Dear friends, fanatical followers and fiends sadly due to my PC dying on me and it’s, replacement not arriving until 25 May you will, I am afraid, be denied your usual fill of my deathless prose, piercing insight, LP cover nudity and Lego until then.
My new PC will be an absolute beast of a machine, much like its owner and I cannot wait to get my hands on it.
Until then I suppose I’ll have to just get used to actually playing and listening to LPs, weird.
Stay strong.
I feel your pain, hang tough. Enjoy your time off.
Same old guy with a new coat of paint I hope?
Yup, I’ll call it 1537 version 2.0 and charge 9 times the price for the same old crap!
I know but we’re still buying.
This comment section is f-ing brilliant.
I know! Somehow my blog is much better when I’m not posting! Oh …
No, that’s not it. It’s the aching and pain felt by your needy readers masked by (very good) humour. One step away from wailing and the rending of clothes and gnashing of teeth. Hurry back before all hell breaks loose.
I think its a conspiracy by the anti-rock brigade. They’ve sabotaged your computer and will be coming for the rest of us soon.
They’ll have to prise the mouse out of my cold, dead hands first!
That’s the spirit! lol
I am shocked you use a computer, I thought you just beamed this shit up to the inter thingy using sheer force or personality and lego. I am going to have to come to terms with this now, your legend is crumbling before my very eyes, next you will be telling me that you are not completely made of lego.
I am an ent-titty, one of Tolkien’s walking trees, but with boobs. True story.
Am I “liking” your absence or your promised return?
It’s an ambiguous little fella that one, isn’t it?
The horror. The blogging world will be a sad place for a while I guess.
What about the VIP package I paid to get all the inside scoop here? What the F**K???!!
NO!
I blame Bill Gates and the Illuminati.
Hey, wait a minute now… This wasn’t us.
Haha, sorry I forgot you ARE the military industrial complex!
Not acceptable. I paid extra for the Ultimate Test Pressing subscription. I expect handwritten versions with photos included mailed to me.
Trust me, you do not want me to contact my legal counsel Karen Complainface.
Fair enough Bop, time for me to get the crayons out then.
Perhaps include some hand drawings. One day perhaps they will hang in Louvre, or the loo. Tomato tomato.
It’s a conspiracy – have you noticed how many other people’s computers have died lately?
No, because I am utterly and totally self-obsessed. When I close my eyes it is night and when I open them again it is morning.
The doings and. Travails of mere mortals are as of nothing to me.
What about your OnlyFans? Is that affected?
No premium services and my platinum members will be unaffected, although they may only get new posts every other hour until the 25th.
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Classic.