With this first commission under my belt, I can see a whole new career opening up for me …

An iconic image for our times, and some Beatles.

Jessica Curry Everybodys Gone To The Rapture 01

Priest … Live !!! (maybe)

Don’t give me no lines and feed the panda yourself …

I love this – almost Eddie circa: Somewhere In Time.

Hilarious visual joke, ahoy!

The Lego thrash metal minifigures are really starting to pay off for me now

I love how this one turned out!

Click to read properly

Walking the dog this morning, I haven’t messed about with the colours at all – I love that winter light!

You’ve got a friend in me (da da da da daa)

I can now die happy, my work is done. (Even my son was impressed by this).

Destined to cause a bit of a stir on Antiques Roadshow in 2031

Still life, with tissues

She’s got …

Note: Obligatory beard

It really was that blue waiting for them

Rural Virginia, yesterday

Daytime Pyro

Saturday night chez-1537

The psychedelic trellis outside Mendips, probably responsible for inspiring all that stuff about submarines and walruses

I’m inordinately proud of this one

Roll Up !!

It’s mine, all mine

I’m very proud of this one

I’m rather proud of this one

All kneel and worship!

Paul’s bedroom

Poison Ivy channelling her inner Norma Desmond

Lego just don’t do suitable Hendrix hair; shame on them.

My friend Paul had a boom box just like this – I was so jealous.

I’m quite proud of this one

Every time you listen to Poison Idea you make a pixie cry

Easter cake, made by me.

Some famous clock thing

The astonishing 3D effect you can achieve by ‘hatting’ Mr Hayes

Love cities at night – spot Floyd LP cover reference, somewhere to the right of mon famille.

Hmm, a black disc with white circles … interesting

Don’t cry Billy.

Click to read properly, without straining your eyes.

Fun Lovin Criminals Come Find Yourself 07

You have to love those Y-fronts! (and Lego-based censorship)

Not photo-shopped – it’s balanced on a tray

Nice hair dudes !

This may be the single greatest thing I have ever done in my life.

Time for our William Tell act

My beloved Sgt Pepper mill

Really arty photo, to show off my mad camera skillz and sensitivite, creative nature (chicks love that)

Grim urban reality#1: Packs of rabid feral dogs

An attempt at fluffification of ‘Why D’ya Do it’ – a genuine imageof an alternative cover taken from the Antilles vaults

Replicas vs. Replicants

My work on this earth is done. I shall now ascend.

Owls? I’ll give you F*^&#”G owls!!

Wife, daughter and dog

Moss!! Moss!!

You look so super

…and the last thing I heard was a muttered word …

Much careful deliberation went into this drivel you’re about to read

Rush Hour

The mute that sang the siren’s what?!

Useful to know where they keep it

I like this one

I like the way this one turned out

Possibly a metaphor type thing

Fun Lovin Criminals Come Find Yourself 09a

Nature’s nice and stuff, but it’s no 1200 word review of an obscure hardcore LP, is it?

My shed’s on fire with rock and roll!

Sign of the times, mess with your mind

It doesn’t get any better than this!

The first picture I ever took for 1537

Mmm, conceptual

Thom Yorke takes part in a 1537 advertising campaign

I like the way this one turned out.

All for £2.50

Text from ‘The Priest … in all its ambiguity

Anyone up for a nice country walk?

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