Flying Sauce Attack

Don’t love my baby for her pouting lips Don’t love my baby for her curvy hips I love my baby … Continue reading Flying Sauce Attack

Trad. arr 1537

Well one man he drinks up his whiskey Another he drinks up his wine And they’ll drink ’till their eyes … Continue reading Trad. arr 1537

Mrs 1537 put me in charge of making the icing and decorating the Christmas cake last night. Will she ever … Continue reading Special Reindeer Cuddle

I had moment of rare peace and seasonal tranquility last night as I sat, glass of Prosecco in hand, in a room … Continue reading Another Broken Reindeer

So tell me what it feels like You tell me dearest one She turns around and takes her shades off … Continue reading Clenched In Lust

The world is a sick machine Breeding a mass of shit With such a desolate conclusion Fill the void with… … Continue reading Get Up (I Feel Like Being A) Sick Machine

A man’s ambition must indeed be small To write his name upon a shithouse wall But before I die I’ll … Continue reading Roister And Sup

Wafer thin The waif is in She’s chlorine clean and portion fed Feed the dog Slop the hog Shine the … Continue reading Debark The Log, Slop The Heavy Hog

So what do Abba’s first #1 single in Costa Rica, Ann Peeble’s follow-up single to ‘I Can’t Stand The Rain’, the … Continue reading And The World Drags Me Down