Anyone up for a nice country walk?

All for £2.50

Every time you listen to Poison Idea you make a pixie cry

Poison Ivy channelling her inner Norma Desmond

Click to read properly, without straining your eyes.

The mute that sang the siren’s what?!

I like the way this one turned out.

Walking the dog this morning, I haven’t messed about with the colours at all – I love that winter light!

It’s mine, all mine

Possibly a metaphor type thing

Grim urban reality#1: Packs of rabid feral dogs

My work on this earth is done. I shall now ascend.

…and the last thing I heard was a muttered word …

It doesn’t get any better than this!

I’m quite proud of this one

Daytime Pyro

I like this one

Rush Hour

Much careful deliberation went into this drivel you’re about to read

Gotta dig that Tuscan geometry. San Gimignano.

I’m very proud of this one

So shiny and difficult to photograph, i took matters into my own hands and made my own – using my awesome creative skillz! I have to say that is the best drawing I have ever done of John Wetton.

Click to read properly

I love this – almost Eddie circa: Somewhere In Time.

Useful to know where they keep it

With this first commission under my belt, I can see a whole new career opening up for me …

Destined to cause a bit of a stir on Antiques Roadshow in 2031

The Lego thrash metal minifigures are really starting to pay off for me now

Thom Yorke takes part in a 1537 advertising campaign

Really arty photo, to show off my mad camera skillz and sensitivite, creative nature (chicks love that)

It really was that blue waiting for them

Still life, with tissues

Lego just don’t do suitable Hendrix hair; shame on them.

Time for our William Tell act

Some famous clock thing

You’ve got a friend in me (da da da da daa)

This may be the single greatest thing I have ever done in my life.

You have to love those Y-fronts! (and Lego-based censorship)

I’m rather proud of this one

Moss!! Moss!!

Priest … Live !!! (maybe)

I like the way this one turned out

Hmm, a black disc with white circles … interesting

The psychedelic trellis outside Mendips, probably responsible for inspiring all that stuff about submarines and walruses

Text from ‘The Priest … in all its ambiguity

Owls? I’ll give you F*^&#”G owls!!

An iconic image for our times, and some Beatles.

All kneel and worship!

My friend Paul had a boom box just like this – I was so jealous.

The astonishing 3D effect you can achieve by ‘hatting’ Mr Hayes

Mmm, conceptual

I can now die happy, my work is done. (Even my son was impressed by this).

Sign of the times, mess with your mind

Roll Up !!

You look so super

She’s got …

Easter cake, made by me.

The first picture I ever took for 1537

My beloved Sgt Pepper mill

I love how this one turned out!

Rural Virginia, yesterday

Nature’s nice and stuff, but it’s no 1200 word review of an obscure hardcore LP, is it?

I’m inordinately proud of this one

Hilarious visual joke, ahoy!

Don’t cry Billy.

Not photo-shopped – it’s balanced on a tray

Don’t give me no lines and feed the panda yourself …

Christmas lights seem to have turned the fireplace in my front room into a terrifying pagan altar – maybe that’s the true meaning of Christmas?

An attempt at fluffification of ‘Why D’ya Do it’ – a genuine imageof an alternative cover taken from the Antilles vaults

Wife, daughter and dog

Replicas vs. Replicants

Saturday night chez-1537

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