God No Longer Believes In Me

In which our young hero reveals himself to be both elegantly wasted and tight waisted Continue reading God No Longer Believes In Me

Little Richard Wagner

A teenage dream is so hard to beat … to death. Continue reading Deep, Sleek And Bleak

Rail-thin amphetamine popping black-clad baritone shag monsters seek similar. NS, GSOH unnecessary. Continue reading I’ve Lost All Sense Of The World Outside

Alice pressed against the wall So she can see the door In case the laughing strangers crawl and Crush the … Continue reading Alice Kisses The Carpet

On my holidays last week we went down a Welsh coal mine. There 300 metres below the surface our guide … Continue reading Twenty-Five Whores

Here’s one for all you bossa nova, lounge core, schmaltz fans who dig the soft sounds but wanted a bit … Continue reading Sultry-fication

Don’t you just love progress? well, not if you’re a goth it seems. Now The Sisters of Mercy changed my … Continue reading Touched By The Hand Of Ofra Haza

Not many people know this but I was, very briefly, the only Goth in West Wales. This was inspired by … Continue reading Metal and Blood, Scent and Mascara