Hilarious visual joke, ahoy!

Still life, with tissues

Destined to cause a bit of a stir on Antiques Roadshow in 2031

I can now die happy, my work is done. (Even my son was impressed by this).

I’m inordinately proud of this one

You have to love those Y-fronts! (and Lego-based censorship)

Click to read properly

Really arty photo, to show off my mad camera skillz and sensitivite, creative nature (chicks love that)

Moss!! Moss!!

Thom Yorke takes part in a 1537 advertising campaign

All kneel and worship!

An iconic image for our times, and some Beatles.

The psychedelic trellis outside Mendips, probably responsible for inspiring all that stuff about submarines and walruses

With this first commission under my belt, I can see a whole new career opening up for me …

I’m quite proud of this one

Don’t cry Billy.

Lego just don’t do suitable Hendrix hair; shame on them.

This may be the single greatest thing I have ever done in my life.

Love cities at night – spot Floyd LP cover reference, somewhere to the right of mon famille.

I like the way this one turned out.

Nature’s nice and stuff, but it’s no 1200 word review of an obscure hardcore LP, is it?

Owls? I’ll give you F*^&#”G owls!!

The Lego thrash metal minifigures are really starting to pay off for me now

Wife, daughter and dog

Nice hair dudes !

I like the way this one turned out

Not photo-shopped – it’s balanced on a tray

Daytime Pyro

Anyone up for a nice country walk?

Paul’s bedroom

You look so super

Poison Ivy channelling her inner Norma Desmond

Rush Hour

Possibly a metaphor type thing

Every time you listen to Poison Idea you make a pixie cry

My work on this earth is done. I shall now ascend.

It’s mine, all mine

Fun Lovin Criminals Come Find Yourself 07

All for £2.50

…and the last thing I heard was a muttered word …

The mute that sang the siren’s what?!

Grim urban reality#1: Packs of rabid feral dogs

Replicas vs. Replicants

Mmm, conceptual

Priest … Live !!! (maybe)

Rural Virginia, yesterday

She’s got …

The astonishing 3D effect you can achieve by ‘hatting’ Mr Hayes

Time for our William Tell act

My friend Paul had a boom box just like this – I was so jealous.

It really was that blue waiting for them

Text from ‘The Priest … in all its ambiguity

Sign of the times, mess with your mind

Walking the dog this morning, I haven’t messed about with the colours at all – I love that winter light!

Click to read properly, without straining your eyes.

Hmm, a black disc with white circles … interesting

I’m rather proud of this one

The first picture I ever took for 1537

Some famous clock thing

It doesn’t get any better than this!

Saturday night chez-1537

Roll Up !!

An attempt at fluffification of ‘Why D’ya Do it’ – a genuine imageof an alternative cover taken from the Antilles vaults

Fun Lovin Criminals Come Find Yourself 09a

Easter cake, made by me.

Useful to know where they keep it

I like this one

I love this – almost Eddie circa: Somewhere In Time.

Much careful deliberation went into this drivel you’re about to read

My beloved Sgt Pepper mill

Don’t give me no lines and feed the panda yourself …

I’m very proud of this one

You’ve got a friend in me (da da da da daa)

I love how this one turned out!

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