Nature’s nice and stuff, but it’s no 1200 word review of an obscure hardcore LP, is it?

The Lego thrash metal minifigures are really starting to pay off for me now

An attempt at fluffification of ‘Why D’ya Do it’ – a genuine imageof an alternative cover taken from the Antilles vaults

Text from ‘The Priest … in all its ambiguity

Wife, daughter and dog

Some famous clock thing

Nice hair dudes !

Really arty photo, to show off my mad camera skillz and sensitivite, creative nature (chicks love that)

I like this one

Hilarious visual joke, ahoy!

It’s mine, all mine

This may be the single greatest thing I have ever done in my life.

Useful to know where they keep it

My beloved Sgt Pepper mill

Sign of the times, mess with your mind

You look so super

Click to read properly

Rural Virginia, yesterday

Daytime Pyro

Click to read properly, without straining your eyes.

…and the last thing I heard was a muttered word …

Destined to cause a bit of a stir on Antiques Roadshow in 2031

Time for our William Tell act

An iconic image for our times, and some Beatles.

Priest … Live !!! (maybe)

The astonishing 3D effect you can achieve by ‘hatting’ Mr Hayes

Much careful deliberation went into this drivel you’re about to read

Thom Yorke takes part in a 1537 advertising campaign

Lego just don’t do suitable Hendrix hair; shame on them.

Paul’s bedroom

I like the way this one turned out.

The first picture I ever took for 1537

Not photo-shopped – it’s balanced on a tray

Hmm, a black disc with white circles … interesting

Every time you listen to Poison Idea you make a pixie cry

It really was that blue waiting for them

Grim urban reality#1: Packs of rabid feral dogs

I’m quite proud of this one

I love how this one turned out!

I love this – almost Eddie circa: Somewhere In Time.

It doesn’t get any better than this!

Easter cake, made by me.

I’m inordinately proud of this one

You’ve got a friend in me (da da da da daa)

Moss!! Moss!!

Roll Up !!

Don’t give me no lines and feed the panda yourself …

She’s got …

I can now die happy, my work is done. (Even my son was impressed by this).

Fun Lovin Criminals Come Find Yourself 09a

Anyone up for a nice country walk?

Love cities at night – spot Floyd LP cover reference, somewhere to the right of mon famille.

Poison Ivy channelling her inner Norma Desmond

Walking the dog this morning, I haven’t messed about with the colours at all – I love that winter light!

Don’t cry Billy.

I like the way this one turned out

All for £2.50

My friend Paul had a boom box just like this – I was so jealous.

Rush Hour

Replicas vs. Replicants

Fun Lovin Criminals Come Find Yourself 07

Possibly a metaphor type thing

The psychedelic trellis outside Mendips, probably responsible for inspiring all that stuff about submarines and walruses

With this first commission under my belt, I can see a whole new career opening up for me …

I’m rather proud of this one

You have to love those Y-fronts! (and Lego-based censorship)

I’m very proud of this one

Saturday night chez-1537

My work on this earth is done. I shall now ascend.

All kneel and worship!

Owls? I’ll give you F*^&#”G owls!!

The mute that sang the siren’s what?!

Mmm, conceptual

Still life, with tissues

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