Poison Ivy channelling her inner Norma Desmond

Owls? I’ll give you F*^&#”G owls!!

Click to read properly

Don’t give me no lines and feed the panda yourself …

The Lego thrash metal minifigures are really starting to pay off for me now

Walking the dog this morning, I haven’t messed about with the colours at all – I love that winter light!

Time for our William Tell act

I love how this one turned out!

I can now die happy, my work is done. (Even my son was impressed by this).

Sign of the times, mess with your mind

My friend Paul had a boom box just like this – I was so jealous.

Easter cake, made by me.

This may be the single greatest thing I have ever done in my life.

Daytime Pyro

Don’t cry Billy.

The psychedelic trellis outside Mendips, probably responsible for inspiring all that stuff about submarines and walruses

Wife, daughter and dog

Still life, with tissues

Anyone up for a nice country walk?

Nice hair dudes !

Useful to know where they keep it

I like this one

Saturday night chez-1537

An attempt at fluffification of ‘Why D’ya Do it’ – a genuine imageof an alternative cover taken from the Antilles vaults

…and the last thing I heard was a muttered word …

You’ve got a friend in me (da da da da daa)

Every time you listen to Poison Idea you make a pixie cry

I love this – almost Eddie circa: Somewhere In Time.

Mmm, conceptual

Some famous clock thing

It’s mine, all mine

I’m quite proud of this one

Note: Obligatory beard

Possibly a metaphor type thing

Fun Lovin Criminals Come Find Yourself 09a

Rush Hour

It doesn’t get any better than this!

All kneel and worship!

Replicas vs. Replicants

Love cities at night – spot Floyd LP cover reference, somewhere to the right of mon famille.

Nature’s nice and stuff, but it’s no 1200 word review of an obscure hardcore LP, is it?

Rural Virginia, yesterday

The first picture I ever took for 1537

Click to read properly, without straining your eyes.

I’m inordinately proud of this one

My attempt at doing a Mapplethorpe

With this first commission under my belt, I can see a whole new career opening up for me …

I’m very proud of this one

My beloved Sgt Pepper mill

My work on this earth is done. I shall now ascend.

Thom Yorke takes part in a 1537 advertising campaign

Destined to cause a bit of a stir on Antiques Roadshow in 2031

I like the way this one turned out

She’s got …

It really was that blue waiting for them

Really arty photo, to show off my mad camera skillz and sensitivite, creative nature (chicks love that)

Too much unbridled hedonism can do this to you

Paul’s bedroom

Roll Up !!

An iconic image for our times, and some Beatles.

Hmm, a black disc with white circles … interesting

The astonishing 3D effect you can achieve by ‘hatting’ Mr Hayes

Jessica Curry Everybodys Gone To The Rapture 01

Priest … Live !!! (maybe)

Lego just don’t do suitable Hendrix hair; shame on them.

Much careful deliberation went into this drivel you’re about to read

All for £2.50

Hilarious visual joke, ahoy!

Fun Lovin Criminals Come Find Yourself 07

Not photo-shopped – it’s balanced on a tray

Moss!! Moss!!

Text from ‘The Priest … in all its ambiguity

You look so super

My shed’s on fire with rock and roll!

I’m rather proud of this one

I like the way this one turned out.

You have to love those Y-fronts! (and Lego-based censorship)

The mute that sang the siren’s what?!

Grim urban reality#1: Packs of rabid feral dogs

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