Mons Venusian
The LP title comes close to being an anagram of ‘dope bell end’, or it would do given at least one more ‘d’ Continue reading Mons Venusian
Category: Heavy Metal
R.I.P: Ozzy
Doom trumpet is silenced Continue reading R.I.P: Ozzy
The All-Seeing ISIS
Granopticon – the concept/fact that your granny can always tell when you’ve been naughty. Continue reading The All-Seeing ISIS
Cashing In On Christmas
The pants are definitely greater than the sum of the hole Continue reading Cashing In On Christmas
Drugs And Hate
This dead black asteroid / Crawling with maggots decayed / Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, jingle all the way Continue reading Drugs And Hate
Obscelescing The Grandiloquensia
My new fave death metal space prog band Continue reading Obscelescing The Grandiloquensia
Death ‘N Roll
Groove is in the … DEATH! Continue reading Death ‘N Roll
You bastards!
The people who have crippled you, you want to see them burn … Continue reading You bastards!
Back To You, Goddess
Damn you Victorian child labour laws! Continue reading Back To You, Goddess
Green Lung Live: Arts Club, Liverpool 15-05-24
At Length Did Cross An Albatross
Albatross, fly on, fly on Continue reading At Length Did Cross An Albatross
Judas Priest / Saxon / Uriah Heep Live: First Direct Arena, Leeds 13-03-24
Three venerable bands, one arena and one over-excited 52 year-old Continue reading Judas Priest / Saxon / Uriah Heep Live: First Direct Arena, Leeds 13-03-24
Tuesday Night And The Priest Is Back!
Good Copse, Bad Copse
The best LP of 2023 has landed in a stone circle near you Continue reading Good Copse, Bad Copse
A Smattering Of Plattering
Some goodies and some hackneyed diamonds Continue reading A Smattering Of Plattering
Sixteen Vestal Virgins, Please
Amphibious rockin’ and rare maidens Continue reading Sixteen Vestal Virgins, Please
Gory Seems To be The Hardest Word
Osculatory majestic wrath ‘R US Continue reading Gory Seems To be The Hardest Word
Not Wagging But Drowning
He wasn’t the electric messiah, he was a very naughty boy Continue reading Not Wagging But Drowning
Cultural Appropriation
Uptight update tonight. Continue reading Cultural Appropriation
Clean Stripes
Cracking your brain with magic pain Continue reading Clean Stripes
1537 vs. Life Events
And as we wind on down the road Continue reading 1537 vs. Life Events
Pull The Tapeworm Out Of Your Ass!
SOAD good, tapeworms bad Continue reading Pull The Tapeworm Out Of Your Ass!
Let Him In
In which our young hero gets wood Continue reading Let Him In
Head Bangers, Earthdogs And Metal Merchants
What is an earthdog? like a spacecat but different? Continue reading Head Bangers, Earthdogs And Metal Merchants
Great Seal Of The United States
Get ready, stand steady, I’m gonna shoot you full of Rock ‘n Roll Continue reading Great Seal Of The United States
Gloom Loom
If music be the food of love this LP is a cider and black Continue reading Gloom Loom
Program Disc 5: Manual
In which our young hero resists reprogramming. Continue reading Program Disc 5: Manual
FWOSHM!!
In which our young hero thrills to the sound of angry young Glommersträsk. Continue reading FWOSHM!!
Brutality And The Beast
2020 gold Continue reading Brutality And The Beast
Master Of Morality
In which our young hero throws back his head and howls at the world. Continue reading Master Of Morality