Useful to know where they keep it

Nature’s nice and stuff, but it’s no 1200 word review of an obscure hardcore LP, is it?

Time for our William Tell act

…and the last thing I heard was a muttered word …

Possibly a metaphor type thing

I love how this one turned out!

Click to read properly, without straining your eyes.

The Lego thrash metal minifigures are really starting to pay off for me now

Rush Hour

You’ve got a friend in me (da da da da daa)

I’m quite proud of this one

Poison Ivy channelling her inner Norma Desmond

I’m very proud of this one

My friend Paul had a boom box just like this – I was so jealous.

Really arty photo, to show off my mad camera skillz and sensitivite, creative nature (chicks love that)

Thom Yorke takes part in a 1537 advertising campaign

Hilarious visual joke, ahoy!

Grim urban reality#1: Packs of rabid feral dogs

It’s mine, all mine

Much careful deliberation went into this drivel you’re about to read

You have to love those Y-fronts! (and Lego-based censorship)

I like the way this one turned out

Daytime Pyro

This may be the single greatest thing I have ever done in my life.

You look so super

Walking the dog this morning, I haven’t messed about with the colours at all – I love that winter light!

Owls? I’ll give you F*^&#”G owls!!

An attempt at fluffification of ‘Why D’ya Do it’ – a genuine imageof an alternative cover taken from the Antilles vaults

Don’t cry Billy.

The astonishing 3D effect you can achieve by ‘hatting’ Mr Hayes

Fun Lovin Criminals Come Find Yourself 09a

All for £2.50

Easter cake, made by me.

The psychedelic trellis outside Mendips, probably responsible for inspiring all that stuff about submarines and walruses

Nice hair dudes !

The first picture I ever took for 1537

My work on this earth is done. I shall now ascend.

I can now die happy, my work is done. (Even my son was impressed by this).

I like the way this one turned out.

Some famous clock thing

Roll Up !!

Mmm, conceptual

Priest … Live !!! (maybe)

Destined to cause a bit of a stir on Antiques Roadshow in 2031

Click to read properly

An iconic image for our times, and some Beatles.

Rural Virginia, yesterday

Every time you listen to Poison Idea you make a pixie cry

Saturday night chez-1537

Still life, with tissues

My beloved Sgt Pepper mill

It really was that blue waiting for them

Text from ‘The Priest … in all its ambiguity

I love this – almost Eddie circa: Somewhere In Time.

She’s got …

Paul’s bedroom

Don’t give me no lines and feed the panda yourself …

Love cities at night – spot Floyd LP cover reference, somewhere to the right of mon famille.

With this first commission under my belt, I can see a whole new career opening up for me …

Lego just don’t do suitable Hendrix hair; shame on them.

The mute that sang the siren’s what?!

Moss!! Moss!!

Replicas vs. Replicants

Not photo-shopped – it’s balanced on a tray

Hmm, a black disc with white circles … interesting

Fun Lovin Criminals Come Find Yourself 07

Sign of the times, mess with your mind

I’m inordinately proud of this one

I’m rather proud of this one

Anyone up for a nice country walk?

It doesn’t get any better than this!

I like this one

Wife, daughter and dog

All kneel and worship!

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