Warning: Contains Nipples

When I got an email today from those bad boys at Tee Pee Records telling me that The Shrine have just released a video for their track ‘Tripping Corpse’ and then warning me that it contains the following:

  • Weed
  • Doing lines off of Coven’s Witchcraft Destroys Minds & Reaps Souls LP
  • Skateboards
  • Huffing paint
  • Shirtlessness
  • Whiskey by the bottle
  • Untying leather bustiers
  • Car batteries on the nipples

I knew just who I needed to tell about it. You, dear reader.

I think we have all been shown a valuable lesson there that shirtlessness can, if allowed to rampage unchecked, lead to fiery auto death; don’t let it happen folks.  Best thing about this whole video for me? the fact that they have a sticker in their van that reads ‘What would Hüsker Dü?’. We are not worthy.

As this so deeply appeals to my inner 15 year-old, this may now be my favourite rock video ever-ish.  I never thought I’d find one that came close to Red Fang for sheer adolescent-ishness, but I was so wrong:

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19 thoughts on “Warning: Contains Nipples

    1. It’s how I want to live! I think the headband is the real key to it all, once you get that right everything else follows.

      What would you go for? personally I think I’ll either go floral, or for a Japanese rising sun one.

      Man, stay off the silver paint though, its WAY gnarly!

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      1. I want to live these guys’ lives. So fucking cool. If I was 13 I would definitely aspire to be these fucking guys. That’s why I think you would love the movie FUBAR — a movie basically about 2 of these guys. Canadian ones.

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    1. Who could fail to love this cautionary tale? I think its great that we have stand-up guys like this showing the children of the world that despite what their ‘friends’ may tell them, huffing paint and electrocuting your own nipples just isn’t cool.

      Shrine / Shuttleworth – pretty much alphabetically connected. I love John Shuttleworth, friend of mine saw him live and said he laughed so hard that he snorted very loudly like a pig, then sat there very self-consciously for the rest of the night.

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      1. Im a sucker for songs that address the big universal issues of life like that.

        I know him because Im a Rado 4 geek. Did you also know he was Jilted John too? One of my favourite singles EVER!!

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      1. Yeah it woulda been real manly. This was November of 2011 and I’m really sure I had no idea who the hell they even were.

        WHOA MAN I just had a moment of total deja vu, like we’ve had this conversation before!

        No wait. There’s no such thing as deja vu! It’s a glitch in the Matrix! Run for the phone! Run for the goddamned PHONE!!!

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