You’re So Necromantic

Fishnet leatherette, pussy galore, pseudo sumo wrestler, goths adore! Continue reading You’re So Necromantic

A Smattering Of Plattering

In which our young hero reveals himself to be both elegantly wasted and tight waisted Continue reading God No Longer Believes In Me

Your legs are strong, and so, so long, And you don’t come from this town Continue reading Bound For Hell, But So Alive

Get your fill of future-gothic-retro-noir-fi here! Continue reading Wake Me Up Before You Crow-Crow

If music be the food of love this LP is a cider and black Continue reading Gloom Loom

A teenage dream is so hard to beat … to death. Continue reading Deep, Sleek And Bleak

Rail-thin amphetamine popping black-clad baritone shag monsters seek similar. NS, GSOH unnecessary. Continue reading I’ve Lost All Sense Of The World Outside

As the UK’s second-best writer once wrote in Sonnet 43: How do I love thee? Let me count the ways. … Continue reading Hammy Horror

Alice pressed against the wall So she can see the door In case the laughing strangers crawl and Crush the … Continue reading Alice Kisses The Carpet

On the cool check in: A band looking like mean, wasted horsemen from a steam punk wild west? – Check! Cool-ass … Continue reading Once Upon A Time In A Vest

Anyone up for a 9-minute song about the highs and lows of, umm, highs and lows and sex and worshipping … Continue reading Let It Spill From My Mouth

On my holidays last week we went down a Welsh coal mine. There 300 metres below the surface our guide … Continue reading Twenty-Five Whores

Some muted beats, which start to be phased in and out, a gentle resonating chord or two played over the … Continue reading Red Velvet Lines The Black Box

Don’t you just love progress? well, not if you’re a goth it seems. Now The Sisters of Mercy changed my … Continue reading Touched By The Hand Of Ofra Haza

Not many people know this but I was, very briefly, the only Goth in West Wales. This was inspired by … Continue reading Metal and Blood, Scent and Mascara