you make a pixie cry

My work on this earth is done. I shall now ascend.

Click to read properly, without straining your eyes.

I can now die happy, my work is done. (Even my son was impressed by this).

The astonishing 3D effect you can achieve by ‘hatting’ Mr Hayes

All for £2.50

Daytime Pyro

I’m inordinately proud of this one

It really was that blue waiting for them

Still life, with tissues

Rural Virginia, yesterday

The psychedelic trellis outside Mendips, probably responsible for inspiring all that stuff about submarines and walruses

Priest … Live !!! (maybe)

Gotta dig that Tuscan geometry. San Gimignano.

Hmm, a black disc with white circles … interesting

An attempt at fluffification of ‘Why D’ya Do it’ – a genuine imageof an alternative cover taken from the Antilles vaults

You look so super

Not photo-shopped – it’s balanced on a tray

Possibly a metaphor type thing

I’m quite proud of this one

Walking the dog this morning, I haven’t messed about with the colours at all – I love that winter light!

Replicas vs. Replicants

I’m very proud of this one

Christmas lights seem to have turned the fireplace in my front room into a terrifying pagan altar – maybe that’s the true meaning of Christmas?

Poison Ivy channelling her inner Norma Desmond

I love how this one turned out!

The Lego thrash metal minifigures are really starting to pay off for me now

Nature’s nice and stuff, but it’s no 1200 word review of an obscure hardcore LP, is it?

Sign of the times, mess with your mind

You’ve got a friend in me (da da da da daa)

Time for our William Tell act

Destined to cause a bit of a stir on Antiques Roadshow in 2031

Really arty photo, to show off my mad camera skillz and sensitivite, creative nature (chicks love that)

Thom Yorke takes part in a 1537 advertising campaign

So shiny and difficult to photograph, i took matters into my own hands and made my own – using my awesome creative skillz! I have to say that is the best drawing I have ever done of John Wetton.

Wife, daughter and dog

My friend Paul had a boom box just like this – I was so jealous.

Don’t cry Billy.

I like the way this one turned out.

Easter cake, made by me.

Hilarious visual joke, ahoy!

I love this – almost Eddie circa: Somewhere In Time.

Moss!! Moss!!

I’m rather proud of this one

I like this one

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