Vote With A Bullet, But Vote
Not an endorsement of violent revolution, but still … Continue reading Vote With A Bullet, But Vote
Tag: Heavy metal
Green Lung Live: Arts Club, Liverpool 15-05-24
Tuesday Night And The Priest Is Back!
Not Wagging But Drowning
He wasn’t the electric messiah, he was a very naughty boy Continue reading Not Wagging But Drowning
Pull The Tapeworm Out Of Your Ass!
SOAD good, tapeworms bad Continue reading Pull The Tapeworm Out Of Your Ass!
Let Him In
In which our young hero gets wood Continue reading Let Him In
Head Bangers, Earthdogs And Metal Merchants
What is an earthdog? like a spacecat but different? Continue reading Head Bangers, Earthdogs And Metal Merchants
FWOSHM!!
In which our young hero thrills to the sound of angry young Glommersträsk. Continue reading FWOSHM!!
Brutality And The Beast
2020 gold Continue reading Brutality And The Beast
Master Of Morality
In which our young hero throws back his head and howls at the world. Continue reading Master Of Morality
I, Ron Fist
Proof that you can’t make an umlaut without breaking legs. Continue reading I, Ron Fist
Don’t Tell Sir David Attenborough
In which our young hero exults in having the strength of ten bears. Continue reading Don’t Tell Sir David Attenborough
The Revenge Of The Farting Drummer
Get your NWOBHM out for the lads! Continue reading The Revenge Of The Farting Drummer
Definition Defiant
Warning: post contains appallingly bad pun on the band’s name. Continue reading Definition Defiant
Good, Attacking Noogie
I like good, attacking noogie. Like wasp lightning in a bottle, grey. Continue reading Good, Attacking Noogie
Get Your Nwob On
High Risk? No risk. Continue reading Get Your Nwob On
Van Hailing
In which your intrepid correspondent discovers a great new band. Continue reading Van Hailing
Gills, Gills, Gills!
In which our young hero poses the old monolithic, or monoriffic question. Continue reading Gills, Gills, Gills!
Rock And Prole
In which we discuss Biff Byford’s landing gear. Continue reading Rock And Prole
Snuffling NWOBHM Truffles
Is it grindcore for grannies? Dubstep For dads? No, it’s Metal For Muthas II Continue reading Snuffling NWOBHM Truffles
Weed ‘Em And Reap
In which our hero composes an entirely fictional opening to ensnare you in his rhetorical web. Continue reading Weed ‘Em And Reap
Choo-Choo-Teutonic
I hear a rock’n’roll guitar, screamin’ wild on the radio Well, I know what I like, know and it’s right … Continue reading Choo-Choo-Teutonic
Ordem e Progresso
My shit stinks like the breath of your mom Swing your stick boy, bring it on… (Shillelagh) Some things are … Continue reading Ordem e Progresso
Iron Flation
My wife’s ticket to see Iron Maiden on 12 October 1986 at the Liverpool Empire was £6.50. My ticket to see Iron … Continue reading Iron Flation
Iron Maiden Live: Liverpool Arena, 20-05-17
I had stopped doing live reviews because I found that I was spending more time concentrating and trying to remember stuff … Continue reading Iron Maiden Live: Liverpool Arena, 20-05-17
Let It R.I.P
I’m getting excited, I’m off to see Iron Maiden at Liverpool Arena next Saturday night and I’m working myself up to full … Continue reading Let It R.I.P
Les Binks (FR. n. Pl.)
How could I not dig Judas Priest Stained Class, opening as it does with a great tune about me? Racing’ … Continue reading Les Binks (FR. n. Pl.)
Fa-Fa-Fa-Fa-Fashion
Oh, bop, do do do do do do do do Fa-fa-fa-fa-fashion Oh, bop, do do do do do do do … Continue reading Fa-Fa-Fa-Fa-Fashion
Sexy Flexi
Yesterday I had a blackout, one minute I was walking down the street in Chester, then the next thing I … Continue reading Sexy Flexi
Locrian Relapse
I think rarely if ever has the contents of an LP been better represented by its cover than Locrian Infinite … Continue reading Locrian Relapse