Text from ‘The Priest … in all its ambiguity

Sign of the times, mess with your mind

She’s got …

Not photo-shopped – it’s balanced on a tray

My beloved Sgt Pepper mill

I’m very proud of this one

The Lego thrash metal minifigures are really starting to pay off for me now

Thom Yorke takes part in a 1537 advertising campaign

I’m rather proud of this one

Fun Lovin Criminals Come Find Yourself 07

With this first commission under my belt, I can see a whole new career opening up for me …

Much careful deliberation went into this drivel you’re about to read

I’m quite proud of this one

Nature’s nice and stuff, but it’s no 1200 word review of an obscure hardcore LP, is it?

Don’t cry Billy.

The first picture I ever took for 1537

Easter cake, made by me.

I love how this one turned out!

Grim urban reality#1: Packs of rabid feral dogs

I like this one

An iconic image for our times, and some Beatles.

Nice hair dudes !

Hmm, a black disc with white circles … interesting

Roll Up !!

My work on this earth is done. I shall now ascend.

Anyone up for a nice country walk?

Possibly a metaphor type thing

The psychedelic trellis outside Mendips, probably responsible for inspiring all that stuff about submarines and walruses

Destined to cause a bit of a stir on Antiques Roadshow in 2031

I love this – almost Eddie circa: Somewhere In Time.

You look so super

I’m inordinately proud of this one

Time for our William Tell act

Click to read properly, without straining your eyes.

Lego just don’t do suitable Hendrix hair; shame on them.

Really arty photo, to show off my mad camera skillz and sensitivite, creative nature (chicks love that)

Love cities at night – spot Floyd LP cover reference, somewhere to the right of mon famille.

Wife, daughter and dog

The astonishing 3D effect you can achieve by ‘hatting’ Mr Hayes

You’ve got a friend in me (da da da da daa)

Mmm, conceptual

I like the way this one turned out

Jessica Curry Everybodys Gone To The Rapture 01

Replicas vs. Replicants

All kneel and worship!

Rural Virginia, yesterday

Fun Lovin Criminals Come Find Yourself 09a

Moss!! Moss!!

This may be the single greatest thing I have ever done in my life.

Walking the dog this morning, I haven’t messed about with the colours at all – I love that winter light!

All for £2.50

Rush Hour

You have to love those Y-fronts! (and Lego-based censorship)

…and the last thing I heard was a muttered word …

Hilarious visual joke, ahoy!

Useful to know where they keep it

It’s mine, all mine

My shed’s on fire with rock and roll!

Owls? I’ll give you F*^&#”G owls!!

Don’t give me no lines and feed the panda yourself …

Some famous clock thing

Saturday night chez-1537

Note: Obligatory beard

Paul’s bedroom

Priest … Live !!! (maybe)

My friend Paul had a boom box just like this – I was so jealous.

Still life, with tissues

Every time you listen to Poison Idea you make a pixie cry

Click to read properly

I like the way this one turned out.

Poison Ivy channelling her inner Norma Desmond

An attempt at fluffification of ‘Why D’ya Do it’ – a genuine imageof an alternative cover taken from the Antilles vaults

The mute that sang the siren’s what?!

Daytime Pyro

It doesn’t get any better than this!

I can now die happy, my work is done. (Even my son was impressed by this).

It really was that blue waiting for them

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